George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...
And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
Guarantee that this is 4d chest and that the FBI are only getting involved so people stop mentioning Epstein and it dies down. Than nothing will be solved.
This comment is a good example of why it's literally pointless to deal with conspiratards.
They will never accept any investigations or anything related that says they're wrong about something.
This is why you don't even entertain them. A relevant quote from Rob Brotherton:
Thanks to this self-insulating logic, attempting to refute a conspiracy theory is like nailing jelly to a wall. Since conspiracy theories are inherently unproven, the theory is always a work in progress, able to dodge refutation by inventing new twists and turns. Each debunking can be construed as disinformation designed to throw truth seekers off the scent, while the conspiracy theorists’ continued failure to blow the lid off the conspiracy merely testifies to the power of their enemy (and the gullibility of the masses). Conspiracy theories aren’t just immune to refutation—they thrive on it. If it looks like a conspiracy, it was a conspiracy. If it doesn’t look like a conspiracy, it was definitely a conspiracy. Evidence against the conspiracy theory becomes evidence of conspiracy. Heads I win, tails you lose.
Once again galaxy brained comment from pizza. You should just go ahead and change your name to the name of that weird blue dude from watchmen. The whole point that he was making is that letting the government police itself gives it an incentive to not expose its mistakes and crimes. Why is that hard for you to understand Dr. Manhattan?
Are you like retarded? The government has various departments specifically for shit like this.
Who else is going to investigate? What exactly do you think the FBI is?
There's like some weird, retarded worldview people hold that the entire government is working together and every department is in cahoots and involved in every aspect of shit like this.
That isn't the case, the US government is absolutely massive. The US government doesn't function as a single entity, but many different ones checking each other.
This is all intended. You being a low intelligence person with little to no comprehension of these facts is not me being wrong.
You illiterate tard. Let me educate you here for a second.
Billionaires and goverments have never colluded to do illegal shit.
This right here? It's called a strawman argument. That means you're claiming I made an argument I never actually made to bolster your own argument because you know you got bent over like the little incoherent bitch you are.
Me stating the government is not a singular entity is not the same thing as saying "elements of the government have never colluded with billionaires."
You called OP a crazy conspiratard for making an offhand comment that the government will find no wrongdoing in this investigation and implied that anyone who thinks that is "literally pointless" to talk to. I pointed out how that doesn't seem far fetched and once again you've gotten so high from huffing your own farts that you start spouting nonsense like your some Aristotle reincarnation sent down to bless arrDrama with your Dr. Manhattan takes. I just call it like I see it.
Yes, because he was in fact being serious. There are thousands of people that run around spewing this stupid shit on the internet bamboozling other vulnerable idiots.
How many people do you think you would be able to pay off and ensure they aren’t talking? If the fbi covers shit up every person working with the investigators would know, as would auditors and the like. This is stupid fucking logic.
2 years ago you would have been called a conspiracy theorist for saying that there was a deep state working to f with Drumpf. I swear it’s common sense that organizations, including government ones, can be self-promoting and corrupt
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-11-20
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And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
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1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-11-20
The rest of the world: no shit
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-11-20
No just uh...cool it with the antisemitic remarks
1 Dizzy732 2019-11-20
Guarantee that this is 4d chest and that the FBI are only getting involved so people stop mentioning Epstein and it dies down. Than nothing will be solved.
1 VanillaReign 2019-11-20
The "deep state" will investigate itself and ultimately find no evidence of wrongdoing.
I wish I could say that ironically.
1 ponzishill 2019-11-20
This comment is a good example of why it's literally pointless to deal with conspiratards.
They will never accept any investigations or anything related that says they're wrong about something.
This is why you don't even entertain them. A relevant quote from Rob Brotherton:
1 alphetaboss 2019-11-20
Once again galaxy brained comment from pizza. You should just go ahead and change your name to the name of that weird blue dude from watchmen. The whole point that he was making is that letting the government police itself gives it an incentive to not expose its mistakes and crimes. Why is that hard for you to understand Dr. Manhattan?
1 ponzishill 2019-11-20
Are you like retarded? The government has various departments specifically for shit like this.
Who else is going to investigate? What exactly do you think the FBI is?
There's like some weird, retarded worldview people hold that the entire government is working together and every department is in cahoots and involved in every aspect of shit like this.
