I couldn’t stand SRD. The cringe there was suffocating. One idiot was whining about /r/drama being a doxxing paradise, others were circlejerking about how the sub leans slightly right but is really moderate. And as you note OP, they all fuckin whine about Daddy, altright, and idiots who can’t get laid.
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
I want to believe so fucking hard that Somali Mommy is a foreign asset, but until we get some actual evidence I'm gonna say no. She's just retarded, not a Qatari agent
Yeah, if these things had happened, some guy in Canada would not be told about them. Especially that information was passed on to Iran. There's no reason to ever tell that to people in the field.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-11-26
I couldn’t stand SRD. The cringe there was suffocating. One idiot was whining about /r/drama being a doxxing paradise, others were circlejerking about how the sub leans slightly right but is really moderate. And as you note OP, they all fuckin whine about Daddy, altright, and idiots who can’t get laid.
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Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-11-26
1 JohnWoo4 2019-11-26
Cope
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-11-26
I find her generally sort of annoying and sanctimonious, but I love the way she insults israel. that part about her is cool to me
1 slugulon 2019-11-26
Bruh
1 cptnhaddock 2019-11-26
The most dramatic choice is rooting for the brave Hezbollah warriors to flow to the sea like a river infidel
1 shitposts_when_drunk 2019-11-26
If this is true, it could give us drama the likes of which have not been seen in a very long time
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-11-26
It's that rare freebase drama, we'll be high for days!
1 Morzun 2019-11-26
how are your fake wife and stepdaughter doing?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-11-26
Really well, thanks for asking.
1 Morzun 2019-11-26
Hope you're doing better soon my man
1 jlozier891 2019-11-26
It’s all coming together
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1 kevindurantalt 2019-11-26
Damn either she's a foreign spy or she's just retarded for free.
1 snowkarl 2019-11-26
Well she does have the voice of Satan but she's a bit too obvious for a spy, but hey, she is an evil moslem
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-11-26
I want to believe so fucking hard that Somali Mommy is a foreign asset, but until we get some actual evidence I'm gonna say no. She's just retarded, not a Qatari agent
1 GeminiRocket 2019-11-26
https://i.imgur.com/wznAYyN.jpg
I choose to believe the mossad.
1 professorshillphd 2019-11-26
There's like a 0% chance this is legit. My guess is it's a guy trying to play into right-wing conspiracies to get himself a deal.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-11-26
Stick to dabbing on foids
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1 Dickcels 2019-11-26
He did the math folks, 0%. 0% chance here so just stop talking about it. Experts say 0% likelihood of this being true so drop it
1 zergling_Lester 2019-11-26
Ilhan Omar didn't elect herself.
1 CriticalSavings 2019-11-26
Still more likely than Russian Collusion.
1 Redactor0 2019-11-26
Yeah, if these things had happened, some guy in Canada would not be told about them. Especially that information was passed on to Iran. There's no reason to ever tell that to people in the field.
1 ArcheAngelleCreampie 2019-11-26
Even if she is it would only balance out the 70% if congress that is on Israel's payroll
1 rbsh123 2019-11-26
Intelligence agencies can’t be THAT retarded.
If anything, having Lindsey Graham be the Muslim spy would be a lot better of a route to take in an operation.
1 GotEmThisTime 2019-11-26
Him and the footsies under the bathroom stall guy would be my top suspects
1 gunowner63 2019-11-26
> American politician
> Not working for (((them)))
Pick one.
1 OniTan 2019-11-26
I'll wait for a non moonspeak newspaper to cover this.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-11-26
btw check out the Bairhani prince's Wikipedia article
1 zhcyiDnein 2019-11-26
Reeeeeeeeeee
1 SwiftOnSobriety 2019-11-26
I may not like her, but I'll be damned if I'll let some leaf besmirch the name of a citizen of the U.S.A.
1 Warbring3r 2019-11-26
That title game lol