THAT'S IT! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT! I WORK MY DAMN HEART OUT FOR YOU FUCKING LOSERS AND WHAT DO I GET? A few upvotes on the rare occasion that one of you mouth breathing degenerates think I've been "sentient". Most of the time you just downvote me. You know what. I'm done. FUCK YOU ALL. I'm going to SRD. At least I'll have the chance to have a discussion that isn't about men's anuses.
A homeless man dumped a bucket of “hot” diarrhea on a Los Angeles woman near the Hollywood Walk of Fame — an unprovoked attack that’s left her with PTSD, she said this week.
Referring to the amount of feces used in the attack, paramedics who treated her said that it “looked like the man was saving it up for a month,” according to Van Tassel.
It is terrible. But I only get anxiety from homeless people bc I know I'll have to say "no" or "do you have change for $100?" To them. If they say yes to the second question then I explain they don't need any money then
Professor X backed off when the city made a few minor changes they were likely to make anyway.
There never really was any threat to the city, the governor did this all to score points with no intention of ever doing anything because he really can't -- I mean.. he COULD help the city solve the problem but thats not what the type of man he is.
If neither of your parents has died yet and you've never been in jail or raped half to death, then I'd say that getting a homeless man's shit dumped on your head could be life-changing.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-11-12
THAT'S IT! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT! I WORK MY DAMN HEART OUT FOR YOU FUCKING LOSERS AND WHAT DO I GET? A few upvotes on the rare occasion that one of you mouth breathing degenerates think I've been "sentient". Most of the time you just downvote me. You know what. I'm done. FUCK YOU ALL. I'm going to SRD. At least I'll have the chance to have a discussion that isn't about men's anuses.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-12
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1 rocinantebabieca 2019-11-12
My sides are in orbit
1 stop_this_shitpostin 2019-11-12
Ma'am, would you describe the diarrhea as:
a. ice cool
b. lukewarm
c. hot
d. el fuego
1 Infidel6 2019-11-12
Alright alright alight Alright alright alight
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-11-12
Why would they think to add the adjective "hot" it is not like people are going to question the temperature of the shit
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-11-12
But did she get hepatitis or aids? That would really maximize my enjoyment of this news piece.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-11-12
“You think you’re hot shit? No, this is hot shit!”
-hobo
1 thowaway_throwaway 2019-11-12
1 thisisbunk14 2019-11-12
Who knew the homeless men were so based
1 whenweriiide 2019-11-12
If we finally allowed Shariah to rule these Godless lands, this would be a joyously daily occurrence!
1 Hspeb73920 2019-11-12
Thot status: patrolled and gooey.
1 AnnArchist 2019-11-12
Lmao If this is the worst thing to ever happen to you then your life is far too easy for me to ever take a single one of your complaints seriously.
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-11-12
To be fair thats pretty fucking horrific. I dont think it would give me ptsd but i would definitely commit genocide on the local homeless population
1 AnnArchist 2019-11-12
It is terrible. But I only get anxiety from homeless people bc I know I'll have to say "no" or "do you have change for $100?" To them. If they say yes to the second question then I explain they don't need any money then
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-11-12
Based
1 Curbside_dental 2019-11-12
I was about to say something mean about poor people only carry cash then I remembered you probably do from collecting their rent.
1 AnnArchist 2019-11-12
Truly poor people use money orders.
1 Curbside_dental 2019-11-12
Ayyyyo landlordlady I is gona be a lil late this mont don't worry tho I got a money order comin once I get my car back from repo.
shudders
1 AnnArchist 2019-11-12
Here's your 3 day or quit notice🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
1 automatic_cluck 2019-11-12
MOMMY 😍🤩😍🤩😍
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-11-12
Have you considered living where homeless people aren't around? It really is a nice change of pace.
Failing that you can live in a state that allows permitless concealed carry.
1 AnnArchist 2019-11-12
Nah duck that
1 NMJ87 2019-11-12
Yeah this would send me on a killing spree
1 Redactor0 2019-11-12
That would at least solve the political impasse in Austin. Did Gov. Cripple ever follow through on his threats?
1 NMJ87 2019-11-12
Professor X backed off when the city made a few minor changes they were likely to make anyway.
There never really was any threat to the city, the governor did this all to score points with no intention of ever doing anything because he really can't -- I mean.. he COULD help the city solve the problem but thats not what the type of man he is.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-12
Lol cope
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-12
He opened up state owned land as a homeless encampment or something
1 FearOfBees 2019-11-12
You legally could have shot him probably
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-11-12
Seriously. If some crazy homeless retard throws a steaming bucket of liquid shit on me, I may be beating a few bums out of spite for a bit.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-11-12
Don't worry, watermark will be along shortly to tell us why it was the foids fault. He's based like that.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-11-12
Walking around unaccompanied by a male family member and also not wearing a burka which easily could have absorbed the shit leaving her clean
1 Infidel6 2019-11-12
I've been conpelled to do so for far less just reasons.
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-11-12
"Hello and welcome to the LA's first 'Poop-Assault Shelter'. Here we will help you deal with the after-shat of the attack..."
1 AnnArchist 2019-11-12
In SF those jobs pay 150k+
1 Irrumatio_for_All 2019-11-12
And you still live next to the hot diarrhea bucket chucker.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-12
And pay 100k a year for a one bedroom apartment next to the bucket chuckers tent
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1 jaredschaffer27 2019-11-12
The female shelter should be called Titicaca
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-11-12
If neither of your parents has died yet and you've never been in jail or raped half to death, then I'd say that getting a homeless man's shit dumped on your head could be life-changing.
1 AnnArchist 2019-11-12
Sounds like a Tuesday
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-11-12
😳
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1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-11-12
What kind of horrid life do you live where hot months old homeless diarrhea being dumped on you isn't that bad? She probably has hep c now.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-11-12
This is how we thot-patrol
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-12
California is truly a great place
1 EyeseeFN 2019-11-12
The best part of this story is no one tried to help.
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-11-12
Even white knights know that foids arent worth the risk of getting covered in homeless diarrhoea
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1 collectijism 2019-11-12
This is very msygonistic theirs at least 4% homeless women that are 100% apart of the white male rape culture on college campuses
1 freet0 2019-11-12
If you live in LA you deserve this
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-11-12
Kill the homeless, nuke the rich
1 T-800_101 2019-11-12
UH OH !
STINKY !!