Hitman 2 Developers Announce they’re abandoning the game, fanbase initiates PURE COPE mode

1  2019-11-20 by CapeshitterCOPE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0JLW7kaXYA

Here’s the stream where they announce they’re moving their team to Hitman 3 development

https://www.hitmanforum.com/t/hitman-2-november-2019-game-update-2-72/41505/119

Hitman forum is angry bugs aren’t being fixed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOyeMeg30_c

Hitman you tuber is quitting the game

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_mmx7Jn76jA

https://www.reddit.com/r/HiTMAN/comments/dyneeb/comment/f827wz8

Popular speedrunner makes fun of you tuber then turns up in reddit thread accusing him of making fun of depression

https://steamcommunity.com/app/863550/discussions/0/3338785229811644609/

The last ever patch actually WORSENED performance lmao

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They made a game for school shooters? 😲

That’s Postal

Lmao I remember thinking this had to be like a robot chicken or something

Department of Homeland Security made one using Unreal engine lol

In game screenshot

Damn, I hope this gets leaked one day.

Lolol

After all of this, asking $60 for Hitman 3 will be a crime. Fans are entitled to receive these updates for the trust they have shown IOI throughout the journey.

fucking gamers i swear

lmao like a whole year of extra updates for free isn't good enough for these retards. It reminds me of how everyone sperged about the real money auction house in Diablo 3 and then said that Path of Exile is better because it gets more updates

Path of Exile is better

They're not wrong

Boy I sure do love having to spend dozens of hours leveling a character every time I want to try a new build. And then that build literally revolves around spamming a single skill. Such exciting and engaging gameplay

I'm sorry but if it takes you "dozens of hours" to roll an alt, that is your fault, not the game's. A dozen hours is widely agreed go be an average time to reach maps at league start, and there are tons of 1c uniques that make the leveling trivial. Skilled players do that shit in sub 4 hours SSF and sub 2.5 hours with twink gear. And even if your build requires one of the handful of truly build enabling items that requires level 84+ that's only a handful of extra hours in Blood Aquaducts or low maps. Seriously if it takes you 24 or 36+ hours you are doing something wrong.

And when was you played PoE? People were begging the devs to add more skill slots for over a year. Pretty much every single build can use multiple skills these days. A main damage skill, a movement/fortify skill, a buff skill like PCoC OoS, Blood Rage or arcane surge, a debuff skill like Frost Bomb/Wave of Conviction or anything with CoH, a focus buff, a guard skill, a totem. That's 7 skill slots pretty much any build can fill. And if you want multiple main damage skills, you do that too. Frost Bolt/Ice Nova, ED/Contagion, Rainbow Traps, Summoners, etc.

Also sorry for making you dramatards read this

lmao get owned nerd I made you write all that shit

Sorry let me condense it for you:

git gud

Youre not even wrong but

C o p e

GameshitterCOPE

I wish rockstar would do that with GTA

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I don't even see why anyone would be that annoyed.

I mean performance issues sure, but I haven't had any problems whatsoever, and they supported the game for a long time.