Pizzagate isn't real guys

1  2019-11-09 by eva_remastered

43 comments

It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers.

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  1. Pizzagate isn't real guys - archive.org, archive.today

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"Pizza" isn't real. The entire concept of baking cheese, tomato sauce and slices of meat in a brick-fired oven is entirely a fabrication by the mainstream media to convince you that Tasty Wheat is unsatisfactory.

Stop and think about it. When was the last time you actually, physically touched a Pizza Hut restaurant. You might have been inside of one, but did you actually place your hand on the brick wall to make sure it really existed? You might have even been served a food that someone told you was "pizza" and was very convincing and authentic looking, but did you actually see them assemble the ingredients yourself? Are you sure that the stringy substance topping the pizza is actually cheese? Or is it merely a substance that you have been told is cheese your whole life?

Are you sure that you even know what cheese is?

I don't know if you just don't understand what lawyerin' or security clearance is about or what.

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I love how pizzagate tards can't comprehend any of this.

Nobody ever denied rich pedos existed, what is denied is the absurd conspiracy about Clinton and a pizza parlor.

That is what you're being mocked for, not claiming pedos exist.

If pizzagate isn't real explain Epstein?

A pedophile existing means pizzagate is real?

Nobody ever denied rich pedos existed, what is denied is the absurd conspiracy about Clinton and a pizza parlor.

the pedos made that up as a distraction lol

we just said the pizza guy himself was a massive pedo (he obviously is) and he knew clinton and obama and david brock was his boyfriend

and you absolutely denied rich pedos existed until epstein, and then you acted as though you always thought that shit

i got downvoted and called conspiracy theorist in this sub for saying hollywood and dc are pedos for the longest time lol

pizzagate was the meme with the power to bring this whole thing to light if they weren't so asshurt about the queen losing. in a different year left centrists and right centrists would've both amped up it up. instead we had to deal with the cringe overly literal 'debunking' of pizzagate on the basis that there wasn't physical evidence that the pedo who owns it wasn't literally molesting children in his pizza shop.

i'd also remind everyone that when that guy went to shoot up the pizza place, one of the only things he hit was a computer's hard drive.

Are you retarded? Why on earth would you shoot a computer to destroy it? I'm going to try help you comprehend how fucking dumb your conspiracy is, ok?

Let's say this pizza parlor really was involved in a pedo ring. Let's say that were true.

A) Why would you store any of this on your business computer?

B) If you were going to destroy this, why would you have someone show up and shoot the computer, thus attracting national attention? Why not remove the HD and throw it in the river without anyone knowing?

pizza are you seriously trying to pretend that there isn't much to be gained by the pedo elite by setting up those who seek to expose them as crazy, gun-toting, anti-semitic, white nationalists?

it's just coincidence that this supposed group has been the primary focus of the MSM since about the same time as this supposed legit shooting, right?

Are you going to explain to me exactly why if someone were trying to cover up a pedo conspiracy they'd hire a guy to go shoot the computer (are you a boomer, or something? Do you think shooting a computer destroys the evidence?) and why you wouldn't just go drop it in a river at night?

it's just coincidence that this group has been the primary focus of the MSM since about the same time as this supposed legit shooting, right?

Almost like there's been a massive surge of domestic white nationalist terrorism since 2008, thus that is what people focus on.

Arrogance. The belief by Alefantis that he was untouchable because of friends in high places.

Serious question, how low is your IQ?

Are you going to explain to me exactly why if someone were trying to cover up a pedo conspiracy they'd hire a guy to go shoot the computer (are you a boomer, or something? Do you think shooting a computer destroys the evidence?) and why you wouldn't just go drop it in a river at night?

because now they can run coverage to gain sympathy and use as a big neon sign that says "THIS GUY WAS JUST SOOOOO CRAZY TO THINK WE'RE PEDOS AND NOW HE'S GONNA SUFFER FOR IT. YOU ALL BETTER LEARN FROM THIS!"

