Celebrate Your Kid’s retardation. Don’t Grieve It.

1  2019-11-10 by Shark_lifes_Dad

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The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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Gonna cry, Dad? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

I bet they call him daddy, now

We didn’t die.

Worst expression of celebration I’ve seen in my life

yet

We didn’t die.

Nature has finally failed us.

Honey, you can't get a tattoo. You aren't old enough to make that choice.

Honey, you want to cut your cock off? Well by all means!

Don't google with the author looks like.

Smeagol

Okay I won’t. I was going to but I won’t

Don't

Oh, god, that's the 'person' who wrote the article asking why no one will date their nonbinary friends. Both of their friends looked like Cpl. Klinger.

It's a real mystery why they can't get laid. It must be society's fault.

Transphobia is real folks, I know because I’m frightened of these people.

My friend has been swimming in trash for the last 8 hours and ate an onion...and yet no dates. How can we do better?

Its like sleeping with a bunch of mashed up pickles. I’m cool

I read that shit and its pretty much trans incel trash

Der Finngolian

Oh man oh god oh oh why didn't i listen to your warning

Seriously that is one ugly goblinx.

Wow, I expected something Jewish (obviously), I did not expect that. How many chromosomes does someone have to have to look like that? Does it have Downtotheground syndrome?

Double-down syndrome.

Oh god on their tweet sharing the article https://twitter.com/nishtajmehra/status/1185233206376665089?s=21

What are the odds that two butch pronoun lesbians who adopted a black child would end up having a trans child. I’m sure they didn’t push anything on that kid and fill their head with crazy shit to get attention and virtue signal.

Just abort it then you can grieve it and move on with your life shortly after

Ninja did you really just like two NYT articles in a row? Is you tarded?

We are all r/drama residents. So....

GODDAMNIT I AM PAYWALLED.

I love that trannies are under attack now, this degenerate debacle should never have happened and history will not be kind to us mutilating children and encouraging this mental illness fad.