Yes growlers are 64oz. Pitchers are also 64oz. If you are buying a 32oz pitcher it's a half pitcher. If you are buying a 50oz pitcher for a regular pitcher price you are getting fucked. You should be getting 4 pints out of a pitcher or a growler. If you aren't bringing your own growler in to fill up then you are buying the growler as well which is usually $8-10.
Look at the username. It's not just a joke. I am a world-class drunk. An expert in my field. I don't try to tell you how to diddle kids and play Doki Doki Literature Club.
Clearly you aren't an expert. As the price of a pizza and beer goes up, the volume you get is going to go down. This is basic alcoholinomics. He probably got a 30oz with craft beer sniffing glasses. The pizza is probably wafer thin and may or may not have uncooked greenery sprinkled on top.
Wrong. These are standard measurements. "Pitchers" are sold in 32, 48, or 64oz but if you are buying a 32oz pitcher it is probably marked as a mini. A real standard pitcher is 64oz and if they try and slip a 48 ouncer on you without denoting it they are fucking you over. A large specialty pizza will run you around $30. You still have not addressed the bottle deposit fee for growlers. Also who the hell takes a growler home besides a bitch like you? You probably let it get stale in your fridge and pour it out. If I buy a growler from some place it's because it's last call and I have it drank before I cross the parking lot to get into my car.
everyone owns one you retard, they have for 5 years, and even if you don't they're under $8.
Yeah I own 50 of them and I don't haul them around to fill up like some refugee at a water tank.
read the op you fucking mong.
I read it fag. $120 for a pizza and what turned out to be 2 pitchers. I'm saying hodor is drunk., he went to an expensive place, he bought a $35 pizza and 2 $20 pitchers and a couple of $8 shots and tipped the waitress $30 because he was trying to get laid
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1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-16
How
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-16
Pizza and beer was expensive plus tip
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-16
Okay but how much beer
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-16
Two pitchers
1 toynbeeidea16 2019-11-16
wut
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-16
Niggers drunk
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-16
I was short on one in the title
1 loli_esports 2019-11-16
just buy a fucking growler, its like $24 max for fancy gay craft beers and less for everything else
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-11-16
A growler is only one pitcher you know right? Growlers are just as expensive as pitchers and way more if you are buying the glass.
1 loli_esports 2019-11-16
growlers are 64oz, i havent seen a pitcher bigger than that, and they're cheaper plus you can take em home
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-11-16
Yes growlers are 64oz. Pitchers are also 64oz. If you are buying a 32oz pitcher it's a half pitcher. If you are buying a 50oz pitcher for a regular pitcher price you are getting fucked. You should be getting 4 pints out of a pitcher or a growler. If you aren't bringing your own growler in to fill up then you are buying the growler as well which is usually $8-10.
Look at the username. It's not just a joke. I am a world-class drunk. An expert in my field. I don't try to tell you how to diddle kids and play Doki Doki Literature Club.
1 loli_esports 2019-11-16
Clearly you aren't an expert. As the price of a pizza and beer goes up, the volume you get is going to go down. This is basic alcoholinomics. He probably got a 30oz with craft beer sniffing glasses. The pizza is probably wafer thin and may or may not have uncooked greenery sprinkled on top.
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-11-16
Wrong. These are standard measurements. "Pitchers" are sold in 32, 48, or 64oz but if you are buying a 32oz pitcher it is probably marked as a mini. A real standard pitcher is 64oz and if they try and slip a 48 ouncer on you without denoting it they are fucking you over. A large specialty pizza will run you around $30. You still have not addressed the bottle deposit fee for growlers. Also who the hell takes a growler home besides a bitch like you? You probably let it get stale in your fridge and pour it out. If I buy a growler from some place it's because it's last call and I have it drank before I cross the parking lot to get into my car.
1 loli_esports 2019-11-16
everyone owns one you retard, they have for 5 years, and even if you don't they're under $8.
read the op you fucking mong.
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-11-16
Yeah I own 50 of them and I don't haul them around to fill up like some refugee at a water tank.
I read it fag. $120 for a pizza and what turned out to be 2 pitchers. I'm saying hodor is drunk., he went to an expensive place, he bought a $35 pizza and 2 $20 pitchers and a couple of $8 shots and tipped the waitress $30 because he was trying to get laid
1 duckraul2 2019-11-16
That makes the story more credible
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-11-16
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-11-16
Well I hope you got your dick sucked at least
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-11-16
I longingly remember many years ago when I could get a pitcher of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and a large greasy pizza from Alfredo's for $5
1 FreeDory 2019-11-16
bro what usually thats like 15 -20
1 Redactor0 2019-11-16
I would bitch about subsidizing this lifestyle through Tricare if I wasn't so much worse.
1 EyeseeFN 2019-11-16
How was your night with pizzashill and did he give up the bussy?
1 automatic_cluck 2019-11-16
Heart attack in 3... 2... 1...
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-16
It was with me and 3 others
1 automatic_cluck 2019-11-16
You better start taking aspirin pills, fam.
1 Lysis10 2019-11-16
He's a DILF in a hipster town it seems. The more I read hodor posts, the more I want some dick pics.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-16
lol no dick pics for you
1 Lysis10 2019-11-16
dammit, rejected by the GILF again.
one day, I will break down those walls, hodor.