Almost like there's been a massive surge of domestic white nationalist terrorism since 2008, thus that is what people focus on.

lol ok

Serious question, how low is your IQ?

lol what a seethecope answer. you literally can't handle the fact that Obama and Pedosta are clients of Alefantis.

because now they can run coverage to gain sympathy and use as a big neon sign that says "THIS GUY WAS JUST SOOOOO CRAZY TO THINK WE'RE PEDOS AND NOW HE'S GONNA SUFFER FOR IT. YOU ALL BETTER LEARN FROM THIS!"

Convenient. Mentally ill right-winger shoots up a pizza parlor and it happens to be a false flag. Funny how that works, how convenient that every time you're confronted with your own mental illness it's actually just a plot against you.

lol ok

There literally has been, are you just going to deny reality?

lol what a seethecope answer. you literally can't handle the fact that Obama and Pedosta are clients of Alefantis.

I believe you to be sub 70 IQ. Why on earth do you think I care about you or take you seriously? You're very clearly a schizophrenic.

you seem to think pedophile elites have ab even lower IQ, in addition to zero incentive to use the power they possess to protect their sordid lifestyles.

finally this year we've gotten you to acknowledge their existence, and now you act like there's some end-all result where they'd just cop to all their shit and roll over if only someone found that one magic piece of evidence.

these people RAPE CHILDREN, pizza. they have the power thanks to their connections and positions to pretend they don't though, and live free from consequences... and you act like they wouldn't possibly use it.

OF COURSE THEY'D FUCKING USE IT. THEY ARE USING IT. THEY CAN AND DO PULL OFF SHIT THAT YOU SCOFF AT AND SAY IS IMPOSSIBLE, WHILE 99% OF THE TIME THE WORLD WON'T REALIZE IT OR CARE ABOUT IT ENOUGH.

seriously, why the fuck do you work so hard for them?

you seem to think pedophile elites have an even lower IQ, in addition to zero incentive to use the power they possess to protect their sordid lifestyles.

I have no idea what you are talking about you mongoloid.

finally this year we've gotten you to acknowledge their existence

Again, what in the actual fuck are you talking about?

Jesus Christ never breed. Your IQ is so absurdly low you'd destroy the human race.

jesus christ...

you seem to think pedophile elites have an even lower IQ, in addition to zero incentive to use the power they possess to protect their sordid lifestyles.

I have no idea what you are talking about you mongoloid.

TRANSLATION: You must think the elite pedos have an even lower IQ than you think I have, because you act like they are completely incompetent pussies who would give up if someone had dirt on them.

In actuality, they are the exact opposite. highly intelligent, ruthless, and willing to do things that would make people say "oh please, that's not real, nobody would go that far".

finally this year we've gotten you to acknowledge their existence

Again, what in the actual fuck are you talking about?

TRANSLATION: You pretended that elite pedo rings were basically not a thing until around the time Epstein died.

Then you realized that literally nobody thinks he did it to himself, and you decided you would have to concede the fact that they do, in fact, exist, lest your credibility here take an even larger hit.


I'm sorry your sub-60 IQ prevented you from understanding these simple points.

before pizzagate pedos werent exposed

rightoids are unbelievably retarded they forget that epstein was in the news being a pedo as early as 2006 https://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/03/us/03epstein.html

being so retarded you believe in a facebook politics post level conspiracy

how do they even let you post on this sub with such a geriatric understanding of memes

the pedos made that up as a distraction lol

based on fucking what you retard? You understand that simply declaring something true doesn't make it true, correct?

and you absolutely denied rich pedos existed until epstein, and then you acted as though you always thought that shit

When, copy paste this ever happening.

When? copy paste this ever happening. Like what in the actual fuck are you smoking where you think anyone claimed rich pedos did not exist?

When did that happen?

oh yeah let me just pull up my archive of all your posts from the 9,000 accounts you've made and got suspended or deleted here.

tell me, what do you see when you go to the pizzashill reddit user profile? because I see you avoiding responsibility for everything you've ever said on your original account.

and then there's just the sheer volume of other accounts and posts to sift through.

ain't nobody got time to pin down and prove something that everybody here already knows is true.

As you can see, I'm not the only one who remembers your blanket denial.

So to be clear here, you have absolutely no proof I ever denied rich pedos exist?

Yes or no?

