Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?

Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?

Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU'RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO'D FUCK A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.

From the Halls of Montezuma To the shores of Tripoli

We fight our country's battles

On the lands, and on the sea

First to fight for right and freedom

And to keep our honor clean

We are proud to claim the title

Of United States Marine

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze

From dawn to setting sun

We have fought in every clime and place

Where we could take a gun

In the snow of far-off northern lands

And in sunny tropic scenes

You will find us always on the job

The United States Marines

Here's health to you and to our Corps

Which we are proud to serve

In many a strife we've fought for life

And never lost our nerve

If the Army and the Navy

Ever look on Heaven's scenes,

They will find the streets are guarded

By United States Marines

From the Halls of Montezuma

To the shores of Tripoli

We fight our country's battles

On the lands, and on the sea

First to fight for right and freedom

And to keep our honor clean

We are proud to claim the title

Of United States Marine

Ok boomer

Marines eat crayons on account of them being literally retarded gorilla children and there's no one I'd rather have out there in other countries shooting pinkos on my behalf. Happy birthday

You take the dumbest highschool grads and send them to a desert half a world away - seems like a plan thats working.

You'd be surprised what a group of apes can do if you train them, arm them, and send them to some backwater shithole

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Sounds like something a squid would say 👉😎👉

Marines are a special type of violent autists and there's no one else I'd rather have in a foxhole or a hasty with me

I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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almost every male I knew who wanted to be a Marine was a dumbass meathead while the guys who were interested in the Navy or Army are mostly doing alright in comparison

Yeah, well, our mareen was Top Mod until AnnArchist went all boomer on his ass. Bet your Army/Navy buddies can’t claim that!

Marine: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment

looks gay

Marines are squids, what did you expect?

asexual reproduction

I’ll make sure to send in gifts that they all can enjoy