WMFG

1  2019-11-25 by chimpan_z

26 comments

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So sad, that many years later, kokos son, harambe would go on to be murdered simply for existing. Mr Rogers likely rolled over in his grave. Why didn’t he bother to wash kokos feet, if many years later nothing was learned.

Because Mr. Rogers wasn't a degenerate footfag

Haha what if she just grabbed your nips and ripped them with full gorilla strength? Like stretched them 18” from your body and twisted a little at the end? Would they go back to normal ever? Would you maintain eye contact through the screaming?

That would really be terrible, like and comment wywd.

I think I’d sue

Because after Koko died there was a hilarious article where some lady tried to metoo her

Source now, or I’ll metoo you.

It’s misleading. Koko used to say nipple all the time because the monkey was actually just a dumb monkey. Koko literally just did shit simpler than “sit” for treats. Monkeys can’t speak.

Woke on the MQ

SHUT THE FUCK UP GAY ASS FAGGOT HUMAN NEVER DISRESPECT APE LIKE THIS OR R/APE WILL BE ON YOUR STUPID HAIRLESS ASS

Did Mr Rodgers take the gorillapill?

Can’t be worse than gussy

I heard they have pillow-like pussies when they’re in heat.

And why the fuck do you know that?😠

Sex Ed delivered by David Attenborough or the Discovery Channel.

Why don’t you?

Koko can rot in lower heaven with the rest of her kind.

Best caller on the ebrake tho

I like Cassie 😍🍆💦

I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

Snapshots:

  1. WMFG - archive.org, archive.today

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gorillas don't shower

They do after they meet you

ok, u/ chimpan_z

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volcel if u wouldnt

That's nice but why is Mr Rogers coming with that sexual body language