wooden nose wooden dick

This is a fucking soda commercial? Allah please

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He's most likely a christcuck

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theocratic fascist

Sounds pretty Cathbol to me.

based

Those types don't want Allah. They want another crusade.

One side wants to stone the degenerates, the other side wants to crucify them. A centrist KING would throw rocks at degenerates while they’re on the cross.

Lmao imagine beeing this fragile. Typical m*yo. 🤭

Seethe

Ok that's true

Sounds like a seven year old g*mer getting butthurt and throwing the controller lmao

I watched it multiple times and I liked it.

Not like that. I unironically liked it in a positive way, I liked its message.

Yes, because they are correct.

First of all when I say transwomen are women I don't mean that they are biologically women, because they aren't. But they are socially women and that is true, and that is what matters in most cases.

I wouldn't go to war for any president except Washington tbh

Not even my boy Rutherford B. Hayes?

Both of you f@gs need to step up your centrism. I'm hoping for more soddiepop wokeness so I can watch rightoids like you seethe and Quad ("unironically" lmao) try to defend corporate virtue-signalling

Cutting of the penis is not necessary bad, someone who has very strong gender dysphoria could live a better life this way, if they were already disgusted by it, and didn't feel it's part of their body.

Because people hate them, they ostracize them. When they have a condition that they were born with, and people should show more empathy. I just wanna hug and help anyone who is bullied, and their hole life is suffering, because society is an asshole to them.

It may not be over for MasterLawlz

Because people hate them, they ostracize them.

Empirically not true. There is almost zero difference in morbidity between countries including ones far more progressive than the United States.

GRS as a treatment for mental illness is a total failure.

Stonetoss is a lolcow but this comic remains eternally relevant.

Oh, you motherfucker. I was going to come in here and post "Soda?"

Except it actually does. Controversial woke commercials are the new way to artificially boost stock price. Look at Nike or Keurig for examples.

What did Keurig do?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/nation-now/2017/11/13/people-destroying-their-keurig-coffee-makers-after-company-pulls-ads-hannity-fox-show/857563001/

This happened in 2017. I would consider this the precursor to all of the woke branding that would later come. The ideal reaction for companies is the public burning or destroying of their product. So if you see people pouring out bottles of Sprite in protest just know that the (((Coca-cola))) has won yet again.

So if you see people pouring out bottles of Sprite in protest just know that the (((Coca-cola))) has won yet again.

But most people aren't mongoloids intent on participating in performative retardation. They'll just quietly stop buying the product.

Most doesn't mean all. All a company needs is enough for a single news story about smashing coffee makers or burning shoes. Also they don't quietly stop buying. Remember how people were "boycotting" blizzard after the Hong Kong thing? I guarantee you those people went right back to playing their shitty games or maybe they even bought the new cod. Boycotting is nothing but pure cope.

Na, I'm still boycotting blizz.

What kind of idiot smashes their own stuff to own the libs? You should sell the thing second hand for really cheap so it's harder to sell them at full price.

As expected for conservatards.

I'm economically retarded but curious. What is the benefit of having a high stock price vs a lower one?

You can raise more capital if youre running low on money by selling shares, also shareholders who want to sell their shares are very happy if the price goes up cause they make more money

How would making these commercials boost their stock price?

Remember people burning their shoes in protest of Nike using Collin Kaepernick in their ads? It's a free ad campaign.

Free advertising boosts sales revenue

Our economic system, and therefore your entire wellbeing and future, is based off of reddit-level intelligence people doing something nearly indistinguishable from a mixture voodoo and Wicca.

That's why /r/wallstreetsbets is the second best sub here besides this one

No

Horrible sub full of trash people

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One of the few opinions too hot even for /r/drama.

WSB would unironically do a better job managing the economy than actual wallstreet does.

I guhreatly doubt that

I'm pretty sure that if you ask r/wsb this question, they'll laugh on your face

this is my favorite description of the stock market ever

The way that lefties whining about Chick-Fil-A makes people hungry, righties whining about Sprite will make people thirsty.

economically retarded

What is the benefit of having a high stock price vs a lower one

You're regular retarded

Aboba why you so pregnant??

