UPDATE: Just a few weeks ago they were on the precipice of death; now their bulbs are growing strong. Happy Thanksgiving, /r/drama. May you flourish as beautifully as my radishes have.

1  2019-11-28 by Giulio-Cesare

31 comments

The family Brassicaceae is one of the most nutritious of all of what some people call god, allah, yahweh or ganesha's (they're all the same, just different names for the same thing) green earth.

To OP: NEVER, EVER THREATEN /r/DRAMA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

Snapshots:

  1. UPDATE: Just a few weeks ago they w... - archive.org, archive.today*

I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers

Haven't you built the damn greenhouse yet, you lazy faggot?

Imagine thinking your radishes are so weak and delicate that they need an entire greenhouse dedicated to their comfort lmao

My radishes are far beyond that.

Just a few weeks ago they were on the precipice of death

hmmm

Polar front almost killed them

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/10/us/veterans-day-cold-weather.html

But they survived.

They lived.

So you enjoy torturing vegetables even though the polar front could have been easily avoided?

You disgust me

not torturing your vegetables before you eat them

Why even live then?

By Allah, you are a dog

Imagine not remembering his previous radishpost. Try to keep up, honey. ๐Ÿ™„

I was there, retard. I respectfully suggested building a greenhouse and the waste of space didn't do that yet

"I have the best Radishes" - daddy

Fuck me that things huge

It's the Chadish.

You're my new radish daddy

You're my new radish daddy

๐Ÿ˜ป

Let us praise the merits of purple dirt. Let us praise.

Looking very good. Whatโ€™s your next grow going to be?

More radishes

Have you considered trying to grow radishes instead?

Great news! Looks like they recovered nicely. 3 more weeks until I start my tomato seedlings for next year. :)

[removed]

So when you gonna move onto humans? Can I preorder?

This makes me kind of happy. I tried saving a tree my family accidentally killed out of neglect but it was no use. Good for you.

This is a truly heartwarming story of survival in the face of adversity. Those brave plants are lucky they had you to help them in their heroic struggle. ๐Ÿค—

Radishes are just gay turnips

That's what's up

[removed]