If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
It's amazing to me how literally everyone is falling for this obvious troll story without a seconds hesitation. So many clues in there it's amazing nobody is even saying anything.
Women love being raped if you're attractive to them. One time I dated this part white black girl who was super cute but basically a midget in height. I went up to her room in Connecticut Uni and just made out with her. After you know they like you just rip off their clothes and finger blast them. She'll be on top of you in no time.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-20
If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
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1 princess_y_fronts 2019-11-20
1 ORIGINAL-Hipster 2019-11-20
It's amazing to me how literally everyone is falling for this obvious troll story without a seconds hesitation. So many clues in there it's amazing nobody is even saying anything.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-11-20
r/sex is full of retards who fall for bait everytime.
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-11-20
too funny to be real tbh
1 FreeDory 2019-11-20
I say gimmie that ass bitch, and if they say no im takin it. Thats my bussy now
1 International_Agency 2019-11-20
That "in the heat of the moment" thing is a really good bit
1 Mrtheliger 2019-11-20
That guy listens to too much Asia
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-20
Underrated band tbh
1 Mrtheliger 2019-11-20
I'd say they're properly rated
1 DepravedMutant 2019-11-20
I for one applaud this young man's honesty
1 FearOfBees 2019-11-20
Women love being raped if you're attractive to them. One time I dated this part white black girl who was super cute but basically a midget in height. I went up to her room in Connecticut Uni and just made out with her. After you know they like you just rip off their clothes and finger blast them. She'll be on top of you in no time.
1 ORIGINAL-Hipster 2019-11-20
Dude this is an Applebee's.
1 watermark1917 2019-11-20
Raping foids on the off chance they're into it, a very dangerous game
1 FearOfBees 2019-11-20
1 oss_spy 2019-11-20
That story didnt happen. Part of it might have but most of it? Nah.
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-11-20
I only rape women when they ask me to.
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-11-20
It's inconsiderate and impolite to refuse.