I chose to have anxiety and comfort eat. I chose to have a crippling candy addiction because eating candy is all I feel enjoyment in. I chose to never be able to leave my house except to go to school and back (10 minute walk) until I turned 16 (I now try to go to the gym, but it's very difficult considering my mental state right now). I chose to have siblings who like nothing but unhealthy food and therefore being forced to have the same food.
Reminder that this person will likely eat up hundreds of thousands to millions of dollars in medical care and be rendered permanently disabled and unemployable decades before they should normally retire.
We're subsidising the existence and profits of fast food companies
I chose to have siblings who like nothing but unhealthy food and therefore being forced to have the same food.
Everything he said is bullshit but this part is even more. You don't have to shove grease down your throat because your brother eats only nuggets, you autistic retard. A salad doesn't cost almost anything smh
This landwhale is actually making me seethe rn, I used to be fat when I was a kid but I became thin when I stopped pigging out. I don't even fucking exercise, and I don't eat only salad either
And I wasn't just a chubby kid either, I used to weigh more than I do now. I had moobs.
Just stop eating like that guy from Super Size Me the documentary and you will feel much better about yourself. If you are such a sugar junkie that you can't even do that, put your fat ass in a fat camp for 6 months and you'll get out not craving comfort from soulless fast food
I went to one 10 years ago. A Google search shows that it still exists but the FAQ on the site says that kids don't have to be overweight to go there anymore... very weird.
Actually I still do eat a lot, but the difference is quality ingredients.
Making your meals yourself with actual meat and vegetables instead of chugging instant microwave chink pasta does wonders for your health
Also, margarine is bad for your heart because of tranny fats. Use butter or coconut oil if you have to fry things (using olive oil for frying is galaxy brain cooking)
Yeah, my pinay honorary mother who sends me recipes explained to me that even if you live in that region, coconut oil and coconut milk is something for special occasions. You don't make it a normal part of your diet.
Olive oil is unsaturated fat (good for your heart). Frying it saturates the fat ("bad" for your heart, but still better than tranny fats). So it's basically wasting a high quality ingredient. Coconut oil is already saturated, so using it makes more sense.
If you're an Italian chef, you can pull off frying something with olive oil (not deep frying though), but the average gringo would end up with an abomination (like all of (((anglo))) "cuisine")
My brother put olive oil in a pizza we were making for God knows what reason. We got fried pizza. Looked like charcoal but wasn't bad, still a waste of pizza though.
I think the Bongs actually deliberately make that shit.
You don't have to shove grease down your throat because your brother eats only nuggets, you autistic retard. A salad doesn't cost almost anything smh
As a kid you're still kind of at the whim of whatever your parents buy though and can get used to garbage being the norm. It's a real problem in burgerland.
I swear to Trappy, every time a Redditor is called out on their shit, they bring up a laundry list of physical/mental disabilities where they LITERALLY can’t leave their house/can’t not shove food down their throats, always so sick they can’t move/breathe/etc.
Has anyone ever met someone like this in real life? Why is every Redditor so fucked up it’s unbelievable?
Orrrrrrrrr
They CANT take RESPONSIBILITY for their own ACTIONS so they bring up a litany of “disabilities” that excuses their shitty behavior/lack of discipline
Sorry for the caps but I’m SEETHING over this SHIT
I think because there's a stigma against criticizing people with disabilities so every NEET redditor uses that as a justification why they can't do anything but bitch here and play league of legends 10 hours a day. Plus fat people have been marginally successful at including themselves in the oppression olympics so they'll cling to that as long as their greasy stubby fingers can manage.
I have a laundry list of fucked up issues (RLS, ADHD, autism, epilepsy) and yet I still hold down a job, live in a nice house, and volunteer on the weekends.
Has anyone ever met someone like this in real life?
Yes. What you're forgetting is that people with legit disabilities have a hell of a lot of time where they're stuck sitting down with nothing better to do than using reddit. It's not surprising that they would be vastly over represented here.
