twitter leftoid tears into a mayo phrase.

1  2019-11-26 by 2Manadeal2btw

102 comments

In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

>Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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Here’s the tea

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This mudslime pajeet needs to shit in her designated street and not all over her Twitter feed.

Every. Fucking. Time.

This ranting is the intersectional version of debased coomer posting.

muslim queer enby | social justice warlock | hire me: jaythenerdkid @ gmail | spoil me: http://paypal.me/jaythenerdkid | she/they | fabricati diem, pvnc

Fucking hell. What a joke this bitch is.

Are those last three words in Latin or is that some new woke shit I’m unaware of?

Lol I love this shit. All this retarded nonsense in her bio about how special and non-hetero she is and in the end she just goes for a normal straight relationship with a white dude.

"Queer" "Nonbinary" "They/them"

Yeah its escapism from the fact that you are a very average uninteresting person. Its kinda like capeshit but for neurotic women.

Queers are always straighties. Them the truth.

Lmao okay Mattey

It’s because these type of girls very strongly believe white people are dominate within society and that being white automatically puts you above in society regardless of other variables. Women are naturally inclined to be attracted to men with status so they tend to fall for mayos vause of their weird messed up race idea of status and usually the mayos they fall for are usually not good looking. Funny how they have very similar views with white supremacists.

Oh God he's another cuck wojak drawing come to life 😂😂😂

With eyes that scream "please save me"

You can’t make this up

of course

Damn, she bagged a /r/drama poster

You're the best. I mean it.

Dude looks like a walking wallet.

She’s right, but for the wrong reasons.

All those words but she's not backing them up with anything from the quran or the hadiths. I wonder which school of Islamic jurisprudence she's approaching the issue from. 🤔

Brother, her fiqh is unguided and her snatch is tainted. We do not quarry with such femoid kin.

She has never read either. She's a progressive muzzie who thinks Muhammad was a fabulous feminist. Woke muzzie cope at its finest

What a moron, the whole point of being a muslim is that you can be a conservative asshole and the wokies just have to bend over and take it cause if they dont its racism

Based

Wokeslim

Im a muslim and calling him a feminist is pretty wrong, do we believe he helped give rights to women during that time, yes. But Islam and like many other monotheist believe in gender roles which the vast amount of modern feminists are against. Most muslims like her use muslim as a victim tag than actual believe it.

Thank you brother

I don't think anyone here believes islam was founded on feminist ideals

Muhammed was a good male feminist. He fucked children

Islam is right about queer enby social justice warlocks (what the fuck is enby btw?)

enby is non binary. just an extra retarded way of saying it.

Enby -> NB -> Non-Binary

I don't know what the point of extending an abbreviation is

The explanation I've heard is that they found out some other kind queero was already using the term "NB" for something else. I think it was black gays using it to mean "Not Black" iirc. Since black gays outrank other gays they got to keep their intellectual property rights over "NB".

It can't hurt that "enby" is just ever so cute and quirky.

That situation is plausible and that's pathetic.

the same point as pedos now calling themselves "maps"

Muh feefee security thru obscurity till someone notices you and asks you what it means.

I'm not even sure I want to know how they got to "maps"

Yeah I'm sure saying that out loud will prevent me from telling you.

Minor Attracted Person.

To be honest, the fact that they call themselves "people" is beyond fucked up.

The P now stands for Pedophile again

I clicked on another profile of a similar user and I want my dying wish to be to kill the internet

Scorch the earth

Don't make me wait.

One day I'm going to kill myself and it's not the soul-crushing depression or the pain and strife it would cause those who depend on me. It's that some people are so fucking stupid, so abysmally pants-on-head retarded that I would rather die than risk coming across their opinion in the wild.

That day is not today, but one day. One day.

I would rather die than risk coming across their opinion in the wild.

Try living in Portland. City of Bridges all right, city of bridges I'm gonna fucking jump off if I have to keep dealing with these retards. 😒

You know, there was actually a time that I unironically wanted to move to Portland. It seemed like a really nice place at a glance.

Some of the suburbs are actually pretty good places to live. But the city itself has gotten so much worse over the last few decades. So it's all right as long as you just want to Costco and the beach and the mountains and stuff, but if you have to work downtown you're gonna deal with a mix of real-life SRDines and schizo junkies.

may Allah punish them

No suburb has ever been a nice place to live.

