Rothschilds bow to the r/Drama mods

In contact with aliens

Regularly skype with HRC

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control r/Drama with an iron fist

own castles and banks all over the world

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Annoysthegoysland will be be the first city)

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be tayposters

Every mod is said to have 200+ IQ

Ancient Indian scriptures tell of 3 dozen janitors who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have snappy inside you right now

r/Drama mods are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent Esperanto in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the r/Drama mods. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. DarqWolff

The mods are 14 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe

The r/Drama mods will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love