That isn't the case, the US government is absolutely massive. The US government doesn't function as a single entity, but many different ones checking each other.
This is all intended. You being a low intelligence person with little to no comprehension of these facts is not me being wrong.
1 alphetaboss 2019-11-20
Ok Dr. Manhattan. Billionaires and goverments have never colluded to do illegal shit. There's no boot on your neck, no sir. Keep living in denial.
1 ponzishill 2019-11-20
You illiterate tard. Let me educate you here for a second.
This right here? It's called a strawman argument. That means you're claiming I made an argument I never actually made to bolster your own argument because you know you got bent over like the little incoherent bitch you are.
Me stating the government is not a singular entity is not the same thing as saying "elements of the government have never colluded with billionaires."
Any questions?
1 alphetaboss 2019-11-20
r/averageredditor. Oh I'm sorry, did I gaslight you too?
1 ponzishill 2019-11-20
Pointing out a fallacious argument correctly is not the same thing as simply invoking a fallacy.
I explained in detail what you did, and you know you did it, which is why you aren't even bothering to contest any of it.
1 alphetaboss 2019-11-20
You called OP a crazy conspiratard for making an offhand comment that the government will find no wrongdoing in this investigation and implied that anyone who thinks that is "literally pointless" to talk to. I pointed out how that doesn't seem far fetched and once again you've gotten so high from huffing your own farts that you start spouting nonsense like your some Aristotle reincarnation sent down to bless arrDrama with your Dr. Manhattan takes. I just call it like I see it.
1 ponzishill 2019-11-20
I called him a conspiratard for displaying the same cognitive foibles conspiratards do.
My point is: it's completely worthless entertaining or engaging conspiratards. They don't care about evidence, only feelings.
1 alphetaboss 2019-11-20
So all your rant is about is taking an offhand quip as serious as possible?
1 ponzishill 2019-11-20
Yes, because he was in fact being serious. There are thousands of people that run around spewing this stupid shit on the internet bamboozling other vulnerable idiots.
1 alphetaboss 2019-11-20
I truly am in awe of you. I wish we could get a beer together.
1 VanillaReign 2019-11-20
I'm just honored that Pizza-sempai noticed me. My heart is all aflutter.
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1 istural 2019-11-20
Pizzas right though.
How many people do you think you would be able to pay off and ensure they aren’t talking? If the fbi covers shit up every person working with the investigators would know, as would auditors and the like. This is stupid fucking logic.
1 ArcheAngelleCreampie 2019-11-20
peak drama poster
1 ponzishill 2019-11-20
I'm seriously worried about the level of illiteracy on this sub.
1 ArcheAngelleCreampie 2019-11-20
Banks haven't laundered drug money, thats just a conspiracy.
1 ponzishill 2019-11-20
I rest my case.
1 ArcheAngelleCreampie 2019-11-20
GM didn't pressure cities to remove street cars, that's just a conspiracy theory.
1 Chapocel 2019-11-20
We are all stupider after reading your comments. Snowden is a fairytale.
1 ponzishill 2019-11-20
You know we had known about what the government was doing with spying for years before Snowden, right?
1 Chapocel 2019-11-20
The Mong has spoken. Gubmint good.
1 ponzishill 2019-11-20
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1 throwaway_at_ 2019-11-20
2 years ago you would have been called a conspiracy theorist for saying that there was a deep state working to f with Drumpf. I swear it’s common sense that organizations, including government ones, can be self-promoting and corrupt
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-20
Based
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2019-11-20
I hear Prince Andrew killed him because he had to harvest his sweat.
1 rbsh123 2019-11-20
Well if the FBI says it now then he honestly must have actually killed himself
1 Lysis10 2019-11-20
It shoulda been Tekashi
1 zoldknight 2019-11-20
I do wonder if someone will get arrested as the murderer. Has the infallible /r/news pinned the blame on a suspect yet?
1 jubbergun 2019-11-20
The internet is going to meme a murder trial into existence. I'm genuinely amazed.
1 SJCards 2019-11-20
Jews did this.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-11-20
CIA: wipes seat from forehead
1 simplicity3000 2019-11-20
NPR's big brain interviewer Scott Simon:
James Hohmann at the WaPo:
The good old BBC knows the answer for sure: