They file joint returns so their income is technically the same - they’d both use the household figure. This issue is actually being legitimately investigated.
If these blue check marks didn't have Twitter and benzos they would be that crazed homeless guy shouting at cars.
Also
The customer service experience is infuriating too. They’re quick to respond, but nobody is authorized to discuss the credit assessment process. No opportunity to present evidence. Just a “sorry, your wife is deemed to be 1/20th the credit worth you are, check again in 6 months!”
Has he never had a credit card before? The customer service rep isn't going to be authorized to set credit limits. You might as well be screaming at the grocery store checker when your tax return is less than you were expecting.
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5 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-09
Probably because her individual income is too low. Does Apple not offer her the choice to sign onto his card?
4 thowaway_throwaway 2019-11-09
Maybe they have separate finances so he doesn't see the gifts she buys the bull?
4 razoriguana 2019-11-09
They file joint returns so their income is technically the same - they’d both use the household figure. This issue is actually being legitimately investigated.
3 trexmundi 2019-11-09
It's going to turn out she has tons of hidden personal credit card debt or something like that.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-11-09
Nah they checked their credit scores and hers was higher. Looks legit bad for Apple lol
3 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-11-09
I highly doubt their reasoning was 'lol women dumb with money', Apple is not that based.
4 AlveolarPressure 2019-11-09
Their algorithm may be unintentionally based tho
2 Woolgun 2019-11-09
Whoever came up with an algorithm that gives men more credit limit than women should be fired immediately.
Not because of sexism, but because of the sheer amount of money Apple is losing by limiting women's impulse purchases.
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-11-09
this is foid-pilled
1 aqouta 2019-11-09
It'd be done by an ai if Apple isn't retarded.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-09
Guarantee one of them is lying and it will come out. At least a conversation was started tho
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-11-09
Based?
2 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-09
As common as cuckolding may seem to Reddit, most couples prefer to not fuck to their marriages.
1 [deleted] 2019-11-09
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5 AlexJones_GayFrog 2019-11-09
If these blue check marks didn't have Twitter and benzos they would be that crazed homeless guy shouting at cars.
Also
Has he never had a credit card before? The customer service rep isn't going to be authorized to set credit limits. You might as well be screaming at the grocery store checker when your tax return is less than you were expecting.
2 DangerNut 2019-11-09
I laughed at this.
Fucking clown thinks a call center in India should be allowed to make major changes on his account
2 SnapshillBot 2019-11-09
That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
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1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-09
FOIDS BTFO
1 seenten 2019-11-09
So all of it?
1 GAMERFORDRUMPF 2019-11-09
Yeah I was expecting Mr. PHP.
1 loli_esports 2019-11-09
Phillip H Phillips
1 CriticalSavings 2019-11-09
Ruby has the wokest programmers it makes sense the creator is a woketard too lmao
1 Usernameof2015 2019-11-09
He didn't create ruby, retard
1 CriticalSavings 2019-11-09
His bio says he created Rails.
1 thowaway_throwaway 2019-11-09
He created the only part that anyone uses.
1 yunyun333 2019-11-09
whats wrong with rails
1 CriticalSavings 2019-11-09
The people who use it.
1 yunyun333 2019-11-09
expand
1 CriticalSavings 2019-11-09
They are annoying SJWs in my experience.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-11-09
The fact that it use ruby.
1 Yes_he_swan 2019-11-09
Not having access to more money you don't have is way worse than paying more for car insurance tbh. I feel for the foids.