I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!
Maybe I could help her. My coom is very calorie dense due to my strict diet of hot pockets and mountain dew. It also has a slight yellow tint from the mountain dew. She wouldn't be able to resist eating it up and gaining weight. Truly, my coom is revitalizing.
I used to think about what it would be like to be her boyfriend. You know, getting her to trust you and eventually fall in love. Then just drop little hints, saying things like "Are you gaining weight?" or "Wow, you feel really heavy today."
Then, you know, she'd react by going on a half-a-grape a day diet but you act like you don't notice. I wonder how long you could keep that up before she wasted away.
Dude, I know this is supposed to be fun, but I'm just seeing here comments laughing at her ilness which is not cool. Like seriously, could this people get a life or something? You clearly don't know what this girl is passing for-
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-11
I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!
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1 Yunnie101 2019-11-11
In this stream, she is denied that she is relapsing
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-11
Who is denying her?
1 Platycel 2019-11-11
I am
1 [deleted] 2019-11-11
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1 rocinantebabieca 2019-11-11
Hehe "cooney"
1 faponurmom 2019-11-11
There's a video out there where she 'accidentally' shows her cooney on stream
1 Jooklut 2019-11-11
Maybe I could help her. My coom is very calorie dense due to my strict diet of hot pockets and mountain dew. It also has a slight yellow tint from the mountain dew. She wouldn't be able to resist eating it up and gaining weight. Truly, my coom is revitalizing.
1 Matues49 2019-11-11
literally whu
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-11-11
the sexiest woman on earth
1 MrBufkin 2019-11-11
https://youtu.be/-n9PveRuXfk
1 Cooterlikkindawg 2019-11-11
You just wanna give her a bath in the sink and gently feed her a diet coke
1 Kat_B0T 2019-11-11
Jannies is there anyway we can find out anyone that’s donated to her and ban them 🤔
1 Grundleberries 2019-11-11
Man you gotta trigger warning spoopy skellies after Halloween. ✖️🙅✖️
1 BlackMansKryptonite 2019-11-11
I used to think about what it would be like to be her boyfriend. You know, getting her to trust you and eventually fall in love. Then just drop little hints, saying things like "Are you gaining weight?" or "Wow, you feel really heavy today."
Then, you know, she'd react by going on a half-a-grape a day diet but you act like you don't notice. I wonder how long you could keep that up before she wasted away.
Is that illegal? I feel like that's not illegal.
1 Yunnie101 2019-11-11
Weird
1 BlooCheckmark 2019-11-11
I thought this was going into an entirely different direction but I seem to have forgotten what sub I was on.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-11-11
Holy fuck, kill it with fire! What in the fuck even is that?
1 OnlyDidMethOnceYAHOO 2019-11-11
still has a fat pussy
1 KuuderessioPlusvalin 2019-11-11
Well dude. You have also got some big balls to write so much impudence. Get lost.
1 OnlyDidMethOnceYAHOO 2019-11-11
bro I'm just tryna see her tits before she drops
1 KuuderessioPlusvalin 2019-11-11
What tits?
1 KuuderessioPlusvalin 2019-11-11
Dude, I know this is supposed to be fun, but I'm just seeing here comments laughing at her ilness which is not cool. Like seriously, could this people get a life or something? You clearly don't know what this girl is passing for-