Prince Andrew's interview was so good even the BBC is questioning who allowed it to happen

1  2019-11-17 by refugeeinaudacity

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-Prince Andrew

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Threaten them with oral sex

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-GG Allin

Nice.

surprisingly catchy song

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It was terrible, but the BBC is just a media outlet and they are anti-monarchy. Their take isn't some final judgement.

BBC is anti monarchy?! What the hell kind of four day fucking weddings every other year BBC are you watching?

A: I was having pizza on those nights

Interviewer: Which night?

A: All the nights.

Any sensible-thinking person in the PR business would have thrown their hands up in horror at the very suggestion that he puts himself up in front of a television camera to explain away his actions and his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein."

Yes but the prince is a moron which is good for drama.

Did he scream “IM FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE! Y’ALL KILLING ME!” and then stand up and scream until his publicist calmed him down?

Then it wasn’t a good interview

The only thing more pathetic than this post is how you think people actually actually care.

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You can watch the full interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKQi3wzNFGQ - I recommend putting it on in the background and listening to man who is clearly innocent explaining himself with bulletproof logic.

Highlights:

He had commissioned investigations into whether a photograph of him with Ms Giuffre had been faked, but they were inconclusive

Speaking out about his relationship with the financier had become almost "a mental health issue" for him He would testify under oath about his relationship with Ms Giuffre if "push came to shove", and his lawyers advised him to

He was unaware of an arrest warrant against Epstein when he invited the financier to Princess Beatrice's 18th birthday party at Windsor Castle

This is the second worst car crash the royal family have ever organized.

nice

I've always do the honorable thing and stay at a convicted sex offenders house for days after telling him we couldn't be seen together due to his conviction

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Truly inbreeding has wholly removed the royals from reality.

He was unaware of an arrest warrant against Epstein when he invited the financier to Princess Beatrice's 18th birthday party at Windsor Castle

I have literally read porn that started this way.

I recommend putting it on in the background, and jerking off to porn.

This is the second worst car crash the royal family have ever organized.

It's treason then!

I find it impossible to believe Epstein never propositioned him. Epstein and his wife made money by offering under age girls to billionaires.

Does Prince Andrew genuinely think people would believe that Epstein or his wife (close friend of his) would never even offer him any girls despite him being the exact clientele they were after?

I'm a few minutes in, and he's just insufferable. Royal breeding and education gets you "um...um...uh-uh-uh" every 2 seconds?!?

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he invited the financier to Princess Beatrice's 18th birthday party at Windsor Castle

imagine being such a soulless intemperate nonce that you invite your pedophile friend to your child's birthday party

Yeah but she was turning 18 - way too old for a pedophile

They’ve been known to make exceptions if a girl’s cup size is small enough.

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Going on national public television to put a fading controversy right back into the spotlight and coming off as shady and guilty as fuck while doing it.

The Bongs aren't the brightest bunch, it seems.

The Bongs aren't the brightest bunch, it seems.

What do you expect from a democratic country that still makes their taxpayers support a bunch of gaudy inbred NEETs.

They should be evicted to join the working class and be grateful that they weren't raped and slaughtered like the Russian royal bloodline was.

The bongs just love being cucks. They love the thought of someone being out there who is better than themselves even if that’s some inbred german family

What do you expect from a democratic country that still makes their taxpayers support a bunch of gaudy inbred NEETs.

Excuse me sir but could you stop insulting poor burgers like that

Cope

we had no choice about the thick fat peado fraudster , you elected yours president

Shut the fuck up bong lmao

ok septic

It's seppo you fucking pommy gong beater.

Bongs Mad x (24x7)

Imagine being a bong. Imagine your ancestors had the opportunity to come to the greatest nation that has ever and will ever exist, but they decided to stay on Inbred Isle.

