Recently converted to Judaism 😤😤😤

1  2019-11-19 by Llamayoda

Had to get my circ done, started looking into doing it DIY.

Figured out a pretty neato solution. I took a bunch of fishing hooks and hooked them into my foreskin. I then taped the lines to a door and slammed it.

Now I’m feeling double Jewish, because not only did I get my circumcision, but I managed to get it for free😎😎

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1  rocinantebabieca 2019-11-19

Based! When do you get your jew gold?

1  Llamayoda 2019-11-19

Hopefully soon, the pain meds I’m on for this ain’t cheap

1  princess_y_fronts 2019-11-19

The lengths people go to just for a chance at ben shapiro sister's milkers.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-19

L’Chaim! Yikkud! La Shana Tova! Jerusalem!

1  MrBufkin 2019-11-19

Just at hummus and bagels daily and your foreskin falls off by itself 😴.

Novice Jews 😖

1  Tzar-Romulus 2019-11-19

VERY HARAM 👺👺👺

1  butwhydoesreddit 2019-11-19

You're not really Jewish if a rabbi didn't blow you you tard

1  Ubertroon 2019-11-19

Yeah, how is he supposed to get syphilis now?

1  WhiteTearsForFears 2019-11-19

Now you must learn to make perfect latkes within a month or you will be fed to the Palestinians as traditions demand.

1  pol__invictus__risen 2019-11-19

But you performed a circumcision without being paid, that's the least Jewish behavior of all.