The Drumpf baby balloon as fallen

Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.

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1 BussyShillBot 2019-11-10

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1 VidiotGamer 2019-11-10

Dude already has 22k on his gofundme for his legal defense.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/restitutions-for-baby-trump-stabber

Not a bad racket if you think about it. He'll toss out a grand for some local lawyer and probably walk with time served and restitution for the balloon and pocket the difference.

3 Kiru-Kokujin57 2019-11-10

sam hyde

2 wellhellotherefellas 2019-11-10

$295 in the span of the last 10 mins. Wtf

1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-11-10

The dude will have a felony on his record for the rest of his life and he'll drop off the map once his trial is done.

Hoyt Hutchinson, 32, was charged with felony first degree criminal mischief in the incident, the Tuscaloosa News reported.

There's no way he's gonna be able to get a first degree felony down to a misdemeanor. He's fucked his future career prospects. If he had any to begin with, of course.

5 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-10

Might actually improve his job prospects in Alabama

1 heretobefriends 2019-11-10

Anything to get an edge for that Wal-Mart department manager position.

2 VidiotGamer 2019-11-10

There's no way he's gonna be able to get a first degree felony down to a misdemeanor.

I'd take that bet.

1 gotagofastz 2019-11-10

Nah, he'll do fine on magatard welfare: podcasts, Fox contributor, some shitty thinktank will hire him as an analyst or some shit..

Look how George whatshisface has made a career out of killing that skittles kid, and he's a beaner.

2 jubbergun 2019-11-10

Look how George whatshisface has made a career out of killing that skittles kid, and he's a beaner.

No, he's a "white hispanic," remember?

1 FearOfBees 2019-11-10

It's alabama, they'll hire him on the spot, the state is 65% red.

1 ashleychudd 2019-11-10

A felony for popping a balloon? Why is the guy in the video breathing so heavily?

1 VidiotGamer 2019-11-10

Probably the price of the balloon? Destruction of property is just classified as criminal mischief in general, typically it becomes a felony because of extenuating circumstances or because of the cost of the damage.

Also, DA's like to over compensate on filing charges so that they can get defendants to plea down. I'd be willing to bet a box of donuts that even a shitty strip mall lawyer could plead this down to a fine and probation with no criminal record.

0 Welcometony1234 2019-11-10

Daddy’s supporters can grift like no one else. Although... it’s almost always from daddy’s other supporters. It’s the basketball American crime rate of political gritting.

3 jubbergun 2019-11-10

Daddy’s supporters can grift like no one else.

I think this is what really makes the opposition so angry. Every time they come up with some scheme to rig elections or make money in an unscrupulous fashion republicans come in behind them and do their own version of the same scheme, and the republican version always works better.

3 Welcometony1234 2019-11-10

KISS keep it simple stupid.

1 throwaway_999912 2019-11-10

Like when they got swindled off millions of dollars by a guy making a Sadiq balloon or by the guy who said he'd donate it to building the wall 😬

1 jubbergun 2019-11-10

Those are good examples. Trump Baby guy actually wasted his ill-gotten gains making the balloon. The other two guys took the money and ran with it.

-1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-11-10

Do the MAGAcels still expect people to believe they support freedom of expression?

5 aqouta 2019-11-10

The surprising thing about people being censorious shitbags is that liberals so quickly gave up on freedom of speech as a value, not that rightoids are using it as a bludgeon against them.

4 FearOfBees 2019-11-10

To be fair neither does society, if they made one of a tranny it would be hate speech and attacked by antifa

1 throwaway_at_ 2019-11-10

Everyone should just learn that southern rural whites are the most ghetto whites and that explains most of their behavior.

0 VidiotGamer 2019-11-10

Does anyone?

1 Kat_B0T 2019-11-10

Can’t believe the reeeeesistance thought the gumps would tolerate daddy bashing. I’m just amazed it wasn’t shot.

2 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-10

I think trump has like 60% support in Alabama so pretty much every white person.

4 Kat_B0T 2019-11-10

Ya bama bangz frat boys aren’t gonna have any of it. I say this having been to an SEC school and traveling to many games. Only Mississippi would have been better. Legit violence with rednecks beating up reeeeesisters May have happened in Oxford. They still celebrate their old unofficial mascot ‘colonel reb’, who was a slave owner.

3 Coonass_alt 2019-11-10

colonel reb is 100x better than the retarded bear or shark.

plus it gives us shit like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n1KPQmdddY

1 Kat_B0T 2019-11-10

Lmao 🤣 that’s amazing!

1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-10