Fuck dude, I live in Vancouver and I feel your pain, city of trannies who want you to wax the balls you bigot. It's gotten to the point where I unironically embrace the Chinese takeover because at least they don't put up with this shit.

Based and zhongguopilled

Are they actually good though? Maybe chongcouver is different, but the asians in the GTA are biggest faggots in this country.

Live in Seattle, this is my personal hell. Fucking hate that the only other part of the continental 48 with temperate rainforests is western Appalachia.

Come to appalachia bitch. We got guns booze and factories

Appalachia is unironically based

Some of the people are really dumb though. I know grown men in nowhere Appalachia who don’t own a toothbrush and drink nothing but cola.

Would still rather deal with that than Seattle

Easily

sadly my industry basically doesn't exist there outside of maybe Lexington, and I'm not far enough along in my career path yet that I can convince a company to let me work remote 90% of the time.

Techlets btfo

I was at an anarchist communal house in Portland with my ex to hang out with one of her friends. They had separate labeled drawers for their vegan and non vegan silverware. We were also told that we could not recycle our pizza box in their house because the presence of cheese on the cardboard was offensive to some.

At least commies of the past we’re hard as fuck. These larpers would curl in the fetal position if they heard a gunshot

here's the fucking tea, babes: white people stole tea from china via south asia and the phrase "here's the tea" from black people, so not only did you steal the drink itself, you have now managed to steal a phrase involving it, and you are horrendously bad at using both

What an insufferable person, holy shit. Watching a crush video where some tranny in platforms kills a kitten by stepping on it would probably make me feel less generalized dispair for the human race than spending ten minutes reading this bitch's twitter feed.

They're in constant anxiety fearing global warming will destroy the human race. I'm in constant anxiety fearing it won't.

It won't. We will get into war, followed by economical crisis that will cause majority of us to die out due to starvation way before global warming becomes a real issue.

What's a crush video

Bitch in heels crushes small animals by stepping on them

What the fuck

Ye

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They get $350 a month through Patreon... I'm in the wrong business

Guy could retire on that kinda money

it's not much but she gets it just for existing

All foids get money just by existing.

Should have been born the right gender sweaty.

Here's the tea. Colonialism was pretty great. That's all.

Tbh this fired google girl I found in the thread is more interesting. https://twitter.com/tri_becca90/status/1199066929429762048?s=21

Because google likes to pretend to be woke and it appeals to these kinds of people. Luckily leftists were dumb enough to eschew their more sensible points like class-first takes so no one will care

And that's why I use duckduckgo.

You can only wonder how long till google will completely censor everything that is not SJW propaganda.

I use yandex to support the Russian economy.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to see it's pancake tits.

The Bruno Mars thing looks terrible on her

A progressive Muslim 😂😂😂😂

Being very active on Twitter should be grounds for termination

Why did we decide to make victimization a commodity

Muslim enby

She they

Has PayPal link in bio

I wish feminism would go back to,its empowering for women to have jobs

Women stop aging mentally at 12 and child labor is illegal.

A Turk roach talking about how bad colonialism because of wypipo. Top zoz to the lack of self awareness.

Imagine giving a fuck about any of this nonsense

You clicked on this just to say something about it anyway so you don't need to imagine.

My 5 words vs their manifesto. Nice try tho

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so white my screen brightness adjusted itself

That's a pretty good one.

Yeah it would be a pretty good one if only screen brightness worked that way.

I’m convinced twitter is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse

lol imagine thinking black people have "ownership" of a phrase related to a British pastime of drinking a product from Asia...

White people stole tea from the Chinese

...

امنه خان

Yeah because Muslims played no part whatsoever in the Silk Road and international sea trade between Asia and Europe...

how do you, a woman so white my screen brightness adjusted itself when I clicked on your profile picture, not have the self-awareness to realise how fucking cringey this sounds

lmao this is good shit

The biggest cope in the thread. Perfect awareness wouldn’t change a thing. White women love to be dumb as shit and I love them for it.

She white tho

She fucking y'all-posted

It genuinely makes me seethe that yall has been appropriated from the southern good boys