You're actually just mentally ill. Until you can support your claims, I suggest you go back to smoking fent patches and blaming mexicans for your failures.

based on what ? You understand that simply declaring something true doesn't make it true, correct?

same goes for the media buddy

pizzagate stuff never mentioned it, only the news and pedos did

And if they made it up, why did you retards spend so much time claiming it was real?

i dont think you read anything by people interested and only absorbed the news articles on it

When? copy paste this ever happening.

youre doing it now lololol

pizzagate stuff never mentioned it, only the news and pedos did

Pizzagate was mentioned, hundreds of times, and laughed at for being a pants on head retarded conspiracy theory that crawled right out of the right-wing fever swamp.

Do you live under a rock?

People no longer paying attention to your mental illness doesn't mean what you think it means.

i dont think you read anything by people interested and only absorbed the news articles on it

Weird, because I've spent hundreds of hours putting people such as yourself in the dirt on /r/conspiracy. It's a hobby.

youre doing it now lololol

Are you fucking illiterate? How? Where, at any point, was it denied that wealthy pedos exist?

Pizzagate was mentioned, hundreds of times, and laughed at for being a pants on head retarded conspiracy theory that crawled right out of the right-wing fever swamp.

no you laughed at the stuff the pedos on the news made up, you never really knew what was happening

alefantis is 100% obviously a pedo, he says pedo shit all the time and posts pedo pics on instagram

he has photos and shit of hanging out with obama and hillary

his boyfriend was the owner of shareblue, the propaganda website you probably believed articles from

the guy that "shot up" the store was literally an actor with an imdb page, fired 1 bullet

and completely coincidentally hit a computer hard drive that was in his back room that totally wasnt filled with child porn

Weird, because I've spent hundreds of hours putting people such as yourself in the dirt on /r/conspiracy. It's a hobby.

you mean you argued against fake arguments nobody was making

imagine spending hundreds of hours defending pedophiles because you think them getting in trouble would be bad for your political party

thats you, defending pedos lmao

Are you fucking illiterate? How? Where, at any point, was it denied that wealthy pedos exist?

oh im sorry you think mysterious arbitrary theoretical pedophiles exist but boy howdy they definitely arent the politicians and actors everyone accuses! lol pls

no you laughed at the stuff the pedos on the news made up, you never really knew what was happening

This is literally fake news. You retards unironically believed every single thing in relation to pizzagate.

alefantis is 100% obviously a pedo, he says pedo shit all the time and posts pedo pics on instagram

No, he doesn't. Fake news isn't any more true after the 400th attempt at pushing it.

his boyfriend was the owner of shareblue, the propaganda website you probably believed articles from

What does shareblue existing have to do with pizzagate?

the guy that "shot up" the store was literally an actor with an imdb page, fired 1 bullet

The guy had a single credit and it was a fucking ad. Fabricating bullshit plots against yourself to avoid doing self-reflection isn't healthy.

and completely coincidentally hit a computer hard drive that was in his back room that totally wasnt filled with child porn

Few things.

A) If you were going to destroy a computer full of child porn, why would you hire someone to shoot it (which wouldn't even destroy the evidence, lol) and attract national media attention, when you could simply remove the HD without anyone ever knowing and get rid of it?

B) Can you provide some proof the hard drive of the computer was shot?

imagine spending hundreds of hours defending pedophiles because you think them getting in trouble would be bad for your political party

This isn't going to fly. I can tell you're super inexperienced and used to dealing with people that don't know what you are.

Explaining why your conspiracy is retarded does not = defending pedophiles. No matter how hard you kick, how loud you scream, or how much you cry: Someone pointing out why you are a stupid person is not the same thing as defending pedophiles you absolute mongoloid.

oh im sorry you think mysterious arbitrary theoretical pedophiles exist but boy howdy they definitely arent the politicians and actors everyone accuses! lol pls

So you are just illiterate. You understand that famous pedos existing is not pizzagate, correct? You understand that pizzagate was a very specific conspiracy theory correct?

You are beyond incompetent. You're swinging way out of your league today, pizzagate tard. I suggest you walk away before you get bent over even harder.

