Why does everything we are smell bad

1  2019-11-24 by FearOfBees

106 comments

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Mom, educator, writer, pro-black • Antiracism • parenting • neuroscience • mental health • sexuality • Swears a lot. 🌈 (she/her) 5’6”

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She's just a regular mentally ill twitter mutt

Yeah but...

We should be voting these people into power. 👏👏💅💅👸👸

Unironically calling whites “mayos” on her personal twitter account. Zero fears of being cancelled or doxxed lmao

She hated them because they told her the truth.

You Smell

*smelly* *smelly* *smelly*

Literal shithole countries

Why is there no (55,100] % bracket? Would india be singled out?

India is 48% apparently

Ah thanks.

I don't wanna hate on my currycel bros and hos, but...yeah, they told her the truth.

They literally do shit in the street tho. I took a health economics class once and the professor assigned a journal article where they studied Indians and found they do indeed shit on streets and they get sick. The point of the paper was saying if they teach them to shit in a toilet they can have less sick people. No joke.

Still more useful than gender studies

Actually super useful. Public shitting is one of the biggest problems facing India. It infects the ground water and river water

Yes it is

t. smoothbrain STEMcel

Dilate

Cope

Also lmao at the butthurt nerds downvoting me. Y'all know what you are, and it's deeply ugly 😏

Y'all

Any further comments from you will be immediately discarded 🗑

I gave it about an 80% chance that someone would reply something to that effect when I put it. I'm marvelling at my own intelligence.

Most of the native americans died off because Europeans brought new diseases to the continent. Makes you wonder if indians will do the same to us. It would be ironic, whites bring a plague to the feather indians, then the dot indians get revenge 100s of years later.

Half the reason why India had so many problems with cholera is because they were getting sick and shitting into their own water supply.

I've lived here all my life and I can't say I've ever seen someone shit on a street 🤷‍♂️ Railway tracks? Now that's a different question

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Imagine straight up smelling like curry 24/7 lmao

This is what I don't fucking get. Latinos and Asians are capable of cooking and eating dishes from their cultures, and they can smell fine and function in society. But Indians eat the most repulsive spices and then call you racist for not enjoying their aroma. I shouldn't be able to tell your ethnicity an hour after you've left the room

Tbh it is 100% a white person problem if you don't like curry. For whatever reason, my chad landlord of a dad housed a bunch of Indians (very friendly folks btw! Granted I have never seen them interact with a woman so who knows.) and they either smelled fine, or of cheap Ax body spray, or of curry and by far the Ax body spray was by far the worst.

Back in college my chem lab partner was a pajeet and the curry scent fucking clung to me well after class was over. He was really smart and did most of the work so it was a decent tradeoff, but still

Almost 100% sure that "street-shitting" meme is fairly recent so there's no way she's heard it all of her life.

I also asked my Indian friend and he said nobody has ever accused him of smelling bad.

I'd hate to say it, but I think she might be lying.

There’s a group of Indians who believe in not wearing deodorant. I don’t know why. I really don’t want to know why. Most Indians in the diaspora smell perfectly fine but there’s always a minority of assholes who ruin it for everyone else.

This is it. There are also certain spices that leak out through your pores if you eat a lot of them. That’s okay as long as you wear deo. If you don’t, you’re going to smell like stank ass curry BO.

Do they have an actual belief against it or it simply not part of their culture?

The world started on 2015.

/pol is the ancient enemy of India. They used to heckle the workers building the Taj Ma Hal "poo in loo" and "Designated" all the time.

I love curry. I make curry constantly. I usually stink of curry after I make curry. I take a shower, the curry smell goes away. This is called basic hygiene. Smelling like curry, or smelling dirty, is not because you’re a poo-in-loo but because you don’t take a damn shower. Who would have thought that people who don’t clean themselves to be a functioning member of society get made fun of?

dude we were making fun of Indians for smelling off and bobbleheading in the 90's, maybe your area has zero experience with H1-B immigrants.

Sorry mate, but I think your Indian friend just has really polite friends

Unless she was born 7 years ago I doubt it, too.

wasn't she the chick who was posted yesterday self-congratulating about how she went to a grocery store by herself?

