r/drama: I wanna cuddle.

Are you black or something? Why do you think fathers don't exist?

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1 clubby789 2019-11-28

Hitting the nail on the head as usual Snappy

He’s on fire lately

no u donf

It’s fun at first, but then you get super fucking hot n’ mad after 5 mins.

I’m a loaf of coal

1 Mayos_side 2019-11-28

And your arm gets numb after like 10 minutes and your mind starts to wander.

1 Redactor0 2019-11-28

Do you have a Snorlax pillow we can share?

I’ll ask the wife-o

Nobody wants to cuddle with actual lawyers that lose legal arguments to /r/drama trolls.

They probably kicked you out

Say hi to Cleetus and Jamal at the trailer park for me

You quite literally live in your own reality if you think that's the case.

You played wow full time in your early 20’s and now you regret it, like I said you would.

It’s not too late to make something of yourself pizza

Wow, you fuck kids and play runescape full time.

See, I can make random shit up too.