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I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇
while i dislike nyheter idag mainstream media has picked up the main part of this story, which is that the dude apparently collects sick money under a false identity in sweden. i dunno about the other stuff though, i wouldn't trust that site unless some other source managed to verify it
For the lazies
"Now News Today can reveal new information about Iraqi Defense Minister Najah al-Shammari, which is currently being investigated by the Social Security Office and the police for non-payment. When al-Shammari's wife examined the Minister of Defense's phone, she discovered several six-text messages sent to a young man at the age of 20.
"I was at work out said Sverege," reads one of the minister's announcements. Then several sex invites come in succession to the young man in Stockholm. He says that he has just returned from a stay abroad and he wants to meet to have sex.
The young man declines to meet, but the Minister of Defense continues to propel on. "You my love", writes al-Shammari and continues with "And meet sex sex sex I love you". Then the young man replies that "I am not your love" followed by "Sorry" and that he declares that he now has a girlfriend.
This does not prevent the Minister of Defense from continuing to pick up on the young man. "Can you meet sex?" He asks. Then the Swedish man replies that "and she is my love and me her love". This does not take al-Shammari any notice but continues to propel on.
"I want to fuck you sex sex sex," he writes. Then the young man, who is now tired of the sex invitations, answers again: "Are you crazy?" And later, in big letters, he writes that "I HAVE GIRLFRIEND". But even that does not stop the sexist defense minister.
"I like your ass," writes al-Shammari.
News Today has called the phone number to which the SMS is sent. A young Swedish-speaking man answers but does not want to be known by the name that appears in the police's preliminary investigation protocol and he does not want to make further comments.
In two other SMS conversations in Arabic that the wife hands over to the police, language use is somewhat calmer.
"I want to fuck you sex sex sex," he writes. Then the young man, who is now tired of the sex invitations, answers again: "Are you crazy?" And later, in big letters, he writes that "I HAVE GIRLFRIEND". But even that does not stop the sexist defense minister.
🎶 Oh, death by sex
Oh, death by sex
Yeah, sex, sex, sex
Yeah, death by, death by sex
Oh, death by sex (By sex)
Oh, I'ma give it to you best (The best)
Yeah, sex, sex, sex (Sex)
Yeah, death by, death by sex 🎶
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-11-23
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1 BlacJeesus 2019-11-23
Looks like BussyShill wants a taste of old Shia bussy
1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-23
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1 BlacJeesus 2019-11-23
This is exactly how he feels about his wife lol
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-11-23
Enough with that filthy pig Latin. English please.
1 wm20123 2019-11-23
Its swedish breitbart: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyheter_Idag
So, funny story, but unlikely to be true.
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1 1gn4n7 2019-11-23
while i dislike nyheter idag mainstream media has picked up the main part of this story, which is that the dude apparently collects sick money under a false identity in sweden. i dunno about the other stuff though, i wouldn't trust that site unless some other source managed to verify it
1 BlacJeesus 2019-11-23
For the lazies "Now News Today can reveal new information about Iraqi Defense Minister Najah al-Shammari, which is currently being investigated by the Social Security Office and the police for non-payment. When al-Shammari's wife examined the Minister of Defense's phone, she discovered several six-text messages sent to a young man at the age of 20.
"I was at work out said Sverege," reads one of the minister's announcements. Then several sex invites come in succession to the young man in Stockholm. He says that he has just returned from a stay abroad and he wants to meet to have sex.
The young man declines to meet, but the Minister of Defense continues to propel on. "You my love", writes al-Shammari and continues with "And meet sex sex sex I love you". Then the young man replies that "I am not your love" followed by "Sorry" and that he declares that he now has a girlfriend.
This does not prevent the Minister of Defense from continuing to pick up on the young man. "Can you meet sex?" He asks. Then the Swedish man replies that "and she is my love and me her love". This does not take al-Shammari any notice but continues to propel on.
"I want to fuck you sex sex sex," he writes. Then the young man, who is now tired of the sex invitations, answers again: "Are you crazy?" And later, in big letters, he writes that "I HAVE GIRLFRIEND". But even that does not stop the sexist defense minister.
"I like your ass," writes al-Shammari.
News Today has called the phone number to which the SMS is sent. A young Swedish-speaking man answers but does not want to be known by the name that appears in the police's preliminary investigation protocol and he does not want to make further comments.
In two other SMS conversations in Arabic that the wife hands over to the police, language use is somewhat calmer.
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1 BlacJeesus 2019-11-23
😕😟
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-11-23
Someone’s getting executed
1 BlacJeesus 2019-11-23
Yep. Gays get the death penalty in Iraq
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-23
lol no they don’t
1 Comrade_Natalie 2019-11-23
Are you a gay from Iraq?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-23
No
1 Iwanttobefree27 2019-11-23
iraq doesnt ban homosexuality on a state level but gays get lynched often
1 smokeyphil 2019-11-23
The military, however, has the death penalty for it as far as I am aware for active service members who like the bussy too much.
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-11-23
You're only gay if you're the bottom, he should be fine.
1 alialidrissi 2019-11-23
no one get executed because he is gay in Iraq
1 CuriousAmerican3 2019-11-23
TBH European men are pretty hot.
That's some good bussy, this guy is absolutely based.
1 Sennappen 2019-11-23
Wow a fellow r/drama user.
1 Lysis10 2019-11-23
He sounds like a pajeet.
1 BlacJeesus 2019-11-23
No. He sounds like a middle eastern guy.
1 HardIsLife 2019-11-23
🎶 Oh, death by sex Oh, death by sex Yeah, sex, sex, sex Yeah, death by, death by sex Oh, death by sex (By sex) Oh, I'ma give it to you best (The best) Yeah, sex, sex, sex (Sex) Yeah, death by, death by sex 🎶