Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
yeah honestly its all boring shit about Ukraine and Russia and shit i don't really care i just want him to say something really retarded. i really wish Hillary ran that would be so fucking funny
If Trump wins again hopefully dems do something hilarious and retarded like spray painting themselves orange and flogging themselves in the streets like it was the Black Plague.
Why’s it so hard for democrats to have a fucking candidate they’re for? JUST HAVE A MEETING AND BACK ONE PERSON WHO’S MOST LIKELY TO WIN. But instead they’re acting like it’s a normal election when it isn’t.
America should definitely abandon the primary system. All it means is that the candidates get dragged through shit twice, once by their own side, then again by their opponents. Except now the international audience has much more visibility of the process and aren’t being pandered to by either side, so whoever gets elected will be so compromised by the election process that they are too weak on the international level.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-22
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 rocinantebabieca 2019-11-22
I have said it before and I will say it again: I think older men should get MORE hands on with kids, and also smell them.
1 Roserath 2019-11-22
whats the point of reaching old age alive if you cant even molest young ripe bodies
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2019-11-22
Nice try Joe.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-11-22
Now THIS is lib campaigning.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-11-22
this is going to be the cornerstone soundbite of the general election campaign
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-11-22
It will be used at least 17 times in a 30 second commercial, I guarantee it
1 UgandanWarlord 2019-11-22
lmao its gonna happen again isn't it
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-11-22
I gotta say Daddy drama has not been as fun the last 6 months or so. Another /r/politics meltdown this time next year would be awesome.
1 UgandanWarlord 2019-11-22
yeah honestly its all boring shit about Ukraine and Russia and shit i don't really care i just want him to say something really retarded. i really wish Hillary ran that would be so fucking funny
1 allendrio 2019-11-22
how is admitting to illegal actions publicly multiple times not "really retarded"
1 PerFinThrow999 2019-11-22
Cope
1 allendrio 2019-11-22
What is it with rightoids and constantly making new accounts? did pizza bait you into ranting about how the government jew cabal is out to get daddy?
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-11-22
Seethe
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-11-22
She doesn’t need to actually run, just remind people she could be the candidate if there’s a brokered convention.
1 gandhitheblue 2019-11-22
If Trump wins again hopefully dems do something hilarious and retarded like spray painting themselves orange and flogging themselves in the streets like it was the Black Plague.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-11-22
crazy is normal now so theres nothing that really stands out
1 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-11-22
Why’s it so hard for democrats to have a fucking candidate they’re for? JUST HAVE A MEETING AND BACK ONE PERSON WHO’S MOST LIKELY TO WIN. But instead they’re acting like it’s a normal election when it isn’t.
1 BrownGuyInNewEngland 2019-11-22
Lol. Like all the leftists in the Democratic party would want to compromise on a candidate
1 d538GNCUIXPz4doFxgLx 2019-11-22
Didn’t they railroad a candidate last time?
America should definitely abandon the primary system. All it means is that the candidates get dragged through shit twice, once by their own side, then again by their opponents. Except now the international audience has much more visibility of the process and aren’t being pandered to by either side, so whoever gets elected will be so compromised by the election process that they are too weak on the international level.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-11-22
That’s why a Chelsea ticket with Momma as VP is the way to go.
1 Slump_o 2019-11-22
“shuttup retard”
-diamond joe
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1 MG87 2019-11-22
Corn Pop should have fucked him up back in the day
1 LiberalKiwi 2019-11-22
Snootiness like this is why Trump won
1 CamelCicada 2019-11-22
First time I feel bad for Joe. He's right, illegal immigrants who break the law need to be deported. He gets shouted down as a racist for that lol.
1 dramasexual 2019-11-22
Oh come on, don't go full Hillary
1 eva_remastered 2019-11-22
??????????
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-11-22
Based
1 cycophuk 2019-11-22
I think he is purposely trying to tank his campaign.