Has anyone ever met someone like this in real life?
Have you ever worked in health care bro? About 2/3s of the people at any time are in this situation. We have one that's so fucking fat there is a special crane we had to order for the office.
How the fuck can you have a "crippling candy addiction"? Is the dude sucking dick and pawning his parents stuff to buy candy? Does he attack people and steal from them like Gollum for a snickers?
Tbf you can't blame kids for getting fat before they hit the puberty. That's their parents fault. There needs to be a bigger focus on stopping parents from letting their kids get fat in order to solve the obesity crisis in the long term - people don't need to lose weight if they never get fat in the first place.
As an adult it's your own fault if you continue those habits though.
Yeah idk, that sounds like a good plan on paper, doesn’t work so well in practice. 9 hour drive total with a hangover was straight up not a good time on Friday. Chug waters before crashing and maybe you will have better results.
These mouthbreathters can only comprehend in absolutes. NO competent decisions. NO self control. NO contribution to society. Not even "A hard time making good decisions", which of course isn't fucking true either.
The top comment removed by the mods for wrong think:
I don't believe that all conservatives are incompetent. The fact that people believe this is the exact problem with our society. Our inability to see our political opponents as people (and, at the risk of getting posted to my favorite subreddit, both sides are guilty of this) is exactly what's lead to the problems we have.
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1 ItsSugar 2019-11-17
Stop eating garbage, lipid-american.
24 KaaraRaven 2019-11-17
All of this but unironically. :>
27 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-17
This is the logic of forever-victims
15 Matues49 2019-11-17
This is literally OP
23 duckraul2 2019-11-17
Reminder that this person will likely eat up hundreds of thousands to millions of dollars in medical care and be rendered permanently disabled and unemployable decades before they should normally retire.
We're subsidising the existence and profits of fast food companies
6 200iqBigBrain 2019-11-17
People on that level die much sooner and cost less in the long run than all but the healthiest individuals.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-11-17
lol, no.
2 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-11-17
Dying young is cheaper than living to be a boomer and needing to be a literal cyborg to survive.
5 kermit_was_wrong 2019-11-17
That is genuinely sad, fuck.
4 Redactor0 2019-11-17
I was in suspense until the end waiting to see if she managed to knock over the gravestone.
20 kurwamacja 2019-11-17
Everything he said is bullshit but this part is even more. You don't have to shove grease down your throat because your brother eats only nuggets, you autistic retard. A salad doesn't cost almost anything smh
This landwhale is actually making me seethe rn, I used to be fat when I was a kid but I became thin when I stopped pigging out. I don't even fucking exercise, and I don't eat only salad either
…
9 kurwamacja 2019-11-17
And I wasn't just a chubby kid either, I used to weigh more than I do now. I had moobs.
Just stop eating like that guy from Super Size Me the documentary and you will feel much better about yourself. If you are such a sugar junkie that you can't even do that, put your fat ass in a fat camp for 6 months and you'll get out not craving comfort from soulless fast food
7 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-17
Do they still have fat camps of were they canceled
8 queerjihad 2019-11-17
I went to one 10 years ago. A Google search shows that it still exists but the FAQ on the site says that kids don't have to be overweight to go there anymore... very weird.
2 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-17
Remember MTVs fat camp? Hilarious.
5 kurwamacja 2019-11-17
dunno, I never went to one and I'm not sure if they exist in my country
Burgers definitely need them tho
2 kurwamacja 2019-11-17
Actually I still do eat a lot, but the difference is quality ingredients.
Making your meals yourself with actual meat and vegetables instead of chugging instant microwave chink pasta does wonders for your health
Also, margarine is bad for your heart because of tranny fats. Use butter or coconut oil if you have to fry things (using olive oil for frying is galaxy brain cooking)
4 snallygaster 2019-11-17
Coconut oil is actually pretty damn bad for you; it's tasty but loaded with saturated fat.
5 kurwamacja 2019-11-17
So are meat and butter
The key is not eating like a starving hobo and you won't end up like Lawlz.
