r/drama: 40-year-old furry who legally changed his name to "simba lion" gets in a shootout with police

40-year-old furry who legally changed his name to "simba lion" gets in a shootout with police

1 2019-11-22 by 200iqBigBrain

55 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-22

whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

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1 UgandanWarlord 2019-11-22

God its so funny how the article continually refers to him as Lion.

A struggle ensued and Lion pulled out a gun, according to authorities.

hahahahahaha

1 kurwamacja 2019-11-22

Do you need a hunting loicence for shooting frfags in Brgerland?

1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-11-22

It's secretly the real reason that we haven't gotten rid of the 2nd Amendment yet.

1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2019-11-22

chik-chik Open season boys!

1 UpstairsInitiative 2019-11-22

I laughed way too hard at this too. LOL

1 Platycel 2019-11-22

Who asked you?

1 Satansbigsausage 2019-11-22

I did, ya penis wrinkle!

1 TwoTriplets 2019-11-22

1 FearOfBees 2019-11-22

Well yeah there's no journalistic integrity if you use a false name. It's literally his name.

1 UgandanWarlord 2019-11-22

yeah its funny

1 trexmundi 2019-11-22

This guy is either a furry, or a particular brand of melanin enriched crazy.

1 200iqBigBrain 2019-11-22

I am informed by my sources that he is a notoriously obnoxious furry who has a furaffinity account that is literally his full name

1 too_much_choice 2019-11-22

He has a kiwifarms thread (because of course he does.)

1 duckraul2 2019-11-22

finally the furry question is being raised. People are talking.

1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-11-22

Michigan's a retarded place.

1 Karma-Means-Nothing 2019-11-22

It's funny that the lowlifes who interacted with this man and lived with him, are also the first to respond on Reddit.

🤔🤔🤔🤔

1 Iwanttobefree27 2019-11-22

and his post history is nothing buy gay furry porn

1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-11-22

All the more reason we should find some of comprehensive solution to the furry problem. Really, we should just gas every showing of CATS because anyone who pays to see that really does deserve to die anyway.

1 200iqBigBrain 2019-11-22

Even furries recognize that movie as being creepy.

1 TheBestEagle 2019-11-22

I plan to go watch it 🙃

1 KaaraRaven 2019-11-22

You're a disappointment to birdkind

1 ryzyryz 2019-11-22

Kids?

1 Rentokill_boy 2019-11-22

gas 'em, hans

1 luciusftw 2019-11-22

Furries dont want to watch that shit dude

1 Infidel6 2019-11-22

This would put the exalted Tay in far too much danger.

1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-11-22

Any discussion of this on the yiff and yt foid subs?

1 KaaraRaven 2019-11-22

What's hilarious about this is that there's two infamous furry lolcows that go by Simba Lion, so I wasn't sure which one it was.

The other one runs a giant furry discord server that he uses to prey on children, for the record. Óvò

1 200iqBigBrain 2019-11-22

I know someone who has interacted with this retard but I was unaware of the other

Something about Lion King attracts the most retarded breed of furry

1 acidoverbasic 2019-11-22

You can figure out which one it is by looking at the KF threads. The OP was edited to include the shooting.

Also Simba looks exactly the way I expected.

1 Redactor0 2019-11-22

there's two infamous furry lolcows that go by Simba Lion

It doesn't even fucking make sense. It's like if I went around calling myself Chien Dog.

1 atmpls 2019-11-22

Why is every troid weird as fuck

1 SandorClegane_AMA 2019-11-22

infamous furry lolcows

You could just say 'furries.'

That's like saying 'controversial Chancellor of Germany, Adolf Hitler' or 'oppositional defiant insecure troll / mod MasterLawlz' - we know those details as soon as you mention the name.

1 KaaraRaven 2019-11-22

I mean relative to other furries. I don't think I've reached those heights just yet!

1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2019-11-22

Based

1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2019-11-22

So THAT is what happened to darquwolf

1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-11-22

he ~~cant~~ didnt keep getting away with it.

1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2019-11-22

justice at last

1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-11-22

This is like a black mirror episode.