I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.

When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.

The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.

Snapshots:

1. 🇮🇱🇮🇱Bibi🇮🇱🇮🇱 getting indicted on so... - archive.org, archive.today

2. r/israel megathread - archive.org, archive.today

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So the jews are jewing a jew for being too jewy?

Mashallah

TIL Israel doesn't have a constitution.

Their constitution is passed down through the generations as an oral tradition where laws are told around the campfire on warm summer nights.

The only laws I follow are ones engraved on clay tablets

Based and hammurabipilled

I always wondered what was up with the Jewish summer camps.

The same as Christian summer camps. Lots of stupid singing and fingerbanging.

Nah, we mostly plotted world domination and shit. Like yeah there was fingerbanging, but it was more of an afterthought than anything really.

The constitution is orally transmitted from rabbi to baby boy during bar mitzvah.

Based and britpilled.

Don’t belong in the same sentence

Their biggest mistake was colonizing India instead of just doing the world a favor.

Is "lol fuck the towelheads" a constitution?

no just words to live by

Only real countries have constitutions

Their constitution is literally Ben Shapiro.

Whatever he says is the law.

He’s Jewish?

He is king of the Jews.

He puts my meager 32% to shame.

When they crucify him, do they have to get a kid's cross.

Syrian chiming in here. Let me just say that some of the greatest kindness I've been shown surrounding the civil war in my country has been from Israelis. No matter what happens, I wish you guys all the best during this tumultuous time.

/r/nfl posting should be illegal

so how's Syria now?

Is Syria safe to visit? Can i take selfies in damascus? A leisurely stroll along the tigris and euphrates?

Yes

I mean, at their closest points in Syria the Tigris and Euphrates are 180 miles apart so I am sure you can find somewhere, yeah.

you're lucky i named rivers that actually show up in syria

I know. I'm proud of you for making an effort even minimal.

Chapo tard chiming in here. Let me just say that some of the greatest jokes and posts I’ve been shown surrounding reddit has been from /r/drama. No matter what happens, I wish you guys all the best during this tumultuous time

GOOD GAME, JEWBROS!!! YOU PLAYED US CLOSE SND GAVE US A SCARE THERE! YOU HAVE A LOT OF YOUNG TALENT AND BOY THAT GAL GADOT SURE LOOKED GOOD! YOU’RE GONNA BE A REAL TERROR NEXT SEASON!!!!

Khazar daddy, no!

Wait, you're telling me that a right-wing populist is a corrupt criminal?

Next you'll tell me that leftoid mayors knew the entire time that zoning laws cause poverty and only benefit property owners 😳😳😳😳😳

That is a nice Tay. Mind if I save it for investment purposes?

All of taytays works are collectively owned by everyone (except for her 😋😋😋)

Translation from moonspeak: "Oi vey, the goyim know!"

This is so sad Americans deserves better for their leader.

Netanyahu charged with bribery, fraud and breach of trust, capping a dramatic political year

Bibi confirmed as /ourguy/

Jews did this

MASASH