1 Redactor0 2019-11-17
Yeah, my pinay honorary mother who sends me recipes explained to me that even if you live in that region, coconut oil and coconut milk is something for special occasions. You don't make it a normal part of your diet.
2 oss_spy 2019-11-17
What do you mean about olive oil?
8 kurwamacja 2019-11-17
Olive oil is unsaturated fat (good for your heart). Frying it saturates the fat ("bad" for your heart, but still better than tranny fats). So it's basically wasting a high quality ingredient. Coconut oil is already saturated, so using it makes more sense.
If you're an Italian chef, you can pull off frying something with olive oil (not deep frying though), but the average gringo would end up with an abomination (like all of (((anglo))) "cuisine")
4 200iqBigBrain 2019-11-17
My brother put olive oil in a pizza we were making for God knows what reason. We got fried pizza. Looked like charcoal but wasn't bad, still a waste of pizza though.
I think the Bongs actually deliberately make that shit.
3 kurwamacja 2019-11-17
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
b*ngs aren't people
2 seenten 2019-11-17
As a kid you're still kind of at the whim of whatever your parents buy though and can get used to garbage being the norm. It's a real problem in burgerland.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-11-17
Kids can and often are picky eaters. Just be picky about wanting a salad.
14 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-11-17
WHY are redditors so DISABLED?
I swear to Trappy, every time a Redditor is called out on their shit, they bring up a laundry list of physical/mental disabilities where they LITERALLY can’t leave their house/can’t not shove food down their throats, always so sick they can’t move/breathe/etc.
Has anyone ever met someone like this in real life? Why is every Redditor so fucked up it’s unbelievable?
Orrrrrrrrr
They CANT take RESPONSIBILITY for their own ACTIONS so they bring up a litany of “disabilities” that excuses their shitty behavior/lack of discipline
Sorry for the caps but I’m SEETHING over this SHIT
11 rto2508 2019-11-17
I think because there's a stigma against criticizing people with disabilities so every NEET redditor uses that as a justification why they can't do anything but bitch here and play league of legends 10 hours a day. Plus fat people have been marginally successful at including themselves in the oppression olympics so they'll cling to that as long as their greasy stubby fingers can manage.
9 Platycel 2019-11-17
It's amazing how just 2 words makes it clear your whole comment is bullshit.
3 rto2508 2019-11-17
I can't insult a platypus.
4 AlexJones_GayFrog 2019-11-17
muh invisible disabilities
9 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-11-17
I have a laundry list of fucked up issues (RLS, ADHD, autism, epilepsy) and yet I still hold down a job, live in a nice house, and volunteer on the weekends.
People just want to play the victim card.
11 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-11-17
Respect! You can be my “I have a black friend” for this controversial opinion
1 Platycel 2019-11-17
Unironically nice.
2 Redactor0 2019-11-17
Yes. What you're forgetting is that people with legit disabilities have a hell of a lot of time where they're stuck sitting down with nothing better to do than using reddit. It's not surprising that they would be vastly over represented here.
1 reiianisatroll 2019-11-17
I can't stop fucking children, I'm a libertarian.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-11-17
Have you ever worked in health care bro? About 2/3s of the people at any time are in this situation. We have one that's so fucking fat there is a special crane we had to order for the office.
10 aqouta 2019-11-17
They are pretty much laying it all out for why they shouldn't get to vote.
8 SeagullTrainer 2019-11-17
Lmao does this mayo know what self control is?? I bet he'd say the same thing about his dick beating addiction
7 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-11-17
How the fuck can you have a "crippling candy addiction"? Is the dude sucking dick and pawning his parents stuff to buy candy? Does he attack people and steal from them like Gollum for a snickers?
5 dramasexual 2019-11-17
He listed a bunch of clear choices he makes to eat junk food and then sarcastically called it a choice.
This is some next level shit.
