r/conspiracy goes DEFCON 5.

1  2019-11-10 by Ghdust2

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DEFCON 5 is all is normal you fucking casual

Big number = big danger no?

big brain

Decon 5 is the "everything is cool lets get drinks with umbrella's in it" threat level right?

Peacetime, we're most likely at DEFCON 5 right now.

/r/conspiracy is now attacking people who reported on the government, the absolute staid of burger conspiracy theorists.

They've been cucked by daddy.

people forget the biggest conspiracy theorists were stalinists/nazis and other authoritarian brainlets its nothing new its just that burgers deluded themselves about it into thinking its the more libertarian crowd.

Fascism as a whole runs primarily on conspiracy theories. People like this tend to be the most gullible and useful of idiots.

A good portion of conspiracy completely ignores conspiracies because its against THEIR GUY. I miss the real conspiracy nutters where everyone in government is bad and their mailman is a CIA plant

That sub is pretty wild Topminds used to be great before it became about bitching, for awhile after the pizzagate boomer scare had died down the sub decided to claim it was a psyop to make them look retarded, now that epstein happened they decided its true again. They dont even attempt to link the two just that "well if elite pedophiles exist then surely satanic pizza pedophile dungeons in plain site exist"

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pretty sure those people are just schizos

you mean they wont post russian hacking stories lol

You fucking retard DEFCON 5 is what we're normally at

The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.

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That’s the guy?

That's him, that's the man who hurt Daddy.

lmao he looks just like seth simon

Cmon dude not cool, I don’t want to get put on a list. Why’d you make me click that?

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Looks like a nerd

So what happens if this is a lib trap and if the FREEDOM PATROL catch up with that dude and its just some soyboi ready to take one for the team?

There going to catch up with him and say what exactly? He doesn’t like trump or something? Unless they magically find something to discredit the content of the whistle blower report it doesn’t mean anything and the WH has basically already confirmed it’s true anyways.

LOCK HER UP!

LOCK HER UP!

LOCK HER UP!

Wait, NOOO! You can’t just show the government a reason to lock Donnie up! That’s my guy! Whistleblowing is actually bad guys!

So many Q boomers lmfao. I don’t think they understand what the act of whistleblowing actually is. It’s an inherently anonymous activity. Trying to put a face to the whistleblower is the exact kind of thing somebody scared of the verdict would do. Trying to punish and shame somebody for using an anonymous tool to prevent corruption is the exact sort of thing I’d expect out of burgers, rightoids and boomies.

its not really a conspiracy theory if theyre actually doing it lol

they really dont want people talking about this guy and its funny

this shit will all fall apart before he gets to do anything important

its not really a conspiracy theory if theyre actually doing it lol

— every conspiracy theorist ever

in fact it’s not even a conspiracy theory because you have to go down two inconsistent levels of reasoning to find anything that sticks. where this “conspiracy” is at right now:

  1. this Eric guy has close ties with Biden (true!)

  2. ???? (you’re missing the reasoning here for why 1 and 3 are linked)

3, Eric is the whistleblower (this is where the conspiracy theory would start, but you can’t even consistently confirm he’s the whistleblower)

  1. Using reasoning 1 and 3, we can infer that this Eric guy sent in the information because he has close ties to Biden and _______ (here is where you’d explain why calling out governmental corruption would be a bad thing. this is really where this “conspiracy” turns into a bunch of Q boomers seething over the idea of daddy possibly not being their caricature of a white man being oppressed by muh deepstate)

— every conspiracy theorist ever

post his name on facebook then and see

3, Eric is the whistleblower (this is where the conspiracy theory would start, but you can’t even consistently confirm he’s the whistleblower)

oh yeah hes totally not the whistleblower guys lol

caricature of a white man being oppressed by muh deepstate

anyone who denies the existence of a deep state after 3 years of political 8th circuit judge impeachment kavanaugh faggotry is a bit dumb tbh

every single action thats been taken against trump since hes been elected has been on behalf of entrenched intel agents and career politicians that ultimately wield more power than the president

which is literally what a deep state is