The coomer jerks off in pain as he s̶t̶r̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ writes a long article about NoNutNovember being an alt-right conspiracy

1  2019-11-08 by Woolgun

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How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.

Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.

If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.

Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.

Begone, rat.

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Your post has rendered me completely and utterly impotent. Nowhere in that cesspool of faggotry did I encounter anything even resembling intelligent thought. I physically cannot open reddit with these chodes inhabiting it. My quality of life is now quantitatively worse that it was before I was exposed to what is essentially the intellectual equivalent of a tranny offing themselves.

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This is dumb but the only way to refute it is to reveal way too much knowledge about No Nut November.

1) @NoFap is NOT anti-masturbation.

i think this guy might be confused

"compulsive sexual behavior disorder"

(lol)

Is also listed as one of the qualifying symptoms of many other serious mental disorders.

I think he means that they don't want to ban masturbation it something.

Kind of like people of AA aren't against alcohol.

I would read all of it but I get shitty malware bait popup ads

He is, check my comment above lol. What a POS.

Hmm, I got a comment reply notification but it doesn't show up, and I think it was from you - I can see the comment from your profile. I think the domain you linked is blocked on reddit.

With that said literally nobody, even the most pro-sex work, pro porn person won't religiously tweet about how jerking off is amazing for your health and how nofap is just an alt right psyop.

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I’m ashamed to say that I read the whole thing.

Lmao

self control is an alt right virtue

lmao

If you have been on /fit/ recently you would know that most of the unironic nofappers would agree with that statement.

Most of the people on a far-right website are far right

Is this supposed to prove something?

I spend most of my time on 4chan on /his/ so sorry if my expectations are fucked.

I love /fit/ because of so many retards who unironically think anyone who isn't 100% on the nofap train is a jewish spy.

They just don’t understand that some people just want to coom, and that doesn’t make them a jew/failure.

There was a time I wanted to coom. Now I know that it is far more enjoyable not to.

Based and notacoomerpilled.

Unironically, notcooming fills you with an almost superhuman level of drive and motivation. If Blacked.com didn't release a steady stream of pro-mayocide content, I might actually be able to manage it.

Yeah nigga I haven’t fapped for 2 days and I’m already able to bench press a truck

Jesus I hope that was bait because if not nofap faggots are almost as retarded as coomers

Jesus rose from the dead after his body stopped fapping for three days. What happened next may shock you!

Then he led them out as far as Bethany, and, lifting up his hands, he finished them. While he was finishing them, he withdrew from them and was carried up into heaven. And they worshipped him, and returned to Jerusalem with great joy; and they were continually in the temple blessing God. There they watched the security camera footage clearly show Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself!"

(Luke 24:50-53)

it kind of does though a bit

cope

some of u niggas really need to learn where this applies lol

Not jerking off is fighting “anti-family culture”

What did they mean by this?

coom

Stop saying it that way

that doesn’t make them a jew/failure.

cope

I love cooming because the whole room claps when I finish!

/fit/ pisses me off. Can be funny, but it has a similar proportion of users that don’t actually do main lifts as Fittit, and that’s a fucking travesty.

Best board is probably /hist/ since poltards duke it out with people on the board on the daily. Pretty entertaining

Post body.

Ahh, a fellow sub 5'10 lifter.

Only Jews masturbate?

I must be so secretly Jewish that even I don't know.

/fit/ would believe anything that increase their gains.

This alt-right sounds pretty nifty.

Why The Meditations of Marcus Aurelius is the Original Aly-Right Book

Journalists are the lowest of the Ubtermayo

Holy shit, that looks like a rabbit hole.

The alt-right uses ancient texts that pretty much inspired their ethos, what a fucking mystery.

Wouldn't these journos absolutely despise Classical Greek and Roman society anyway?

I'm not sure, both are known for being Libertarians.

Maybe not Greek, since gay pederasty was somewhat common.

And frown upon.

I don't know about alt-right, but The Meditations is basically a Tony Robbins book in Latin. Seneca or GTFO.

participating in a dumbass zoomer meme is “self control”

Lmao

Cope

The more cum my balls accumulate the more anti Semitic I become.

The heavier my balls get the more anti Semitic I become.

MindGeek wants you to hate the Jews, both because inciting hatred is a goal of porn, and because they want to be able to dismiss all criticism of them as “anti-Semitic”.

was it xhamster that had the twitter that said the right wing needs to coom repeatedly or they might get violent

ill try and find it

right wing needs to coom repeatedly or they might get violent

They arent wrong buddy

if they dont want people to be violent they should stop shitting up society instead of trying to force them to ejaculate

if they dont want people to be violent they should stop shitting up society instead of trying to force them to ejaculate

If jerking yourself off is stopping you from having a better life you have bigger issues needing to be addressed also

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are You a Coomer Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Put Your Hands Away Haha

whoa, chill down there richard spencer

If jerking yourself off is stopping you from having a better life you have bigger issues needing to be addressed also

thats not even the argument lol

This isn't a debate bitch

Debate me leftoid.

No one is forcing you to jack off

well theyre spending a lot of money on propaganda to try and convince people to

obviously theyre not coming to your house and forcing your hand

omg goy ejaculate 21 times a month or youll get cancer!

