People romanticize all indigenous peoples, but arguably aboriginals the most. I’ve heard people say, with a straight face, that aboriginals could trace the path of every celestial body in the solar system with the naked eye, due to “muh non-GMOs”, or something.
One of the members of the search party, Joseph Tjapaltjarri, was sure he recognised the footprints they were tracking - he remembered the shape of the foot from his childhood and knew it belonged to his "skin-brother", Warlimpirrnga.
Okay, come on now, they're obviously just pulling whitefellas' legs here.
It's really not that hard to believe. We've lost a ton of skills since we stopped running after animals in the bushes to eat them. Tracking is one of these skills.
Seems like a pretty nice existence to me, just roaming around, living off the land, sit around the campfire listening to your shaman rant on about some sun god, dying horribly at the hand of a pack of wolves.
The agricultural revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster to the human race.
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1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-11-16
Aboriginals also invented the first iPhone, fascist know-nothing.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-11-16
It was basically wakanda before the white man came and got them addicted to sniffing petrol
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-11-16
Like that Family Guy skit with the Irish and whiskey.
1 tHeSiD 2019-11-16
They also used advanced communication tech like screaming over the air even before radio was invented
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-11-16
People romanticize all indigenous peoples, but arguably aboriginals the most. I’ve heard people say, with a straight face, that aboriginals could trace the path of every celestial body in the solar system with the naked eye, due to “muh non-GMOs”, or something.
1 Redactor0 2019-11-16
Next you're gonna tell me that the beloved 1990s UPN series The Sentinel wasn't a documentary.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-16
Anytime anyone mentions “GMO” I stop listening to them
1 diarrheagram 2019-11-16
Um, ackshually GMOs are bad because they allow us to feed millions of people who are better off dead.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-16
True. Let all the brown people die.
1 Chooseausername454 2019-11-16
This but completely unironically
1 smokeyphil 2019-11-16
And food is ackshually better for you when it objectively tastes worse and is smaller and has fewer vitamins and minerals.
Everyone used to be over 7 foot 200 years ago you know.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-11-16
More like before the “invention” of agriculture
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1 Infidel6 2019-11-16
Yeah but like GMOs are just, like, eugenics for plants.
And reddit told me that eugenics is bad.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-11-16
That's not a good thing you retard.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-11-16
That’s a pretty good approach honestly.
1 Infidel6 2019-11-16
Yeah but like GMOs are just, like, eugenics for plants.
Reddit told me that eugenics is bad.
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-11-16
It’s because abbos frequently practice generational nudity and have sex with kids
1 Redactor0 2019-11-16
Okay, come on now, they're obviously just pulling whitefellas' legs here.
1 Bijzettafeltje 2019-11-16
It's really not that hard to believe. We've lost a ton of skills since we stopped running after animals in the bushes to eat them. Tracking is one of these skills.
Seems like a pretty nice existence to me, just roaming around, living off the land, sit around the campfire listening to your shaman rant on about some sun god, dying horribly at the hand of a pack of wolves.
The agricultural revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster to the human race.
1 kurwamacja 2019-11-16
Exiting the primordial soup was a mistake, sweaty
1 MightiestEwok 2019-11-16
🤣🤣🤣🤣