4 queerjihad 2019-11-17
Tbf you can't blame kids for getting fat before they hit the puberty. That's their parents fault. There needs to be a bigger focus on stopping parents from letting their kids get fat in order to solve the obesity crisis in the long term - people don't need to lose weight if they never get fat in the first place.
As an adult it's your own fault if you continue those habits though.
2 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-11-17
Yes.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-11-17
Anxiety isn't real.
10 byobombs 2019-11-17
Lmao it’s about to be over for unapprovedcels again ain’t it?
10 TaysSecondGussy 2019-11-17
/allfugee invasion incoming. Gonna settle in and see the carnage with some brews after this 5 hour drive home. Do me proud everyone.
9 byobombs 2019-11-17
Oof yikers I’ve got a 3 hour drive both ways drive tomorrow. Gunna get drunk early so my biological clock tells me to wake up at 4 in the morning.
6 TaysSecondGussy 2019-11-17
Yeah idk, that sounds like a good plan on paper, doesn’t work so well in practice. 9 hour drive total with a hangover was straight up not a good time on Friday. Chug waters before crashing and maybe you will have better results.
7 byobombs 2019-11-17
You’re severely underestimating my alcoholism 💅
I don’t get hungover really anymore. Plus I’ll just blow an adderral or two on the off chance I’m fuzzy 🥴
5 TaysSecondGussy 2019-11-17
Oh yeah, I forgot that I didn’t have my script this weekend. That explains the shiftiness. You should be fine.
3 seenten 2019-11-17
You're both alcoholics
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-11-17
Only a little bit sometimes it’s okay. 🤨💁🏼♀️✨
1 byobombs 2019-11-17
Lmao at least I’m up on time 🥴 good morning , y’all ☀️
1 seenten 2019-11-17
Easterntimezonecels out
1 byobombs 2019-11-17
I wish. At least the work day ends at noon. I’ll be in WV today any ideas for shit to do? (Other than fuck my cousin obv)
1 seenten 2019-11-17
Meth
9 _-Drama_Llama-_ 2019-11-17
Well, was fun being allowed to post here while it lasted.
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9 Lifting_Sexytimes 2019-11-17
LET THE DONUTS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOR
7 uncontroversialuser 2019-11-17
oh god not again
7 forseti911 2019-11-17
LET ME IN LET ME IIIIIIINNNNNN
9 kermit_was_wrong 2019-11-17
Goddammit back to /r/DeuxRAMA for us
6 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-11-17
Imagine not having approved status
3 kermit_was_wrong 2019-11-17
Imagine being a legit dramacel tho. Shit’s a curse.
3 MoreFromIsAnnoying 2019-11-17
Even I can’t demean myself that much tbh
1 reiianisatroll 2019-11-17
fuck you, I had to delete my main account so my friends didn't find out that I am a libertarian
2 Blue_AsLan 2019-11-17
Made a pretty good post there some days ago.
5 kermit_was_wrong 2019-11-17
There are no good posts in r/DeuxRAMA
2 infest-- 2019-11-17
cope
2 kermit_was_wrong 2019-11-17
True
1 kokkelis32145 2019-11-17
that's what makes deuxrama good
1 Redactor0 2019-11-17
The best part of r/drama going into country club mode is how I can still go there and lord it over all the Deux plebs.
2 throwaway940e 2019-11-17
Send a pic of your bussy to the mods and they may approve you.
1 Infidel6 2019-11-17
Based and Daughters-pilled.
7 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-11-17
Oh yes
6 Host_of_the_johnson 2019-11-17
Please no
6 serialflamingo 2019-11-17
Hungry hungry hippos wanting to be at the trough smdh
6 Intravenousmemefluid 2019-11-17
No daddy, not the belt again
5 Richard__Mongler 2019-11-17
Please yes
5 betterdeadthenfed 2019-11-17
Finally.
4 5T48J6ff 2019-11-17
Yup, it's Drama country club time
4 HaveSomeRenaWare 2019-11-17
What? Since when can us plebs post again?
2 duckraul2 2019-11-17
Incoming gamer moment 😎
4 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-17
Dude nigger lmao
16 questionablyrotten 2019-11-17
Dare I say based?
