Uncle Ted in $CURRENT_YEAR

1  2019-11-08 by chimpan_z

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Donald Trump. If the American people elect him president, the country will be a better place. "But we can't do that. We need to win, win, win," he said, referring to his rival in the November election, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

The comments on Wednesday came just hours after Trump declared that he would not rule out using nuclear weapons.

Glumpf takes the blue pill:

Racists aren't people. "They're not real people."

Trump also said that if his campaign becomes the subject of a federal investigation, "I would not be surprised if I am indicted." He said he would be "looking into" that possibility.

"Look, you take a look at what's happened over the last number of years, the crimes that have been committed against our country, the destruction that's taken place and the people that have suffered," he said. "I mean, I don't want to say that anything has changed. We've been getting worse and worse and worse and worse."

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Well well well...

Well well well... I just got home and I'm already in your pants. Oh my god... Mm... You taste so good. <improv making out> Yeah... I can feel you getting harder, too. Let's take it out a little, just to show off. <pause> Oh, wow. You're so fucking thick... So thick... Oh... Oh god... You feel so good. Mm. <giggles> Oh, I think you'll like this. Oh fuck. You're so good... And I love the way you grip me. Oh yeah... That's right. I know. We should get you hard and then we can do this with you inside me. <moans between/during lines> Fuck me like you mean it. Fuck me harder... Make me yours... Yes! Yes! Yes! <improv sex, moans between/during lines> Oh my god... Fuck me! Fuck me harder! Yeah

My son is an incel who has been a virgin until now. I'm his mother and I told him that incel is real, and he told me that incel is a mental illness. But his incel is not real. He is a victim of a social justice warrior."

Incels are those who feel that they have failed in some way, or that they are not good enough, or that their sexual or romantic prospects are poor. The term Incel is commonly used in the context of romance and sex.

"My son has been an Incel since he was 14 and has never known a woman, never felt attracted to one, and has never had sex in his life," said the mother. "He has no prospects in life, and is very lonely. But because he was an Incel I took him to the therapist for a psychological check-up and was diagnosed as a psychopath. He is now in the mental hospital and being treated for 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?" he screamed, before shoving me down and grabbing for my hair, pulling it out of my face.

"What the fuck you talking about, you little bitch?!" I screamed, grabbing the back of his neck and dragging him to the floor.

"I'm gonna fuck your mother with the drill, you little bitch! You little shit! Get up!" he said, grabbing my hair and shoving me into the corner. "Now come with me."

I followed him into the hallway, which was full of windows overlooking the beach. He shut the door behind us.

"How much longer will this take you?" I asked him, slamming the door in his face. "Do you really want to be in this fucking beach house?"

"I'm not coming out until I make you, little bitch! Now I'll just wait for you."

"No! Not here! This

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Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

No, it doesn't, not in the slightest.

I'd be perfectly content having my daughters, who are just as sexually promiscuous as my wife. If it means I can have any number of lovers, then so be it, it's their choice.

In my wife's case, I'm having a bit of fun in bed with a young man. He's been with her before, and he's very good-looking, and very smart. He's very easygoing.

The problem is that I've met other men and they don't have the same experience as I do.

The first night we slept together, I woke up with my penis in his underwear and I got a hard on and then I didn't.

It was the first time in the seven years I've known her that she didn't wake me up with a hard-on.

I've slept with a man

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