Cope ensues when white YouTubers find out they're white while taking a DNA test

1  2019-11-17 by FunkPhysics

60 comments

Imagine being upset about being related to the people who built western civilization.

Imagine not being upset at being born mayo óvÒ

imagine being proud of being descendants of "western" """""civilization""""" and using that to validate yourself instead of actually accomplishing anything.

using that to validate yourself

I use my 401k for that, bitch

Jews aren't mayos, sweaty... 💅💅💅

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That small percent of african DNA was from a black guy she fucked at some point

0.1% LMAO

She must have touched a basketball at some point and got contaminated

north african is basically the same as sandfrican americans. There's a 0% she has basketball heritage

sandfrican american

This is an XRA bit lmao

XRA is lowkey the best show on adultswim. I still cant believe how some of the themes still live up to today, such as the episode about the Islamic theme park.

Xavier converts the hate crime theme park into a Saudi oil baron theme park

Centrist

MICROCHIMERISM

102% white with a 2% margin of error.

Did she genuinely expect anything else? I mean seriously, literally all of her facial features are ridiculously European.

TeeHee I tan so easily I must secretly be a minority 😂😂😂

I have 0.3% African ancestry but I also have 0.3% slave rapist ancestry. I’m also 0.3% Indian rapist.

Why does everyone want to be white except white people?

white

people

hmmm

Also I'm not interested in being a spawn of Yakub, sweaty

People is the most misused word on this subreddit.

Grass is greener, mayo is whiter, etc.

White fragility/guilt.

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Liberal brainwashing unironically.

I’m white and I want to be but ohhhhh waaaaait I guess I’m a genocidal maniac now. Can’t win with you noggers

Nobody should want to be white. The peaceful removal of mayo genes from the gene pool should be the goal of society.

If she's an example of whiteness in the modern age I'm not sure I want to be white anymore.

Getting called mayo really hurts my feelings

Fucking hell what an annoying voice.

Bitch, you're white. You're not even like Latino/Italian slightly tan white. If you are what you eat, I'd guess your entire diet was white bread and crackers washed down with milk.

It's actually dog cum.

What's Whitney Wisconsin up to nowadays anyway?

What do you think?

Alright yeah dumb question

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She's one of the whitest people I've ever seen

Caucafoid cope

99% European and of that 95% Ashkenazi.

Fuck

Western Asian? Hahahaha probably some Mongolian rape victim.

Burgers are so unbelievably retarded they think everyone from Africa is black. That 0.1% Northern African was probably some Greek guy who fucked a Egyptian.

You mean a Greek guy who got fucked by an Egyptian guy

Consensually

Greek

Doubt it.

Not consensual? Have you met our Matues49?

Im not sure how the reproduction part would work out there

Are you questioning the power of bussy, kafir?

That's...not even how it works. When you get levels that low on those tests, it means you have a .1% SIMILARITY to someone from North Africa, taking the test. It doesn't mean .1% of your bloodline is north African at all, and at rates that low, it usually means there is literally 0 north African blood in her ancestry, because .1% is far and away from 23 and me's margin of uncertainty.

I’m pretty sure that North African genetically always implies middle easterner. She’s retarded. Like there are some old black groups in north africa, mainly Saharn berbers like the Tuareg, but I imagine that in the extremely unlikely event that’s one of your ancestors it would come up as sub saharan. Also the Saharans were usually a nomadic warrior people, that meant they were rarely taken as slaves because they could defend themselves, and largely just owned, transported, and even established their own slave raids of non-warrior agricultural people’s further to the south to sell them to the north africans. So it would probably be even worse if you had Taureg heritage. If you have north african heritage maybe they were just some sand nigger too poor to buy slaves. Not that they didn’t want a slave, everyone did back then, just couldn’t afford one.

where is longpostbot

Oh sweaty this isn’t enough effort to summon LPB. Also this is only like 1% of watermarks effort level posting

Well some code tranny should make a "not as long post bot" or something, it's desperately needed

Unfortunately we’ve lost all the good trannys, and the rest of them wouldn’t be able to come within 10 miles of this sub without passing out from all the posts here lol

F for Trappy :(

F

The one true qween 😭

What a dumb blonde

Really doesn't get better than looking like a white person but having some exotic ancestry.

if you have above 1% black Gene's you automatically have an n word pass

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It's ok to be white.