The perfect Redditor proves to be more Chad then the alt-right ever could be

1  2019-11-10 by ArlenBilldozer

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The good thing about this community, is it’s still based on consent, as no one is fattened against their will. In a way it’s admirable seeing these women do this to themselves, as it shows a real dedication to work against the grain of society and become the sizes they do.

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I showed this to my wife and now my living room's flooded.

panties drop

Hey dad

Humidity rose 15% in my area

“Yeah i totally thought it was gonna be “incel attacks burglar” but it turns out to be “big damn hero fucks up domestic abuser,” we have no choice but to stan”

So she would have been on the intruder’s side if he was trying to steal that guys shit instead of trying beat up his roommate? The fuck?

Defending your life and property is a example of toxic masculinity. It is also racist.

> imagine being this pumped to murder somebody to defend your xbox

It's less the defending the Xbox and more getting to hunt the most dangerous animal

How can you be sure they’ll let you live?

My PS4 is worth more to me than a dozen Yuropoors.

Change my view.

Not even to you, an Xbox or Ps4 is objectively more valuable than at least a dozen europoors

Murder is, by definition, unlawful and premeditated.

In most states you are well within your rights to yeet intruders from the mortal plane, and that's a good thing.

ok burger

yes

Just wait for the police. It's just stuff.

just europoors things

Police murder black and brown bodies every day. If you are being robbed do NOT call the police

This is good for drama though.

Imagine not killing anyone that enters your house.

Imagine not firing upon anyone coming within line of sight of your castle without flying an identifying flag

THEFT DOES NOT DESERVE A DEATH SENTENCE!!!!

"Purely economic factors"

give me ur shit scum lol

Another great example of people on Twitter being peak retarded i hope this thing gets robbed some day

commies lmao

wait that twitter thread confuses me, if the burgluar hadn't been a domestic abuser (which this guy has no way of knowing) then he wouldve been the bad guy?

The original tweeter has a profile picture of the fat asian lady from star wars wearing a communist hat. The answer to your question is yes

It's an excellent fandom filter, anyone proudly liking roses character obviously wants nothing but the demise of starwars and males in general.

She's such a garbage fucking character that the only reason anyone would be a fan of her is because they're an idpol nutjob.

I don't even know who this Roses character is and I want demise of Starwars.

The blackpill here is they were never good "cinema", and that the fandom has always been man children and nerdy foids.

I want the demise of those too.

Virginity should only be lost after marriage.

That is the most mundanely pathetic Twitter I've ever seen

I think “virginity is a social construct” is a pro slut message.

I don't think "bad guy" but "haha neckbeard larper"

Reddit:

  • Using a firearm for home defence: BAD!

  • Using a mall ninja LARPing axe for home defence: GOOD!

This is twitter moron

Replica battleaxes aren't going to ever kill anyone, you might disagree with it but those two things are pretty consistent.

You could kill somebody with just about anything, but you think you’d fail to kill an average person with a piece of metal attached to a stick?

Probably not unless you were really insistent on taking someone's life. Even then, it depends on the build quality and whether it's even made of metal.

Fam it doesn't have to be honed to a razor's edge to kill a man, especially if it's an axe. The force of the blow will split a skull even if its dull.

Plastic/wooden/sheet metal replicas are a thing Òvò

You can very easily kill someone with a blunt axe lmao.

Dude's a LARPer. His replica battle axe is definitely made of metal and probably cost like five hundred dollars.

Oh look, a walking cliche

The nerd or the Twitter foid? Could apply it to both.

The nerd