Sounds like you support right wing terrorism, uncle ted

lmao "right wing terrorism"

I support right wing terrorjizm 😏

yes, stay in a refractory state so you dont have the energy to fight back against people that may or may not be trying to exploit you

oh youre angry and want to take action? why not coom and go to sleep instead

XHamster is retarded, but so are you.

seems like you know im right but like playing with yourself too much to accept it

Masturbation is just another way to keep us as sheep.

Ok Boomer

cringe lol of course youd use this shit

It triggers Boomers

"I am a coooomer..."

its funny how desperate these guys are to jerk off like its heroin addiction or some shit

how desperate these are to jerk off make others jerk off

EVERYONE SHOULD COOOOOOOOOOM

What do you mean you don't want to coom? You better start cooking right now, buddy!

to abstain from masturbation for virtually no reason,

OK COOMER

Can someone explain to me the connection between not watching porn and being anti-Semitic? It comes up a few times in that article and I feel like I’ve heard that connection before

Rightoids have started saying Jews are behind porn, and for some reason online Jewish bloggers aware of this have decided instead of saying “actually it’s the French behind porn, google it” they instead started saying “anti-porn/anti-masturbation movements are anti-semitic.”

Im not entirely sure who’s more retarded here

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Not only is it true, it’s really fucking obvious. Whey are you, stupid?

But porn is pretty unilaterally produced by Jews. Not to go full poltard.

It's OK to be a coomer.

In the same sense that it’s okay to be a drug addict. They should receive the support they need to recover from their addictions.

just tryna edgememe, yo

Watching porn occasionally is like drinking a couple cups of coffee a day, drinking a beer, or having a joint. Too much is bad, a little bit is fine.

Thats kinda where im at with it. A vice, but not a debilating one unless you are a total retard

Nofap is a meme

the thing is most hardcore anti porn weirdos are fucking degens who jerked off to the grossest shit you can think of, and instead of doing some self reflection, they tell everyone who jerks off they are fkn drug addicts.

Probably conservative states yeah? Anyway that all makes sense, ex addicts of all types can fall into that preachy overcompensating mindset. AA in particular is notorious for that which is part of why i never considered going

Based and golden meanpilled.

Imagine caring about this much people nutting

Imagine not caring about the wellbeing of your fellow people.

If they don't care about themselves why would i care about them

The kaffir should be put to death by stoning for their haram acts, inshallah.

Recovering alcoholics have the wherewithal to realize that well-adjusted people can moderate their drinking. Apparently recovering porn addicts lack that awareness.

Why do you need to watch other people fucking

I don't actually like watching porn. I just think it's bizarre how some guys can't seem to grasp that other people are capable of not taking masturbation to the same extremes they used to.

If someone used to whack off so much it actually affected their life, then clearly there are deeper issues at play.

How is it always so easy to tell what j*ws find important?

Because they won the game and are just running the score up on us to flex their control of all media and public opinion.

They earned it

Why is it a fad to ban things by association?

Is the article written by a member of the long nose family?

I read boomer

Man is everything's an alt-right conspiracy nowadays? They must have some top autists behind all this

“Coomer is a reference to a meme of an unkempt, skeezy-looking bearded man in a white tank top with vaguely Semitic features”.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Good gracious these people are neurotic. Didn’t they just add hair to the creepy bald guy that was in line for blacked?

vaguely Semitic features

Projecting

Reminds me of the pornhub employee who sperged out about someone saying step sibling porn seems inorganic.

The irony of this strain of the anti-masturbation movement is that, while it’s ostensibly intended to fight the larger porn industry’s attempts to brainwash and emasculate white men, anti-masturbation ideology has historically been used as a tool by fascist figures to gain social control. Cultural stigma associated with masturbation, combined with the fact that pretty much everyone masturbates, invariably leads to a lot of men “developing a lot of internal shame,” says Ley. “And that makes them open to manipulation and social control.” As an example, he cited the National Socialist Party in 1930s Germany, which strongly discouraged Hitler Youth members from engaging in masturbation. Because anti-porn and anti-masturbation movements tend to be comprised of young heterosexual males, they could potentially be viewed by some on the far right as ideal recruitment grounds. The fact that something like No Nut November appears to be a joke on its face “appears to serve as this interesting front door recruiting kind of strategy to bring folks into this deeper, much more insidious and shaming movement,” says Ley.

Good thing feminists would never shame male sexuality.

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"Everything I don't like is an alt-right conspiracy"

Yet it would be naive to ignore that there’s significant overlap between the general ideology behind NoFap — and, to a degree, No Nut November — and that of the far right, which has increasingly coopted the principles of masturbation abstinence.

Literally no alt-righter has ever done this

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lmao they literally just toss it in wherever

Wait coomer is actually a meme? It was just Sam mispronouncing cum in the moms mde sketch

It's been picked up recently. It's actually pretty funny, but too many NoFap fanatics have latched onto it.

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On one hand not nutting, fuck that.

On the other there's people who were churning butter to the point where they developed varicose balls.

Of course the secret third option to this puzzle remains illusive to these spergs: fuck someone.

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