Completely normal person writes essay in defense of Lolis, Snappy quotes abound

1  2019-11-09 by AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE

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The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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After Mark Chapman read that book he shot john lennon. What anime/hentai has led to something like that?

literally whatever kyoani anime made the train autist burn down their office lol

You want to talk about violence? The USSR killed millions of people, that had nothing to do with hentai. You claim I "beat off to drawings of kids" but there are a billion people living in poverty. Why would Chewbacca live on Endor if he weren't into those tiny little Ewoks whose feet don't touch the floor when they sit in chairs?

That does not make sense!

That boy just ain't right

God I don't even have the effort to write single sentance comments half the time, this guy must be on crack

Tbf he’s probably right but damn that is some fine cringe

Bro yes she's in middle school, shows no signs of going through puberty and is dependent on her parents and for all intents and purposes is depicted as a child but it's not pedophilia bro. She's a ageless angel bro she's not a kid bro.

Source: every lolicon I've met usually have a big thing for characters in this show

Gabriel DropOut, particularly the beach episode that has all the middle schoolers in revealing swimsuits

http://i.imgur.com/u2z8pxT.png

Take your meds

The weebs will not be spared during jihad. Ask Allah for forgiveness and you may have a chance, mashallah.

You meet a lot of 'lolicons' huh?

This is the type of person that makes me embarrassed to masturbate to hentai

I only ironically bust my nuts to preschool girls!

You should be embarrassed to Jack off to hentai.

Imagine masturbating in current year.

Nofapcel spotted. How does my coom taste?

Ok coomer

Not reading all that motherfucker wrote an essay

Thank you for letting us know.

Imagine being such a pedophile you write a high school level essay defending your degeneracy

After Mark Chapman read that book he shot john lennon. What anime/hentai has led to something like that?

Weebs have done much deeper damage to our society as a whole

Does rape play make me a rapist?

Statistically yes

Loli content is not for pedos

Cope

Speaking of style, Toonphilia (the attraction to drawings) isnt a blanket attraction. You can like one style and be attracted to it but not another. This also includes things like MMD SFM Blender or any other cgi animated made products children.

Never mind the actual smaller sized people that exist IRL like gymnasts.

Yeah sure, I bet you blasting nuts to midgets and not eleven year olds, lol

I can't believe he used gymnasts as an example after that us Olympic doctor got caught raping all those teenage girls. Gymnastics attracts tons of pedos. Second only to those child beauty pageants.

I need to check this child for radioactive contamination.

Japan exists on another level.

Thats an awfully longwinded way to say "I want to fuck kids"

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Catcher in the rye has done more harm than any anime content. After Mark Chapman read that book he shot john lennon.

And that's a good thing.