Listen here, bub, Devry is a good school.

It's kinda funny how they deliberately target welfare minorities. They don't even advertise at night when gainfully employed people are home watching TV. They target Jerry Springer hour people.

I watch Pluto TV because I’m a poorfag. I can’t help but feel better than my fellow poor people when they explicitly state that you’re allowed to keep the tablet and laptop after graduating and I realize that’s why half of their “students” join in the first place. For a free fucking netbook.

If it ain’t Spencerian, then it isn’t worth repping!

Ps has told me the college he went to, but didn’t graduate from. Lysis went to a better school, and Mine was probably a bit better.

You're literally making shit up.

Oh I thought I was blocked lol. I recall us talking about college a while back, I’m not gonna say shit. Def go back and graduate bro

Literally making shit up.

Does he ever stop talking about the “rightoids.” Why is he so obsessed with them???

Self-hatred.

Don't worry everyone, he promised we would be shocked! It can only mean he is in an Ivy League community college

Phoenix university online I believe is the name of this prestigious school

It's the best university

Pizzashill is unironically intelligent. However, he’s socially handicapped.

Why did we ban keep yourself safe posting again? It's a relevant response to many comments like this one.

When your act score starts with a 1...

Commercial for Pizza’s Alma mater

I'm uppin my pimp game, nigga and these bitches all got low self esteem.

im still not sure if this is official lol

here is the original ad

and another version

Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.

Snapshots:

1. Pizza gets into community college - archive.org, archive.today

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