peak mayo foid: hysterical Victorian larper crybullies Butchart Gardens in Jane Austen speak for denying her and her corset fetishist husband entrance

1  2019-11-23 by acidoverbasic

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more than the cost of an entire week's worth of groceries

So what like $150 max? Stop being poor.

corsets are expensive sweaty

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The comments people are making about them confirm my suspicion that the "rude park people" were probably "bored and unflinchingly polite park people" and she's just making shit up about how rude they were to try and get them in trouble.

Yeah, I caved and grabbed a copy, and you're not wrong. All of her stories about how she was personally attacked for wearing corsets are like 'This woman came at me and how dare she, because she was built like a cave troll, and then I made a graceful and measured speech, quoted Kipling and then everyone else in the room stood up and applauded me for being the best Victorian ever.'

I'm no psychiatrist, but it does seem to me like someone with a pathological desire for attention would be attracted to this kind of lifestyle because it would make her the center of attention everywhere she went.

24/7 fetish lifers tend to be batshit bonkers all the time so I think you're probably right.

I'm no psychiatrist, but it does seem to me like someone with a pathological desire for attention would be attracted to this kind of lifestyle because it would make her the center of attention everywhere she went.

In the youtube video linked, one of the stated reasons he's on that giant bike is because everyone can see you.

It's called a penny-farthing. you uncultured swine. 🧐

I'm sure it is in whatever disgusting excuse for a country it was invented in. But I'm an American and I drive a minivan like a normal person.

I need someone to hold my hand while I go through all these links

I think they're cute.

They're not just LARPing on the weekends, they're fulltime LARPers 24/7. And they're sacrificing a lot for it - they're not NEETs, they're not on welfare, they're not financed by their parents.

Yeah, I personally don't see anything wrong with the larping or the corset fetish. But it seems the wife is always indignant and ranting, making her a good lolcow.

It's probably the corset. She's probably so bound in so tight it turns her into a bitch.

I think you're on to something 🤔

I'm reading reviews of her book and everyone is calling her a bitch lmao

Yeah after reading their reviews I kind of want to read it myself. Someone called it a good hate read.

The reviews on Goodreads.com make it sounds even better.

Me too 👀

Idk, they seem like a more restrained version of bdsm freaks who like to wear fetish gear in public. Just desperate for attention

Female autism is a seriously overlooked goldmine of hilarity, I really hope butthurt gardens or whatever it was didn't put her off

I think they're crazy

Idk they should just become amish at this point.

Hmm

It's wordy as fuck and I don't blame you for abandoning it three paragraphs in.

It's excellent, good find

full of glorious mental images

We ignored the inevitable snide comments we always get when we're out in public, and just focused on the good in the day, and how excited we were.

I am legit surprised they weren't Mctubbins

They must stay svelte from all the wood gathering and cholera.

To be honest I respect the pure, focused autism of people who could pass as normal but choose not to

Yeah, say what you want about these hipster retards, but they are legit devoted to this stuff. Once you start making actual life sacrifices on a consistent basis to live a certain way, I'm cool with it.

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Now I know what real discrimination is. I really feel for her.

So, they were told that they didn't want fucking larpers in the park confusing the other customers. After a discussion they demanded to speak with the manager who confirmed this was their policy. Then they asked for their money back. The manager even offered to call his boss to see if an exception could be made for them to visit the park. But no, they wanted to throw a public tantrum and continued to demand their money back. After some bullying they not only got their money back, but a free cab ride back to the city.

The whole conversation with the staff is embellished. She's either lying about the way the staff acted, or she's such a huge narcissist that this is the way she remembers it. She describes them as shouting and yelling the whole time even when they're on the phone with other staff. She also casually lets slip the nametag that was on the front desk staff guy, because clearly she wants him to be fired for enforcing their policies.

Some other fun details:

  • The guy works at a bicycle shop Thursday --> Monday
  • The commute to the bicycle shop is so far he sleeps one night a week at his mommy's place.
  • This trip was arranged during his Tuesday/Wednesday "weekend", meaning that she is likely unemployed because she made 0 mention of taking time off from her job for this.

she is likely unemployed

She somehow makes money from writing. From that r/blogsnark thread, it looks like people mostly buy her books for hate-reading, because she's such a snob.

Well, given how often she alludes to how poor she is in that writing, it can't be very lucrative.

You just know he builds those old-timey bicycles with the huge wheel and probably "commutes" to work on one and the place is only a couple miles away but his vegan diet has rendered him so anemic that he needs mothers milk once a week to recharge.

it's not a costume, we wear these clothes every day

Just because you wear a costume every day doesn't make it not a costume.

There's a joke about capeshit in there somewhere.

she is likely unemployed

I hope so, because otherwise I would call bullshit on her Victorian era women larp.

She has many Victorian employment options, like fishwife, wet nurse, or whore.

I need someone to hold my hand while I go through all these links

Take off our hats? He is commanding a lady to take off her hat? I wondered if he even realized the profound level of insult in that command.

I like how she mentions the attendant and manager by their full names as often as possible so that the audience remembers who to go after.

John Tomlinson dumped us outside the gate to wait for the cab. After he'd gone, Gabriel shook his head. "You know, the level of Old Testament symbolism here in being expelled from the garden is just too deep for words." He shook his head again, then forced a wry grin. "I have to say though, John would look ridiculous with a flaming sword!"

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Though I do have to say, having now seen their clothes, they’re not nearly as ridiculous as I assumed

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