Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
Idk what your definition of a french kiss is but mine does not involve one person sticking out their tongue and the other person putting their lips entierly around it and slurping it
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-12
Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
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1 rocinantebabieca 2019-11-12
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
1 LongPostBot 2019-11-12
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1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2019-11-12
From your lips to God's ears.
1 Msmit71 2019-11-12
1 Funkyduffy 2019-11-12
This is a pasta tho
1 RBLXTalk 2019-11-12
It’s my pasta bro
1 Lehk 2019-11-12
Fukkin saved
1 NN_was_bad_policy 2019-11-12
Jesus Christ what is wrong with you.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-11-12
/r/furrypasta
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-12
That was fucking gross
1 Richard__Mongler 2019-11-12
Just like every mayo I've ever met
1 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2019-11-12
I know, who the fuck sucks a disgusting Pibble's tounge?
Now if it was a Golden Retriever, at least the girl could claim a little self respect.
Pit Bulls are fucking disgusting.
1 ASHLEE001 2019-11-12
"dicc" not "dick" smh 😒
1 jubbergun 2019-11-12
That's what the dog was thinking.
1 Legendairy_one 2019-11-12
Can you imagine wanting attention this badly
1 ClementineChime 2019-11-12
Some can
1 Platycel 2019-11-12
Imgur saved me from viewing whatever degeneracy this would be.
1 BlacJeesus 2019-11-12
It's just zhdcyi9 cuddling with his doggo
1 ClementineChime 2019-11-12
Like he said, degeneracy.
1 zhcyiDnein 2019-11-12
🐶
1 Infidel6 2019-11-12
White 👏jannies 👏 fuck 👏 dogs 👏👌
1 FreeDory 2019-11-12
imagine what he did to that poor animal
1 Curbside_dental 2019-11-12
That was so fucking disgusting.
Mods. Mod her asap.
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-11-12
What was it? Sucking her dog's tongue?
1 Curbside_dental 2019-11-12
Yes but much more enthusiastic than it should have been.
1 thomasJEROMEnewton 2019-11-12
https://imgur.com/B6ieq5w
1 thisisbunk14 2019-11-12
Imagine associating with foids.
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-11-12
Maybe the worst thing I’ve ever seen and I saw a Young Sheldon commercial once
1 Curbside_dental 2019-11-12
Sounds like you need some desensitization.
Head on over to theync .com and pick up a free computer virus and a new appreciation for the depravity of humans.
1 NMJ87 2019-11-12
I can't get it out of my head, so gross.
1 collectijism 2019-11-12
Your comment saved me from clicking it thank you
1 snallygaster 2019-11-12
what is it?
1 NMJ87 2019-11-12
White girl french kisses a pibble
1 Msmit71 2019-11-12
Idk what your definition of a french kiss is but mine does not involve one person sticking out their tongue and the other person putting their lips entierly around it and slurping it
1 NMJ87 2019-11-12
I do it all the time, its fun.
Just not with dogs.
1 duckraul2 2019-11-12
Tfw no freakishly long tongue gf
1 BussyIsBetter 2019-11-12
It happens quite often in porn
https://i.imgur.com/yRBmHqm.gifv (NSFW)
1 Msmit71 2019-11-12
Okay sure that is a thing but 1 its porn 2 that's still not french kissing
1 metal_or 2019-11-12
wrong
https://old.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/cecub3/
8:35
1 ClementineChime 2019-11-12
Username checks out
Edit: Thanks for the Silverado!
1 911roofer 2019-11-12
That was the least erotic thing I've ever seen.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-11-12
I'm going to call that and inter-species tongue blowjob.
1 nybbas 2019-11-12
It looks like a boxer to me
1 Msmit71 2019-11-12
The dogs got its tongue sticking out as dogs do, and this crazy bitch sucks the tongue into her mouth
1 IrishRepublicanGhost 2019-11-12
plus reddit thread
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-11-12
Remember when Dickbitch Molly was begging young women to do this, tape it and send it to hir?
Good times
1 wow___justwow 2019-11-12
I don't, but i like the way you put those words together. Have an upboat
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1 FreeDory 2019-11-12
imagine getting your tongue sucked like that. jealous of a dog
1 Funkyduffy 2019-11-12
y my pp hard tho
1 911roofer 2019-11-12
Because you're a degenerate.
1 Funkyduffy 2019-11-12
yes but y my pp hard
1 cycophuk 2019-11-12
Whitney Wisconsin proved that to be true years ago.
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1 searingsky 2019-11-12
Hehehe
1 totalrandomperson 2019-11-12
I retched IRL
1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-11-12
They do. They really do. I don't know why they do, but they do
1 senator_fuck 2019-11-12
What the fuck
1 Godsdj 2019-11-12
Again? When do they stop? >.>
1 LedinToke 2019-11-12
Relevant as always
1 iSirMeepsAlot 2019-11-12
It's one thing to give and or get kissed from your dog, but PURPOSELY TOUNGING THEM?! What the actual fuck.
1 poopoocumcum 2019-11-12
S u p e r i o r g e n e t i c s
1 YaBoiLmaoAyy 2019-11-12
Mayos are degenerate. Mayocide is mercy
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-11-12
👀👀👀
1 BaBaLicious00 2019-11-12
The tweets deleted, any screen shots?
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1 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-11-12
I’m so glad the bot didn’t archive that