I'd be perpetually seething too

who the fuck would want to live in yankland, surrounded by fat bible bashing gun nuts, who are so ashamed of being american they kid on they are from other countries - newsflash if you were born in trumpistan and your parents were too , you are not irish, german etc you are 100% yank - get back to slaving away with no holidays, no workers rights, less womens rights and remember if you get ill , your house will be taken away from you to pay for it - freedumb

Case in point: bong perpetually seething.

In other words, shut the fuck up bong lmao

laughing at you, you voted for a peado traitor fraudster , trumptard

The country that English came from, everyone.

Seething

aye raging - we got a hereditary fuckwit, you elected one

What do you expect from a democratic country that still makes their taxpayers support a bunch of gaudy inbred NEETs.

Don Jr, Ivanka and Eric, come on down!

Our retarded ruling class at least the dignity to marry aging Eastern European former shot girls and not their cousins.

Are you forgetting Ivanka's special relationship with Daddy?

Unless you're implying that Trump impregnated Ivanka and that somehow resulted in Don, Eric, and Ivanka herself, that doesn't have anything to do with the kids being "inbred."

Jared Kushner's wife's kids don't look much like him. 🤔🤔🤔

Trump genes rival Baratheon genes in power, if you have a child with a Trump those kids are going to look like the chinless pointy-nose retards they are, and no one else.

Jared is cucked af for letting his wife give their daughter a shikse-ass name like “Arabella,” but that’s an unrelated issue.

At some point you have to wonder if the Trump look is a heritable trait or a symptom.

Biff Tannen disease.

My theory is that they're Barron's

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the royals bring in retarded tourist money that way offsets the costs

The royals are famously stupid.

Bongs are a literal subhuman species. This isn't a meme or shit talking, this is verified scientific fact

How did they manage the whole global empire thing though?

Retard strength?

They used to be supreme, but centuries of inbreeding and drinking while pregnant have turned bongs into some species that resembles a human infant, but is more weak and pathetic

They sent their chads overseas, and left all the cucks and betas behind in their glory days. Hell look at the jawlines of Australian women, they are chiseled and truly chad. Now look at the Bong women. Repulsive and so horrific that other Europoors are afraid of being ravaged by Bong women in hostels. The Vikings did not steal the good looking Bong women, no they left willingly with the chad Vikings.

Sir thats a cope

The generations of inbreeding have not been kind.

In the interview they brought up the picture of him with her and asked him to explain it. His answer was something along the lines of "I don't remember this at all."

I really hope he doesn't have any consequences, so this doesn't hurt the brit's image of being the best at protecting pedophiles.

Him not remembering taking a specific photo with someone was the only believable thing he said. Turning up and getting photographed is pretty much his day job.

When you heard the clip it was clear he was trying to deny it happensd.

Oh sure, he then went full retard with the "I'm in my travelling clothes, it might be a photoshop" explanation, but it wouldn't surprise me that he doesn't remember.

On the flipside, I wouldn't expect him to remember a pizza shop in Woking visited in 2001, either.

Yet he could remember he was in a Pizza Express in Woking on the night in question back in 2001.

He probably doesn't remember it, it's documented somewhere. They schedule these guys for all sorts of public appearances and events. It's likely their personal crap is scheduled, too.

Windsor Internet defence force out in full force

Oh, I'm not defending Prince Kiddlydiddly, I'm just saying that there's probably a partial record of when and where he's been. For all we know he did go to a pizza party, but the chick he violated gave the wrong date or something.

The pizzagate folk must be going crazy over this, since for them a pizza party has a very different meaning.

He said he remembered it

Pizza Express

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Fyi the BBC covered for Jimmy savile

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Also this.

That's still better than traditional English cuisine.

Epstein - an American financier who, at the age of 66, took his own life while awaiting trial on sex-trafficking charges.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

That's how you know this article is fake news.

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I just listened to the whole interview. You can tell he's so annoyed he has to do this. lol

Completely. You can also tell he's not used to ever having to answer to anyone. It must be the first time he's had to agree to certain questions not being off limits. He's completely fucking lying. It's so obvious, it's making my skin crawl.

He is a terrible liar.