Holy crap that Boar Guy from Twitter was right.

1  2019-11-29 by JohnWoo4

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Are you writing fiction now?

I don't even hate women, and I'm sure as hell not an incel. You seem to have just fabricated that bit. I've literally said like 20 times on here the "I hate women" bit is ironic.

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In my 35 years I will tell you it's one of the worst things I've ever seen

What fucking hell hole is this cunt from?

One of the worst things I've seen was going feral pig hunting with mountain bogans, they sic the dogs on them then get in there and cut the things throat while it screams.

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We can’t even allow hunting to eradicate them here bc rednecks started releasing them bc they like hunting them. People ask what AR 15s are for, they are for indiscriminately shooting into a pack of wild boars.

They blow them up with tannerite too

Yeah that’s the most effective way actually. Some dude I know used to upload himself doing this on yt and got fucked by fish and game. He would put out feed and blow up like 10 of those goomers all at once. He was the hero we needed, but didn’t deserve.

Nah tannerite is a legal explosive detonated by a gun shot. Folks load up a feed station with vittles and tannerite. When all the hogs are eating they shoot the tannerite and blow the entire group up into pieces.

Sounds tasty.

This sounds like something someone would just make up on the spot if they’ve never actually been around rednecks

No he's right. Tannerite is like duct tape for rednecks.

Yeah, the rednecks that I personally know just shoot the fuck out of them with ARs, but I can 100% believe some Bubba setting up a booby trap to explode some hogs with tannerite.

USA USA USA

My cousin had a tannerite gender reveal party a while ago. Blue explosion for a boy, pink explosion for a girl.

Your cousin start a little fire?

Some people in Hawaii will get furious anytime the state tries eliminate feral pigs, claiming it infringes on their heritage as their ancestors hunted them. This is despite the fact that pigs are destroying the state's unique rainforests, their wallows increase mosquito breeding ground (which then kill all the birds with their disease), and are in general a risk to everyone else who uses the forests. Oh yeah, and the ancient Hawaiians never actually hunted Pigs, they farmed them, probably because they didn't want to get mauled to death. All this over what is usually the state trying to fence off a few thousand acres (out of hundreds of thousands) that pigs haven't destroyed yet.

These same people then talk about how much they love the aina, usually as a bludgeon against the tourists that support the state economy.

Yeah peta hippies don’t understand the importance of conservation. Hogs aren’t meant to live in HI and should be eradicated to save their unique environment.

What are you even trying to say

I don't understand the question

Stealing from deux? 😒 Shame

Post hog gone wrong

what the fuck is wrong with the guy filming. Do something!

Would you want to eat a baby that a boar had in its mouth? Eww, that's gross as fuck man.

That was a baby? Nature is fucked. I am not ready for the collapse of society 😭😭😭😭

I am, tbh. Cant wait to openly be a cannibal

But will you eat dick?

He's going to have to cause I'm going to eat all of the ass.

Boars can have a little baby.

Do something!

He was. He was documenting.

It's already dead.

Yeah, he should have 1v2'd a duo of maneating boars

Jesus fuckin Christ

Fuck, I could have gone without seeing that.

Gotta be a BRAP hog since that's the sound rma rifle makes.

Day of the bacon when?

CAN THE FERAL SPAM

Is this the future vegans want? Probably.

I knew they couldn't be trusted

Damn what a shitty way to die, pretty sure they prolly ate her

Hogs really are no joke.

Islam is right about pigs

When I was in ft Benning, ft Polk, and Germany for training they always told us to watch out for wild boar since they will fuck a soldier up.

Upon some googling it looks like some isis guys found out the hard way.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/isis-fighters-iraq-killed-wild-boars-ambush-civilians-589816%3famp=1

Which boar guy?

all of them.

literally anyone who has been around wild boars knows they're a terrible invasive and terrible species.

I don't use twitter. I want to know if there's someone on their posting their boar hunt highlights and where I can find them.

It was the guy who replied to some tweet about why would anyone possibly need an AR-15 platform rifle with standard capacity magazines, and he said to protect his kids from 30-50 wild hogs that can show up in his yard/property, and the Twitter left thought that was ridiculous because they've never seen wild hog herds before and how aggressive they can be.

He was talking about the kind of pigs that wear badges

Some leftoid wrote on Twitter about how anyone who wants assault weapons is evil and this random guy replied "when 30-50 feral hogs invade my yard in 3-5 minutes what am I supposed to do?"

I shouldn't be laughing oh fuck