I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.

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Literal deep state elements in the FBI have been caught red handed altering documents related to the investigation, but it’s not like it changed the outcome of investigation, even though the Inspector General refuses to actually state whether it changed the outcome or not.

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The inspector general apparently did not assert in the draft report that any of the problems he found were so material that the court would have rejected the Justice Department’s requests to continue surveilling Mr. Page. But the people familiar with the draft were uncertain about whether Mr. Horowitz said the problems were immaterial, or instead avoided taking a position on that question.

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Uhhh shit I can't blatantly lie and say this isn't important so I'll just not say anything about it and hope nobody notices.

It was nice talking to you and I'm glad we had this discussion.

Those guys in the other thread were so happy though.