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You’d think they would at least admit he’s obese af if they wanted his medical to look anywhere near accurate.

Its not about accuracy, its about owning the libs with his superior health.

That fat fuck would die if someone made him walk a mile.

We can only hope he strokes out.

What do you have against dramacoin? The sperging and retardation Orange Man (who is bad) has inspired has been groundbreaking. We're living in a golden age of drama.

I honestly hope they write about people such as yourself in the history books while 85% of the population is dead and we live in glass domes under regional warlords.

Me too! My life, unlike your own, has been interesting and entertaining. Have you ever jumped out of a perfectly good airplane or traveled hundreds of feet beneath the surface of the ocean? I have. Hopefully someone will uncover all the antics I got up to in the early 90s. Those are the sort of stories young men need to hear and emulate. Definitely better than capeshit, starshit, swordshit, and pottershit. It would be a new golden age of literature and manliness.

The one chance the dems have

Yeah, if we ignore the fact the GOP is getting dominated in state elections and lost in 2018 by like 9 points, directly because of Trump.

Yeah good luck wheeling Joe Biden up on the stage hoping his dementia doesn't make him forget not to fondle some 9 year old girls on camera

Trump not only has more obvious evidence of dementia, but has also fondled children on stage.

Your argument amounts to "Joe Biden will lose for the same problems Trump has."

Trump did it backstage like a gentleman and he doesn't have dementia he's just dumb

No, he literally did it on stage:

https://www.nydailynews.com/resizer/zlmMiKi2ugOYAZXo5ONidG-fX10=/800x993/top/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-tronc.s3.amazonaws.com/public/SKUHSIL4JNYNZYYE2NC4FPVIHM.jpg

Trump can't even formulate a sentence and is making up wild conspiracies, there's more evidence he has dementia than Biden.

Genuine tears over the orange in drama what happened to this sub

McFluff is an embarrassing dumbass forgive him.

it happened, he's still here

Steal the golf cart and watch him try and walk back lol

This but unironically.

I thought the libs said obesity WAS healthy

They actually admit he's obese now, but they lie about his height to make it seem like he's just slightly over the obese marker.

They claim he's 6'3, which is hilarious because you can see he's not by looking at him side by side with Obama.

"if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years, he might live to be 200 years old."

Shades of Ricky Bobby.

Didn't he get some cushy admin job after this? Lol this fuckin circus

Do you think most of drama is fat or skeltal? I am fat, but I used to be skinny-fat.

healthy mix.

need an even distribution of bears and twinks

If you're the bear than I'm the twink

unhealthy mix

hey if you average the weight, it might just be a healthy weight

Overweight-bmi-but-healthy-bodyfat-percentage-gang rise up

So this is where fatties cope then? Sweet lemme ^{just squeeze in here.}

No sweety, this is where people who lift are. You can go hang out with the low-t numales in the body positivity meetings 😘😘😘

You can lie to yourself but you cant lie to me love

Very few are overweight by muscle mass

Cope

26 BMI

14% bodyfat

Cope more, skinnyfat 😘😘😘

14% body fat

How does it feel to be fat and still small?

I'd like to eat a more boldly flavorful diet than steamed broccoli and 30 chicken breasts a week for all the trouble of lifting. Abs are for male underwear models and malnourished teens.

I'm not coping, you are

cope

Definitely lanklets.

I'm like 5 lbs heavier than the "underweight" BMI category.

Get well soon Daddy!

please give him 2 more years please 🙏

Black infowars. Nice!

I don't know why people keep commenting on the source.

A) https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-root/

The root has a fairly good track record for "factual reporting" it's just biased.

Compare that to infowars:

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/infowars-alex-jones/

Right away we can see the root is not even close to "black infowars" not by any real metric anyway.

B) This actually happened:

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/11/trump-visited-hospital-for-unscheduled-medical-exam.html

https://www.newsweek.com/dick-cheneys-cardiologist-finds-trumps-doctor-visit-worrisome-says-spontaneous-medical-exams-1472525

https://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-makes-unannounced-visit-walter-reed-medical-center/story?id=67082769

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/whats-up-with-president-trumps-unannounced-hospital-visit/vp-BBWXlUR

Like I’d expect some libtard site to give Alex Jones the credit he deserves 😂😂😂

retard

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☑️ ‌ thread was fun before this

yep, it's a pizzashill comment

Ok foid

seethe

ok foid

don't you dare talk to pizza that way when he is patrolling you

But now people are bitching about a pizzashill comment while he's obviously right, so I'm entertained. This is the most drama here.

Pizza is right more often then he isn't, he's just such a bitch no one wants to admit it

Exactly. Like you don't have to be wrong to be a massive egg-sucking homosexual.

Pizza is right more often then he isn't

Only because he spends most of his time telling us how Islam was right about women.

You know the truth in your heart, pizza.

Mayos mad.

The root has a fairly good track record for "factual reporting" it's just biased.

There goes the small amount of faith I had in the mediabiasfactcheck.com site.

Right away we can see the root is not even close to "black infowars" not by any real metric anyway.

You're right about this but probably for the wrong reasons. I've never seen anything in The Root that reflects anything I've ever heard an actual black person say. The Root isn't "Black Infowars," it's "Woke Infowars."

This is what delusion looks like.

This is what delusion looks like.

FTFY

Yeah, I'm sure that changes the fact you're outright wrong, which seems to be the norm for you.

Oh, no, Ben Shillpiro owned me with fAcTS aNd LoGIc.

Anyone who has to tell people they're right as often as you do usually isn't right. The only thing you're consistently right about is that Islam was right about women.

Jesus pizza, take a time-out. It's theroot.com, it's cancer and it doesn't need defending even if infowars is worse.

Pizza comment that is obviously correct everyone gets assblasted by it and pretends that they dunked on pizza

Every fucking time.

There's literally nothing legit leaking about this, leading me to believe something in fact did occur, but who knows what?

theroot.com

Horrible articles but he did really go to the hospital unscheduled.

Was t it for being poisoned.

He ate some vegetables and his body reacted negatively to the introduction of foreign matter

Why did the deep state do this???

The secret service member who’s job it was to remove the lettuce from his Burger King was conveniently sick.

Article entitled 'Are we pretending x didn't happen?' like some sort of fucking Buzzfeed article.

Trump is famous for eschewing presidential protocol, for instance, winning the popular vote

cope

Trump is famous for eschewing presidential protocol, for instance, winning the popular vote

Absolutely seething

Presidential protocol is to win the popular election? Lmao such cope

Rent Free

They still think the popular vote actually counts?

Pence 2021

Just enough time for Pence to squeeze in a quick purge of the homos. When he's finished cumulatively blowing the Secret Service, of course

Wait...I thought Gizmodo-Deadspin...whatever the shit...everyone righteously walked out because the corporate bosses said they had to write stories on what their advertisers wanted?

Where is the union?

It's over for fatcels.

I like how he's wearing a straight jacket in his profile photo

I can't believe a man wrote this it has that bitch jezebel style down pat. Tariq was right about the brothers getting feminized