Work as hard as you can little bee! We can't give you a raise or a promotion but work harder anyway. Don't forget, the second you have a personal crisis you're out, nobody cares about your issues.
Hard work really is a virtue and is fantastic when working for yourself, but working hard for your employer makes you a bitch. Do the bare minimum and hop to a better job at another company every three years, loyalty and hard work are not rewarded.
You're not wrong Hodor. You do the hard work and excel first and foremost for yourself. Who the fuck wants to look back at their life and say "yeah, I did bare minimum day in and day out for 40 years because some bosses are le evil?"
Secondly, you do it so you always have a reputation in your field of kicking ass and the second you feel like your employer isn't treating you right, you bail to a company that will. How many punctual, productive and experienced people do you know that don't have a bunch of employment options?
Secondly, you do it so you always have a reputation in your field of kicking ass
Yes, you have the reputation. You don't do the simp thing and actually work all those hours. Focus more on social skills, dress, and presentation so that you can convince others that you do the work without actually doing it.
Do you think Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, or that Theranos slut got to their positions because they were the hardest workers? No, they had the ability to influence people and knew when to strike to pull the legs out from other some other idiot who did all the actual work.
Yes, you have the reputation. You don't do the simp thing and actually work all those hours. Focus more on social skills, dress, and presentation so that you can convince others that you do the work without actually doing it.
Lie, cheat and manipulate your way through corporate America instead of being good at your job, recognizing/seizing good opportunities and demanding good salary/benefits. You go right ahead, buddy.
Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, or that Theranos slut
lmao one of those is dead from his know-it-all arrogance, one is under active investigation from the United States government and one of them is facing more than a decade in jail.
Lie, cheat and manipulate your way through corporate America instead of being good at your job, recognizing/seizing good opportunities and demanding good salary/benefits. You go right ahead, buddy.
You say instead of being good at your job, like these things aren't part of being good at your job. The people who get promoted are the ones that people enjoy being around in social situations. I imagine you're not comfortable in that role and you're attacking me because you're nervous about it. By arguing with me, you're avoiding coming to terms with the harm these things will do to your career.
Jobs almost certainly has his brain on file somewhere, so look forward to him coming back from the grave in an android body sometime soon.
Anyone who is anyone has been dragged in front of congress, its practically a right of passage for the truly wealthy and influential.
And as for Holmes, she's engaged to some rich kid several years her junior, so she's going to land on her feet. Plus you just know she's going to be a darling on the talk show circuit when she gets out.
The people who get promoted are the ones that people enjoy being around in social situations. I imagine you're not comfortable in that role and you're attacking me because you're nervous about it. By arguing with me, you're avoiding coming to terms with the harm these things will do to your career.
lol I do contract work. I'm not trying to to play social butterfly and office politics to rise to the top of the industry. I'm trying to produce quality and timely work in my field and get paid commensurate to that. I work 6 months max every year.
lol I do contract work. I'm not trying to to play social butterfly and office politics to rise to the top of the industry. I'm trying to produce quality and timely work in my field and get paid commensurate to that. I work 6 months max every year.
You could have just told me "I'm a male escort" from the start and saved everyone some time.
Um yeah like? We have a white man at it again? We don’t need to be told this?? ✊🏾 Try excising your privilege thru racial liberation and fat freedom b4 u crash beyond your l8ne, Parker
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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6 AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 2019-11-24
Work as hard as you can little bee! We can't give you a raise or a promotion but work harder anyway. Don't forget, the second you have a personal crisis you're out, nobody cares about your issues.
2 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-24
It’s telling that this is the top comment here
6 AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 2019-11-24
Hard work really is a virtue and is fantastic when working for yourself, but working hard for your employer makes you a bitch. Do the bare minimum and hop to a better job at another company every three years, loyalty and hard work are not rewarded.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-11-24
You're not wrong Hodor. You do the hard work and excel first and foremost for yourself. Who the fuck wants to look back at their life and say "yeah, I did bare minimum day in and day out for 40 years because some bosses are le evil?"
Secondly, you do it so you always have a reputation in your field of kicking ass and the second you feel like your employer isn't treating you right, you bail to a company that will. How many punctual, productive and experienced people do you know that don't have a bunch of employment options?
1 wm20123 2019-11-24
Yes, you have the reputation. You don't do the simp thing and actually work all those hours. Focus more on social skills, dress, and presentation so that you can convince others that you do the work without actually doing it.
Do you think Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, or that Theranos slut got to their positions because they were the hardest workers? No, they had the ability to influence people and knew when to strike to pull the legs out from other some other idiot who did all the actual work.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-11-24
Lie, cheat and manipulate your way through corporate America instead of being good at your job, recognizing/seizing good opportunities and demanding good salary/benefits. You go right ahead, buddy.
lmao one of those is dead from his know-it-all arrogance, one is under active investigation from the United States government and one of them is facing more than a decade in jail.
1 wm20123 2019-11-24
You say instead of being good at your job, like these things aren't part of being good at your job. The people who get promoted are the ones that people enjoy being around in social situations. I imagine you're not comfortable in that role and you're attacking me because you're nervous about it. By arguing with me, you're avoiding coming to terms with the harm these things will do to your career.
Jobs almost certainly has his brain on file somewhere, so look forward to him coming back from the grave in an android body sometime soon.
Anyone who is anyone has been dragged in front of congress, its practically a right of passage for the truly wealthy and influential.
And as for Holmes, she's engaged to some rich kid several years her junior, so she's going to land on her feet. Plus you just know she's going to be a darling on the talk show circuit when she gets out.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-11-24
lol I do contract work. I'm not trying to to play social butterfly and office politics to rise to the top of the industry. I'm trying to produce quality and timely work in my field and get paid commensurate to that. I work 6 months max every year.
1 wm20123 2019-11-24
You could have just told me "I'm a male escort" from the start and saved everyone some time.
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5 pepperouchau 2019-11-24
Ok wagie
4 Lysis10 2019-11-24
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4 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-11-24
Lol.
2 Comrade_Natalie 2019-11-24
That article is full of cuck tier advice
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2 Comrade_Natalie 2019-11-24
Lmao
3 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-11-24
Um yeah like? We have a white man at it again? We don’t need to be told this?? ✊🏾 Try excising your privilege thru racial liberation and fat freedom b4 u crash beyond your l8ne, Parker
1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-24
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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