When I was in bootcamp during the first month, we did some PT on a grassy area. When we came back to the barracks and stood on line for whatever reason, one of the recruits had swollen ankles. The drill instructor was worried that the recruit had rolled his ankles but the recruit had said he wasn’t in any pain. Nonetheless, his condition was weird so he was told to go to medical right away. He came back later that day and found out he’s allergic to grass. The recruit had no idea but that also revealed he never played on, walked through or sat on everyday fucking grass. That’s the day I realized there are pod people among us. Of course, the drill instructor slayed us because of recruit “Cankles.”
Maybe it was just that kind of grass? No way here never touched grass a day in his life. Plus there are hundreds of different types. That guy does sound retarded though.
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1 -M-o-X- 2019-11-13
The cilantro shit is one of Reddit's favorite factoids to thrust into someone's face, this feels like a larp.
1 Chapose 2019-11-13
Of course its larp
1 medkaczynski 2019-11-13
1 dis_is_my_account 2019-11-13
I've surprisingly never heard about it before.
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-11-13
Me neither
1 Redactor0 2019-11-13
Also somebody on reddit admitting that they're wrong is totally implausible.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-13
Midwestern cheese eaters, everybody.
When I was in bootcamp during the first month, we did some PT on a grassy area. When we came back to the barracks and stood on line for whatever reason, one of the recruits had swollen ankles. The drill instructor was worried that the recruit had rolled his ankles but the recruit had said he wasn’t in any pain. Nonetheless, his condition was weird so he was told to go to medical right away. He came back later that day and found out he’s allergic to grass. The recruit had no idea but that also revealed he never played on, walked through or sat on everyday fucking grass. That’s the day I realized there are pod people among us. Of course, the drill instructor slayed us because of recruit “Cankles.”
1 duckraul2 2019-11-13
Unironically a great life lesson, normal people get punished for other people's inability to manage their own problems
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-13
There’s no “I” in US MARINES
1 duckraul2 2019-11-13
Crayons always missing too
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-11-13
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Expected
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-11-13
Maybe it was just that kind of grass? No way here never touched grass a day in his life. Plus there are hundreds of different types. That guy does sound retarded though.
1 refugeeinaudacity 2019-11-13
I'm also allergic to grass, but only when it's cut (it releases a bunch of crap into the air). It could be that they only just cut the field.
1 thisisbunk14 2019-11-13
3 day old account posting about Reddit’s most circlejerked TIL info. Blatantly fake
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-11-13
Like they never had this happen to them in their life on at least one occasion.
1 Shubard75 2019-11-13
...Wait, it's not supposed to taste like soap? I thought it was just an acquired taste.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-11-13
Nope it doesn't taste soapy
1 Brahmasexual 2019-11-13
And the law says that this guy’s life is as valuable as mine smh