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1. Dunkey tells the truth - archive.org, archive.today

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Oh man which side do I take? Overweight YouTube gaymer or Oriental wannabe David Lynch?

Kojima is essentially the SRDine of the gaming dev world so the gay fat youtuber obviously

They're both gamers so that cancels itself out

kojima is essentially the SRDine of the gaming dev world

I need to hear you explain this because this makes no sense

Don't you remember that time /r/Subredditdrama/ added a new mod who had to fight in a bikini all the time because she gets nourishment from the sun?

They are just like Kojima.

Pretty sure he was just trying to say Kojima is a retarded fag.

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haha I said WOOSH and REDDIT hahaha it’s realy funny because XD the woosh means that the joke went WOOSHH over your head XD XD lololol ahahaha and reddit is this really cool website LOL where i like to talk with fellow EPIC LE REDDITORS and we aAre all SUPER COOL LOL! XD and this is funny because XD on THIS REALLY EPIC WEBSSDITE LMAOO ROFLMAO XD there is this subREDDIT(a part of reddit in case u need explain because ur dumb haha XDDD) and on this subredddtt LOLMAOROFLXDDD LOLOLOLLLLLL XD we make fun of silly billys (XD) who dont understand a joke (HAHAAXDXCCC) they are SOOOOO SILLY AHAHAHA XDDDD andso now im(me)]myself] am going to post your SILLY COMMENT there AHAHAHA and me and the fellow BOYZZZZ(we hang out sometimes and even erp in pms sometimes everyone is so nice and cool on redddit!!) we are WAYYY DMARTER THAN U LMAOOOHAHAHA so Now XD we will make fun of you on XCXCXC This really epic website!!! get OWNEDD DUMMY i bet you are so ANGRY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD that you are going to get BERATED AHAHAHA ONLINE ON THIS EPIIIC EEBSITE AHAHAH LOSER!! see you around, you big JIMBO!! (Inside joke XD won’t understand cuz ur dumB U probably don’t even drink soylent SUCKER AHAHA) XDDDDDD LMAO HAHA XDXDXCCXCCDDDD JUDT REMEMBER - U R SOOOO CRINGE XD LMAO XDDFDD BAI!!! XD

Go back to Imgur, noob.

Your joke was shit because you're a dumbass so i made my own.

Putting the words "retarded fag" are not signs of a quality joke.

Absolutely false.

You should try tacking on some offensive words to your jokes at least we could laugh at people who get mad at words instead.

Did your mother drink to try an abort you?

She doesnt drink and is a sweet old woman.

Did your mother read pop fantasy books after watching a tv show?

She stopped drinking when she saw you and they had switch from wire coat hangers by that time.

She stopped drinking when she saw you and they had switch from wire coat hangers by that time.

You even write like a fantasy author.

I just meant it in the sense that he's smug, condescending, self important and pretentious and serves up platitudes in a corny, retarded way but acts as if it's deep and philosophical

It always weirds me out Dunkey is mayo af

Kojima has put in the work to make many games, no matter how wacked out they are.

Dunkey is some YouTuber degenerate that does the same gay ass snarky video essay shit that became stale in 2010, nobody will remember him when he's dead

If you can find a dunky video where he doesn't deepthroat Mario's Italian sausage like he hasn't had anything to drink for a month and 8-bit cummies are the only liquid in a 40 mile radius i will unironically spend my neetbux on a Nintendo game

Seriously, is being a nostalgiafag one of the requirements for gamers?

The nostalgia comes from a time where they weren't bullied (before they were born) so the love it unironically.

This is why I'll never take him completely seriously. Dude is a fucking shameless nintoddler

Everytime I hear about Dunkey I remember "keep saying it"

Coomer

https://i.imgur.com/3jE5qGH.jpg

That video was fake

Dunkeys a retard who hates anything that isn't designed to keep the attention span of a child

Makes sense since he's still a tuber for children

just take his reviews on things you already dont like as fact (like this video) and ignore everything else (like his review of horseshit 2)

Which one is horseshit 2?

Red dead

Ye but he's funny. Yeah you can say he's immature, autistic, has a retarded voice and by themselves none of his jokes land but he somehow makes it work.

BING! BING! WAHOO!

And Kojima's a hack surrounded by yes men and sucked off in an alleyway by his fans.

hoping death stranding is just hideo's take on what the "cinematic experience" / more-movie-than-game can be. but if he insists this was designed as a standard video game he's the video game equivalent of george lucas. >!i'm hoping we get a soundbite of hideo saying "I May Have Gone Too Far In A Few Places"!<

This game took the world record for cutscenes away from metal gear 4, which is also made by him. I honestly think he timed the cutscenes just to beat himself.

Nigga did you hear of Detroit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbE4O7fZl5E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffu3p1W4oD4

nope

Tbh I think Kojima has ridiculously long and boring cut scenes because it's a form of self-fellatio for him.

Is dunkey capable of not sucking a small Italian man's chode

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I wrote this ooga booga song about how bad I want to fuck his boyhole.

If you have to get your opinions from a youtube you don't deserve human rights

Dunkey is a disgusting blob

I think the game is pretty fun so far. Why does he have to intentionally play every game like a retard in his reviews. It's pretty easy to not fall over.

I remember when he didn't download day one patch for one of the Assassin games and than keept complaining that the game has bugs. Nintendrons are retarded

And then made videos making fun of the people who called him out for it

I’m not trying to be an asshole, but can someone honestly explain to me why people like this guy?

His voice is horribly annoying and he sounds like he has a brain eating parasite

He's one of the OG gaymer YouTubers who has managed to survive multiple -pacalypses without compromising his videos. He got big by making funny League of Legends videos back in the games early days, and picked up a serious following.

Ty

He's popular because of le reddit and "ahahah he's le white but he sounds like a black man!"