Share Price isn’t as important as market capitalization, but to answer your question having a high share price keeps the retail investors (normies 🤢🤮) away.

The people who own the stock make the decisions, it's actually illegal not to try and maximize your stock value.

Precisely, which is why woke shit is self-censored when they advertise to the Chinese.

He made be a reeeeeeetard like old ben buy he has occasionally good comic

The only not-boring comic I know from him is that one with the foot fetish cripple. Overall Ben has much hotter takes

He'll always be a massive gaylord for that one comic where the Stacy tries to get the ghostcel.

I like the one about first contact with aliens.

2/10

Corporashits do culture war baiting to raise social media engagement and sales, full stop. This comic plays directly into that strategy with no demonstration of self-awareness, therefore it sucks and Stonetoss continues to be a massive retard.

Burgerland should have been nuked 50 years ago

But it wasn’t 😎🇺🇸👌🍔

Better late than never

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Nice.

Repeat after me:

There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the messenger of Allah.

There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the messenger of Allah.

There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is the messenger of Allah.

Holy shit. I saw this thread a couple hours ago and never even realized it was a Sprite commercial.

That’s cause it’s a clown world brother.

Why are corporations pushing so hard for drag?

They want everyone to be trannies

I don't wanna be a tranny 😢😢😢

I fear we no longer have a choice, brother.

Damn. Should I come out as a he/him Non-binary to my girlfriend now?

Yes and since she’s is the woman and oppressed whatever she thinks goes because you need to correct for the patriarchy.

Drag is already comodified and the controversy is hot enough to distract you from economic inequality and the fact that laws and regulations have been lobbied to allow rent seeking for the rediculously wealthy. It both makes them more money and makes it less likely you'll rebel against them instead of the useful idiot wokies.

You gotta admit, the second one was pretty hot. Not trappy level or anything but 🥴

Sprite doesn’t even appear until the last ten seconds

That’s how you know it’s woke

teessst

I thought Matt Walsh was ok with this or am I supposed to disregard his toilet paper usa talks

Imagine being a rightoid.

Matt Walsh

Literally who?

The funny redhead from Veep?

Matt Walsh? From supermega?

whomst?

and then one day, for no reason at all....

/pol/yps OUT

I’m actually kind of shocked at you. Don’t look into it.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: /pol/ was right again

/pol/ is, as a rule, never right about anything. Ever.

Even Epstein?

Everybody knew about Epstein even chapos.

no point crying about

how the fuck do you know its from pol?

example to me how that phrase is related to pol and how you know that for a fact.

/pol/ is a national treasure. So many quality memes and so much rightoid cope

This calls for another /pol/ack purge.

we herded every single nazi into the gulag

I think this would make a cool intro for a reboot of the friday the 13th franchise re-imagined for the 21st century.

Isn't Sprite's main consumer an African-American male? I know Coca-Cola is HQ'ed in ATL, so maybe they are going for the local on the DL population, but who the hell does this speak to?

he

I'm pretty sure that was a different FTM character putting on a binder.

that's the shit that makes me think a big part of the left has lost their fucking minds.

Here's a handy primer on how to differentiate between neo-liberal corporatism, and leftist stuff. If it involves something that matters, like wealth disparity, or endless warfare, you're probably talking to a leftist. If the issue on the table involves trifling shit about sex, or media representation of Eskimos, you're likely dealing with a liberal.

Don't put that progressive shit on us liberals, it may be actively used by corporations but it's still ideologically Marxist based. You guys should have strangled Marxist intersectionality in the crib and now you gotta fight it fully grown.

I'm curious who "you guys" are.

Leftists, the only people who call progressives liberals are leftists or people who spend way too much time with them.

Guess we're just good at seeing things for what they really are, rather than what they call themselves.

No you're embarrassed that your ideological brother is a massive retard and try and pretend like they're adopted. No one buys it and it's pathetic but chapos are so thoroughly surrounded by pathetic people that they can't tell.

Chapos are liberal.

Imagine trying to be a woman but fat just like normal women.

Another reason why men are better at being women.

