I went on a FB buy and sell page and pitched my taxidermy on a live feed

1  2019-11-19 by WorldAroundEwe

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you sound like groundskeeper willie

Did you sell anything?

Unfortunately not

You are my favorite drama poster. I've sent you a Facebook friend request!

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You’re crazy, and I love you for it.

Got more pics of the butterflies?

Yeah! You can find them on www.worldaroundewe.com

Seriously considering a bad life tip butterfly. But not sure how it would survive a transatlantic trip and the us postal system.

It should do, it’ll survive a whole lot better than the domes I guess! The domes do survive but every now and then they don’t. I think post office workers may enjoy jumping on boxes somethings?

If they're anything like the US generally packages get tossed into bins ALOT.

Rule of thumb is to package it so it could survive a 10 food drop.

I try my best, I try to avoid glass things and use Perspex frames when I can. But glass looks better

Do you ship to the US?

Yeah :)

Yeah not sharing this with my family and friends thanks