Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

Snapshots:

1. Commie Ozzie lawyercel is so desper... - archive.org, archive.today

I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers

You pedantic retard I'm asking if you would ever, under any circumstance, fuck a close relative of yours provided you're both attracted and it's consensual, because then you would necessarily reflect on why it is sex is actually different from other interactions.

Snappy pls

that's easily one of the funniest things I have ever read

This is the best shit i've read on this sub in months.

For what it's worth, my GF quit her job as a dental hygienist because prostitution pays a lot more. I should tell her some idiot on the internet who claims to be some white knight thinks she should be forced out of her job.

Haha this nigga eating out his girl and being like "Mmm... yup, I love the taste of fifty loads on my tounge. Excellent. Fuck capitalism."

my GF quit her job as a dental hygienist because prostitution pays a lot more.

she's not his gf anymore

SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS

I can understand Richard Gereing a prostitute and “saving” her from her life by offering her a lifestyle she couldn’t obtain otherwise. But I can’t understand being fine with your current gf becoming a prostitute during your relationship. That’s literally her saying “I’ve moved on to other men. Lots.”

is she paying for rent and Switch games or not tho

Good point. If she let him buy a Lego Millennium Falcon set then she can do whatever she wants.

But yes, if a nurse has to check genitalia to make a living and have no other career options you could consider that rape. I don't see how this is a gotcha.

Mfw going into nursing is basically going to school to be raped

Would you let your long-term SO have sex with multiple partners a month?

One of my current gfs is a sex worker so there's no need to ask that question.

How many gfs do you have?

Two.

vibe check

He's not a cuck. He's just maintaining QA on his product.

I'm probably better off waiting on an asteroid to end it all rather then the right wing death squads I was promised a few years ago

I feel stupider for having read all that

A+ mental gymnastics

For what it's worth, my GF quit her job as a dental hygienist because prostitution pays a lot more.

Dude got NTR'd 🤣