George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...

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Don't you guys already pay them like $3,000,000,000 a year? What do they even need all this money for?

That money never leaves the US. It sits in escrow and goes to Lockheed-Martin and Raytheon.

Ah yes it goes from the American taxpayer to the American arms billionaires. My bad.

Honestly I'm not really happy about that, but all in all, the US does give a hell of lot more aid to other countries, in various forms, and 3b is mere pocket change compared to the GDP of the US.

I really like that you guys pay for my country's defense as well so we can spend that money on nice things instead.

Direct my gift to: Zionist educations and advocacy.

Lol.

I also like how when you click one time instead of monthly the easy select amounts goes way way up.