While simultaneously self-flagellating about being ableist for not providing a transcript of her video? I think that was her. I am way too lazy to go confirm that though.

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Let me guess, she's morbidly obese isn't she?

Things that make you go 🤔

„Just going to poop in here...“.

Sure is a coincidence.

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That angle can't hide her ham hands lmao

This is my new favorite account. She's absolutely seething at the mayo menace daily.

Saira is based af

Damn white people and their sense of smell.

All that white guilt in the replies lol

Why do people always act like making curry, chilli etc is hard? It is poor street people food, it's easy as fuck to make. You just add spices to meat and shit in a big pan. A roast dinner takes more coordination.

and shit in a big pan

That might be an improvement

It's literally soup

Seasoning a good steak is harder than making chili.

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All that bitch does is hate on white people. I don’t care if you smell like you’ve been cooking ghee all day but for the love of that blue goddess please please please wear some goddamn deodorant.

All that bitch does is hate on white people.

That's all there is to her "personality". That and shitting on her designated street.

cooking ghee

🤔

That’s Indian butter right?

Ghee is just clarified butter but ya, Indian food uses ghee not regular butter.

But making ghee doesn't smell bad so you still fucked up

My apologies. I’m not Indian.

and for that you must apologize a thousand times

How’s that world power thing going for you

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All that bitch does is hate on white people.

Good, that's all they deserve.

I hate white women so god damn much its unreal.

Nah they smell like cumin, not ghee

Every race smells like shit if you don’t shower or wear deodorant, it’s because of the cultural diet that causes that. Indian’s have the most distinct smell because of all the spices, when Indians sweat its those spices that are causing the smell.

White people smell like cheese according to Asia.

Indians got it great compared to most other races, respected all the way from a doctor to a taxi driver. White women love them because of Eat, Love, Pray. Plus they have Bollywood which I appreciate because it’s a lot less irritating then K-Pop.

Lol is this indiancel cope?

White women love them because of Eat, Love, Pray

This is the most cope ever posted in the history of cope

It’s not just white people. All non southern Asians think you smell weird too. Your food tastes good tho.

Lmao I grew up in south east Asia and I shit you now we would roast Indians/Bangladeshis for having BO.

oh shit did people find out the source of her bitterness

The Indian smells I've complained about aren't the spices, it's the BO.

Lol at this nugget:

Just going to pop in here and maybe gently remind my fellow white people that our individual opinions on Indian food is very much not the point of this tweet, it’s (iiuc) that white people think our opinion on others’ food is informated and matters, when it’s not and it doesn’t.

Take a look at the person’s bio then read the MDEspicable replies lmao; everything is one big meme 🤣

It's the only thing that keeps me sane, how life itself seems to be a meme.

POO

IN

LOO

My mother and I were kicked out of our home when the neighbour complained to the landlady about the smell of garlic coming from the kitchen exhaust...and the landlady said that she didn’t want to deal with the white woman’s constant complaints about us...

No the fuck you were not lmao. Why you always lying?

Seething poos saying what about NY and SF in the replies. At least in NY and SF they don't kill you for telling them to use the toilet

There's a gay Muslim in the comments. Now I've seen everything. A guy claiming to be Sufi Muslim and gay is just so absurd to me. And his comments sound fake as fuck. "We were kicked out because of our food smelling bad" I highly doubt that. It sounds like complete bullshit.

POO IN THE LOO, PANJEET

Pajeet shit in street

maybe they could like, stop cooking everything they eat with 11 herbs and spices, shower, and perhaps stop shitting in the streets? no? okay

I think the spices are there to mask shitty low quality ingredients

I wish that the mayos would have genocided these Indians instead of the other ones.

Uh oh stinky

This is why we need mayocide.

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Papricacide more like 🙎🏾‍♀️🔫

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Doing lines of garam masala.

India literally ran an ad campaign to get pajeets to use toilets. The amount of "mayos can't handle spice lmao" cope will never be that funny.

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I fucking hate twitter, it is unironically making people dumber and ruining society. You can get doxxed, fired, and sent death threats for the smallest thing. Then you have these mayos cutting their wrists crying about how they are born evil because their skin is whiter than a neutron star.

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