The bongoid is a supremely pathetic species

Every day I pray brexit tears that island of inbreds to the ground

Britain needs to be returned to the sea

The balkanisation of their pathetic little island literally can't come soon enough

What a neutered lion, lmao.

OI!

hosepipe

Dumb word

Just call is a garden hose or simply a hose. The British are the worst

The virgin British water assault vs The Chad American water wars

The absolute state of Britbongistan

related links in the article:

The couple banned from staring through windows

Woman loses snoring row complaint

Giant plant row woman gets new restraining order

Is entirety of britain like a tiny little rural village ? What about all the immigrant gangs?

Tune in next week for "three bricks found on road" and "local toddler loses balloon"

I think they stopped doing it because they got so much shit but those 'weapons sweeps' were so fucking funny. Posting pics of screwdrivers and bike wheels and shit lol. The population in britain is so neutered the cops have nothing better to do than pick up trash

Assault

Imagine charging someone with assault for spraying someone with water.

Imagine being british

rather be dead

furry is zoophile blackface

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She looks good for 72, and assault by water with a hosepipe? Holy shit Brits are completely off the plantation.

🤢

Unironically starting to think America's gun deaths might be a good thing. We may be retarded but at least we have avoided becoming bong-tier pussies

How could the based provos be forced into a compromise with pussies of this caliber?

"This is certainly, in my nearly 40 years' experience, the first time I have ever dealt with an assault by water from a hosepipe," said Mr Vickery.

Smh this guy should be grateful for living such a sheltered life. Where I live people get hosepiped DAILY!!