12 El_Guero_Alto 2019-11-17
And might I add Bussypilled?
4 Dedod_2 2019-11-17
It really be like that sometimes 😔
3 Ingelri 2019-11-17
commenting before it's over for me
2 LyrMeThatBifrost 2019-11-17
Let me in pls
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-11-17
Approve me btw drama :(
1 Platycel 2019-11-17
About fucking time, I've seen someone getting downvoted in basically every single thread lately.
10 ObjectiveSuspect 2019-11-17
Setting it to approved only doesn't stop downvoting you FUCKING retard.
I'm sorry, I have tourettes. Faggot.
Sorry.
1 Platycel 2019-11-17
Setting it to private is the only solution.
1 InternJannie 2019-11-17
🧲💦💩
1 WhaIeBones 2019-11-17
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/469/067/b2c.png
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1 AlexJones_GayFrog 2019-11-17
At least let me in this time
1 orangetato 2019-11-17
😰
1 Pinksister 2019-11-17
Close the gates!
9 kthxbye2 2019-11-17
I think at this point even facebook users on average are smarter than redditards.
8 Infidel6 2019-11-17
Nothing is worse tham retards who have convinced themselves that they're geniuses.
6 Al_ButteredToast 2019-11-17
lol fatties😂😂😂
6 pacedtf 2019-11-17
put me in the approved list before you go private again this time....
3 Llamayoda 2019-11-17
You have to be at the weekly meeting for /r/drama participants in Maine in order to get into the approved list.
2 Chubbmeister-CSGO 2019-11-17
Yeah same why the fuck wasn’t I on this list I swear to allah masterlawlz is to blame for this haram
1 FunkeyMonkey405 2019-11-17
I got a message saying I was approved but still wasn't able to go on the sub when it went private 🤔🤔🤔
6 Funkyduffy 2019-11-17
ah, the 1700s model of democracy
5 69733348 2019-11-17
they left out the top comment which makes it even better
7 Llamayoda 2019-11-17
I reposted it just so that I can reap more of what I sowed
Turned the subreddit theme off too so that I won’t be ID’d as one of ours so quickly.
7 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-17
If we didn’t let women vote every again 90% of the politicians in the US would be republican.
Pizzashill hates women but they are the only people keeping republicans from getting elected in many places.
4 SenpoIntonRaiha 2019-11-17
Scott Steiner says...
4 poopoocumcum 2019-11-17
laughs in obese
3 byobombs 2019-11-17
Op is a DeuxDeux poster too 😂
18 MrBufkin 2019-11-17
Deux has pinging 😩
6 high_side 2019-11-17
Vous can behave.
1 infest-- 2019-11-17
based
3 Stenwalden 2019-11-17
God damn leftoids really are good at projection
3 high_side 2019-11-17
Lots of positive discussion on that post.
2 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-17
x23000
6 YaBoyStevieF 2019-11-17
Is that how many calories they eat per day?
6 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-17
Basically lol
2 Anagalbroke2 2019-11-17
Day of the philosopher kings when?
2 Mrtheliger 2019-11-17
Fare the well fatties
1 PsychologicalNinja3 2019-11-17
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3 high_side 2019-11-17
Here it's the exact opposite.
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1 RedditSucksEnormousD 2019-11-17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQuWnLmqt94
1 loli_esports 2019-11-17
Completely btfo
1 AlohaWarrior35 2019-11-17
Approve me, jannies.
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1 AlexJones_GayFrog 2019-11-17
That whole thread:
Also PUT ME ON THE APPROVED LIST
1 seenten 2019-11-17
smh even they can meanping
1 Growey 2019-11-17
Bruh I'm a dramatard I just found that thread before it was posted here so technically I wasn't brigading.
1 seenten 2019-11-17
Aw janitors deleted it
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1 TomToonami93 2019-11-17
The top comment removed by the mods for wrong think:
1 itsquitetedious 2019-11-17
test