This is literally fake news. You retards unironically believed every single thing in relation to pizzagate.

according to the news you watched

No, he doesn't.

lol yeah the guy hugging babies making lewd comments doing hashtag chickenlover which is pedo slang

the guy with antinous as his insta avatar

like i dont think youve even looked tbh

What does shareblue existing have to do with pizzagate?

hm yes what does a propaganda company have to do with media coverups of pedophilia and ridiculous fake stories about sacrifices in the basement or whatever tf

hmmm its a mystery

The guy had a single credit and it was a fucking ad.

2 credits because the shooting was fake lol

If you were going to destroy a computer full of child porn, why would you hire someone to shoot it

no im saying hes lying and removed the hard drive, and claimed the shooter did it

Can you provide some proof the hard drive of the computer was shot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3DIEqVmcgc

heres pedo guy saying the bullet went into his computer system

This isn't going to fly. I can tell you're super inexperienced

lmao just cut all this dumb shit out and say your piece you goof

Explaining why your conspiracy is retarded does not = defending pedophiles.

it is when you use the same argument verbatim as the pedos do to defend themselves

Someone pointing out why you are a stupid person is not the same thing as defending pedophiles you absolute mongoloid.

theres nothing stupid though, your primary motivation is to say it isnt true regardless of information because it involves people you support

You understand that famous pedos existing is not pizzagate, correct?

yes it is lol

pizzagate is hollywood and washington being full to the brim with pedos

theyre all in on it, every pedo in either place knows each other and is connected

epstein was part of it

you never cared until epstein was in the news

according to the news you watched

No, according to the quite literally hundreds of pizzagate tards have argued with.

lol yeah the guy hugging babies making lewd comments doing hashtag chickenlover which is pedo slang

Holy shit, hugging babies? Pedophile for sure. Are you actually this stupid lol?

hm yes what does a propaganda company have to do with media coverups of pedophilia and ridiculous fake stories about sacrifices in the basement or whatever tf

Do you have any proof shareblue was the origin of the pizzagate conspiracy?

2 credits because the shooting was fake lol

Incorrect.

no im saying hes lying and removed the hard drive, and claimed the shooter did it

Why? How would anyone know the HD was removed? Why would he need to say someone shot it? You can replace an HD in about 2 minutes, without anyone ever knowing.

heres pedo guy saying the bullet went into his computer system

It says it hit some computer equipment, it doesn't say anything about an HD.

In fact, after watching the video, the entry point for the bullet on the computer is nowhere near where a HD would be in that computer. It enters on the top and angles down towards the fan on the back. The HD in that tower is up front, on the bottom.

it is when you use the same argument verbatim as the pedos do to defend themselves

Again: Explaining why you are a dumb person is not defending pedophiles, no matter how hard you try to push this.

Your mote and bailey is denied.

theres nothing stupid though, your primary motivation is to say it isnt true regardless of information because it involves people you support

Really? Because you're claiming someone hired an actor to shoot a HD in a computer and the entry point for the bullet is no where near an HD, nor would shooting an HD even destroy the evidence.

Seems pretty retarded to me.

yes it is lol

No, it is not. Pizzagate was the claim a pedo ring was being run out of a pizza parlor.

you never cared until epstein was in the news

Epstein has been in the news since 2006 you ape.

These are the same brainlets who believe in that qanon shit.

Nobody ever denied rich pedos existed

you did.

Copy paste this ever happening.

Wow yes why would anyone think clinton had anything to do with pedos using thousands of coded message emails that which she smashed the hard drives of with a hammer after her husband has a painting of himself in drag on an island known and convicted for mass child rape of which she and her husband visited regularly.

Why would anyone believe that pizzashill?

I honestly can't believe how many unironic pizzagate tards there are.

you're sniffin' glue again, mongo?

This guy told me that ww2 was Hitler trying to save whites a few days ago.

Yeah, eva is a homebrew retard

Just fyi I did not say that or even argue with pizza recently besides in this very thread lol

Lol I did? Now you have to provide evidence

I confused you for another retard.

you guys see the thing about his liked videos on youtube lol

yes.

and this man does not have children, so there goes that theory. (i'm lookin at u mcfluff)