Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
The article almost made a point, but then got lost discussing voter turnout and suppression. What does this have to do with fast food chicken sandwhiches.?
Yet despite the communal popularity of staples like collard greens and black-eyed peas and racial justice activists’ demands for healthy retail options, the plant-based recipes central to African-American cooking rarely function as a focal for the food companies that dominate black neighborhoods.
Yeah, collard greens cooked in bacon fat are truly healthy.
Yet despite the communal popularity of staples like collard greens and black-eyed peas and racial justice activists’ demands for healthy retail options, the plant-based recipes central to African-American cooking rarely function as a focal for the food companies that dominate black neighborhoods.
Why can I hear this through David Attenborough's voice?
The rapper said that “ANYBODY that thinks we as a ppl are not EMBARRASSING ourselves over this wack ass chicken sandwich YOU ARE THE PROBLEM” and also ripped that Popeyes would soon be serving “a free piece of watermelon and a 32-ounce cup of Kool-aid” as a complimentary side.
Surprised they dont do this already. Culvers and Bojangles would go out of business overnight.
Culvers is the absolute whitest fast food restaurant and it’s glorious. Go to a Culvers in Wisconsin and you’re treated like a king. Everyone asks about your day, offers suggestions and everything is always fresh and amazing. Make my trip to Wisconsin special. Thank you white people.
The sandwich is the flavor of the month. It is a crunchy, fried, juicy, savory food trend that smells like a family reunion and tastes like homecoming.
did the sandwich suck this guy's dick or something
This could spell danger for many customers, but particularly for African Americans who have acute sensitivity to high blood pressure and live in areas oversaturated with Popeyes.
This author thinks black people literally cannot stop themselves from eating at a popeyes
It’s a Tribesman writing this article. Chances are his exposure to black people is limited to homeless in Brooklyn he regularly votes in his council to have removed
More pointedly, Popeyes has lobbied against local legislation designed to improve the health of minority communities like New York City’s 2015 sodium warning regulation.
I like the fact that mayo liberals think that the black people’s health will improve by forcing fast food places to put warnings about the sodium content on menus.
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Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-09
Is it still sold out?
1 Coonass_alt 2019-11-09
I I had one the Other day. It’s better than cfa cause it’s crispier.
1 newcomer_ts 2019-11-09
Crispy enough to stab someone?
1 byobombs 2019-11-09
Yep
1 FearOfBees 2019-11-09
You know i forgot i live down the street from one in a ghetto. It's not really dangerous ima go.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-09
It’s probably bee free
2 FearOfBees 2019-11-09
Stop reminding me bees exist
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-09
Buzz 🐝 buzz 🐝 bitch
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-11-09
Do you hate black people because they say "I'm a bee"?
1 cochnbahls 2019-11-09
The article almost made a point, but then got lost discussing voter turnout and suppression. What does this have to do with fast food chicken sandwhiches.?
1 newcomer_ts 2019-11-09
The irony of /r/PublicFreakout proving article author wrong on a daily basis
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-11-09
These articles are great, essentially poor people = blacks, rich people =whites
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-09
Yeah, collard greens cooked in bacon fat are truly healthy.
1 diggity_md 2019-11-09
We blame American culture for making us fat but that relationship doesn't hold when you focus on African Americans, curious 🧐🧐🧐
1 -M-o-X- 2019-11-09
Its the fault of the scottish, truly and without any sense of irony
1 Platycel 2019-11-09
Also brits, it's like in that Harry Potter meme "when something happens why is it always you three" but in historical context :)
1 chimpan_z 2019-11-09
This but unironically
1 stop_this_shitpostin 2019-11-09
Why can I hear this through David Attenborough's voice?
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-09
I don’t get it. If collard greens would made Popeyes money and were as popular as she says, then they’d sell them. But they don’t.
1 tenebrous_cloud 2019-11-09
There it is
3 ShitaviousJackston 2019-11-09
Unironically needed Ja's take on this to make up my mind.
Thank you Ja.
2 Frostfright 2019-11-09
Surprised they dont do this already. Culvers and Bojangles would go out of business overnight.
1 BlackMansKryptonite 2019-11-09
He said that like it'd be a bad idea, though.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-11-09
Culvers is the absolute whitest fast food restaurant and it’s glorious. Go to a Culvers in Wisconsin and you’re treated like a king. Everyone asks about your day, offers suggestions and everything is always fresh and amazing. Make my trip to Wisconsin special. Thank you white people.
2 DangerNut 2019-11-09
Didn't he run that rich white people scam where idiots went to a concert and it turned into Lord of the Flies?
1 shhh_im_ban_evading 2019-11-09
I think he just threw a bunch of money at it.
1 ChilisWaitress 2019-11-09
None of these shitty chicken joints can hold a candle to Chicken & Watermelon on South Claiborne in either flavor or handgun fatalities.
1 Frostfright 2019-11-09
did the sandwich suck this guy's dick or something
2 AlexJones_GayFrog 2019-11-09
being a corporate shill to own the racists 😎
1 OrphanScript 2019-11-09
Pretty average sandwich tbh
1 L-o-lPOLITICS 2019-11-09
This author thinks black people literally cannot stop themselves from eating at a popeyes
4 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-11-09
"Oversaturated" like Popeyes is a chemical weapon or something lol
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-11-09
It’s a Tribesman writing this article. Chances are his exposure to black people is limited to homeless in Brooklyn he regularly votes in his council to have removed
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-11-09
Given that he's talking about those in America, it's a valid point.
1 NotHipsterEnough4Rdt 2019-11-09
Wtf is black Twitter lol?
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1 Satansbigsausage 2019-11-09
I like the fact that mayo liberals think that the black people’s health will improve by forcing fast food places to put warnings about the sodium content on menus.