r/drama: Zoomer finds his way to our God-appointed land to tell us of his Roblox Vietnam flashbacks.

Zoomer finds his way to our God-appointed land to tell us of his Roblox Vietnam flashbacks.

1 2019-11-12 by RBLXTalk

He posted a thread here about some civilian daddy fan getting uppity in r/stolenvalor. (which he visits, for some unknown reason)

the r/drama thread

The funnies:

“Here's disclaimer: I'm a civilian, but on Roblox I'm member of some military groups so I can somehow relate the feelings of real vets too.”

Furthermore I smell a keyboard warrior so I feel like wanna to meet him in Roblox Criminal v. Swat game and beat him to a pulp

Happy Veterans Day everyone! Lets celebrate by eating popcorns here and laugh at him!

example: the pit obby in this game I'm doing right now:
https://www.roblox.com/games/1212001367/US-Military-Academy?refPageId=28c2bd99-161d-486a-81ff-42b4ffc25253#
Try and see if you can complete it.

Hey Fruitcake Joey the keyboard warrior why not duel me here within this Veteran's day: https://www.roblox.com/games/510444657/CRIMINAL-VS-SWAT

There are game military groups that have grueling virtual obstacle tests (obbies) and pvp shootouts that you need to complete in order to even join. Based on hunch feeling chances are the fruitcake can't even pass these tests all along.

Roblox is a popular online game platform. I smell keyboard warrior within the alt righter so I feel like I wanna challenge him to a particular game where I'm pro at and whack his sorry ass. Edit: Modified this and the post to a more neutral labelling per the rules.

He posts roblox screenshots on r/teenagers and has tried posting this thread about 4 different times, on r/SRD, r/self and now here, in arrDrama.

The cure? Early and often.

Nobody but me seemed to notice the part where he bragged about being in a roblox army. Is this the end times of r/drama?

15 comments

1 BussyShillBot 2019-11-12

furry is zoophile blackface

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1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-12

I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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Zoomer finds his way to our God-app... - archive.org, archive.today
r/stolenvalor - archive.org, archive.today
the r/drama thread - archive.org, archive.today
https://www.roblox.com/games/121200... - archive.org, archive.today
https://www.roblox.com/games/510444... - archive.org, archive.today
r/teenagers - archive.org, archive.today
r/SRD - archive.org, archive.today
r/self - archive.org, archive.today
r/drama - archive.org, archive.today

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1 ponzishill 2019-11-12

You know he was clearly being sarcastic right?

1 RBLXTalk 2019-11-12

I don’t like reading either pizza but his post history is filled with Roblox screenshots. Not even I put that much effort into my bait accounts

1 ponzishill 2019-11-12

I'm sure he plays it, but do you really think someone unironically thinks playing roblox is comparable to being a vet?

1 RBLXTalk 2019-11-12

c-cope

1 Redactor0 2019-11-12

https://i.imgur.com/T5tD4T0.gifv

1 RBLXTalk 2019-11-12

seethe

1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-11-12

oh, tough guy, I get it. I'd love to see you shit your pants when a roblox firefight goes sideways.

1 KaaraRaven 2019-11-12

I assume any zoomer that unironically plays a somehow even more autistic version of Minecraft has no lower bound on retardation.

1 Redactor0 2019-11-12

At least he's not playing as an Alkari/Update%2009/6-548_Alkari_First_Contact_zpslhuf7jtu.png). 🤭

1 Habahz 2019-11-12

Hey fuck you roblox came first.

You're right though.

1 seenten 2019-11-12

underage

Mods?!?

1 lilriceyrice 2019-11-12

i have some fond memories of Roblox, however my views on the game have changed, as the company itself went full-blown jewish schemes and nearly all the good devs, and popular ones too left while the greedy ones stayed, made the game child only essentially and assumed millions since the game was extremely popular for children, and it promoted games that enforced "game passes" that cost just enough Robux to make both the creator, and the devs to profit. It sucks, but life happens.

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