Literally no one like sprite

When you order Coke they ask if Pepsi is OK i've literally never heard whatever the pepsi version of Sprite is offered at a restaurant

Sierra Mist? It's offered. And I'm poor so it's RC COLA MASTER RACE in my household 😤

Based and RCpilled.

Dollar general shoppers rise up!

Sierra Mist?

No, I mean

Do you know anyone who's so incredibly lame their favorite drink is Sierra Mist

Sprite has no computation

:(

Mr. Pibb is the patrician’s choice.

And also the choice of Stan and Francine "Based AF" Smith of American Dad fame.

Get with times: aldi brand citrus twist is the whip.

7 up

7Up is so much better than sprite, Ive got one of their vintage glass rack/carrier things I found in the attic of a bank been drinking it since

and pepsi is much better than coke so?

Lol wrong

i can get a coke with my name on the bottle so no you are objectively wrong.

OH GOD IM CONSOOOOOOMING

Shut the fuck up. You literally consume every day dont lie to yourself

I like Sprite better than cola

The people that make sprite ads look like this

more like this

I’m out of the loop on that one but that dude I posted definitely got hired by the guys doing their marketing.

who the hell does this speak to?

The white progressive who got a media degree from a liberal university that sprite asked to make them a commercial.

CONSUME WOKE SUGAR PRODUCTS

Sprite is a @coke product and though I was born a coke I now identify as a Pepsi

bretty gud

What in the actual fuck?

theocratic fascist, tyrant, banjo player, beekeeper

Wtf lol this dude is joke

the fuck does this shit have to do with sugarwater

You see... like soda, this commercial is syrupy sweet and of zero substance.

that's pretty good actually, well done.

This commercial is actually pretty inspiring, and shows that we should love our family members even if they are different, but this whole thread hates on it.

Yeah and how well would that commercial go over if you replaced the nancyboys with magatards donning their red hats and going to a Trump rally?

I presonally wouldn't mind it, I like both liberals and conservatives. They are both good people trying to do good for their country. It's like yin and yang, the two opposite forces need each other. And there is only balance if the two sides have equal power.

based

we should love our family members even if they are different

My cousin just got arrested (again) for possessing enough methamphetamine to catch a trafficking charge.

Based and bachabazi pilled

Family members get the wall too, war of all against all when?

He has the Tim chin right at least

I'm gonna need Fanta to release a body pillow acceptance commercial to cater to my sensibilities.

Guess Sprite decided they didn't want black people to be their customers anymore.

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH SODA?

Well they’re not putting hormone blockers in it or anything...yet

preach king!

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Who said anything about soda?

Soda is one of the single worst things you can consoom and is likely going to go the way of cigarettes in the future so a commercial about literally anything but soda is wise.

I knew they should have just sponsored Eric Andre instead.

Troids are the most productive drama manufacturers that our divine Creator could conceive

This ad is legitimately creepy.

Burgers?

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I don't know what's your problem with that ad, it was actually pretty wholesome.

Sure, but pizzashill is the king of trolls and you will never take his crown.

Sprite could've simply looked at how Pepsi or Gillette got laughed out of the room with their fake wokeness and yet they still figured "Yep, looks good. Let's go ahead with this."

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The dad at the end looks utterly defeated and destroyed and seconds from blowing his brains out

He's most likely reaching for any reason at all not to put the gun in his mouth.

It's a good thing that commercial didn't go on for too long

The scene with the dad taking his clearly adult MTF and her boyfriend to a pride festival is the absolute representation of everything trans. Just be gay goddamnit, nothing wrong with liking bussy. What is this straight but trans bullshit

her

This is why beer is haram.

Lame I thought it was gonna be about circumcision up until the chest binding part.

Based!! 😎 I support trans rights 🏳️‍🌈

This would be a great prank to pull on your competitor. What if this was actually made by 7-up?

LOL at the seething MDEfugees in this thread who can't get their agendaposting under control. Sprite is extremely based for doing this

Virtue Signalling: The AD!

For a moment I thought he was talking about circumcision, and uh... a certain group of people that like circumcision.