Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.

And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.

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You are not owed sex

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Women are bullying me because they say crying over Star Wars trailers is unattractive

Being an elite consumer makes you a cuck. Imagine slaving away 9 - 5 to earn money just to spend it on disposable shit for 5 minutes of entertainment just to make some rich guy richer. Like why even watch movies? Just use your imagination and don't be a slave to the rich bitches. Together we can all destroy the rich by not giving them money

Time to destroy the rich with our imaaaaginations! :D

R u poor

Found the marxist

Imagine being so poor you have to think even got a split second about where you spend your money and not buying whatever the fuck you want whenever you want. How sad!

You're just jelous that you can't cry on your yoda pillow when Tyrone bangs your wife.

At least I can watch in my lifesized Snorlax.

Dont be antisemitic

I don't know what you're talking about, I love jews, they are the most hard working, and most learned people.

And have the biggest noses. Sniff sniff

By the way I have a big nose fetish and I'm not even kidding.

Ah, a Sara Jay fan.

The only reason he's considered cringy is because he isn't attractive

Woman bullies a dedicated Star Wars fan moved to tears by the new trailer

100% on the side of the foid. Imagine crying over a shitty space opera that last had a decent movie in the eighties.

it's an ADVERTISEMENT for a shitty space opera no less, imagine an adult getting teary eyed over a toy commercial, oh wait I don't need to imagine because that's actually what happened.

You know what, that one hits pretty close to home, I feel like i'm undateable because I love anime and manga. I feel like I can't talk about it to other people, it sucks. Meanwhile watching stuff like the bachelor is ok for most of the people.

Obviously this redditor doesn’t understand the bachelor. If you watch it with a girl theres like a 90% chance youre fucking during it. Nothing would dry up a vagina faster than pulling out Japanese cartoon children books and talking about how much of a turbo autist you are

Seriously this was the comment that confused me the most. You don't go out and buy bachelor franchise toys, you use it as an excuse to get hammered on a monday and finger blast a girl on the couch

Based

No she's absolutely right. Anyone who unironically cries to movie trailers is pathetic, especially one for a franchise as bad as star wars.

Emotions are pathetic? I'm not understanding.

I really can't tell whether comments like this are people pretending to be Data from Star Trek because they think it somehow makes them more correct, or if social media has genuinely created a new subspecies of human that cannot feel unless instructed to by a sufficiently powerful entity.

I have created a "small-talk" subroutine. How is the weather, fellow kind sir?

And that’s why you look like a rotisserie chicken

Reddit has the worst insults

Because they’re a bunch of sensitive faggots.

Moreso if you consider his comment history reads like this.

The bully is right. Guess why there are 2 beds in that pic.

Based foid dabbing on these space capeshitters.

https://old.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/e32df1/woman_bullies_a_dedicated_star_wars_fan_moved_to/f9112d5/

imagine agreeing with a post saying there's not enough bullying, then getting bullied into deleting your accound soon after LMAO

Uh, no. Obviously. That would make you undateable

You've gotta bottle up your emotions, play football, watch football, drink beer, have a gun collection, fish, wrestle bears, be 6'10, and hate your wife

Otherwise you're not a real man

This but unironically

I don't understand what fishing has to do with masculinity. It's sitting on your ass for hours on end and then doing the most basic meat prep possible.

Or just throwing the results of your "work" back where it came from and then eat a premade sandwich.

And these people say they arent incels lmao

Already posted fat ass

I can't believe there are a bunch of white nights supporting this shallow bitch. Some people are just more emotional than others. People just want to have fun, but then others just decide to crush whatever happiness there is in the world and force everyone to face this bleakness we call "reality". You can't even escape to the things that take you out of the world, anymore, without someone trying to sip you back into the monster's mouth.

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Wish we could turn back time

To the good old days,

Where people would make jokes about your race,

but now we're cucked out.

racial jokes are okay but making fun of people because of star wars is not

very cool and good opinion from a very not insecure person

I was making fun of people who are butt-hurt by this. I thought it was over the top enough, but then again, some people are like this. I now understand the miscommunication, though. I'm sorry. It sort of matches my opinion of this post, but I don't actually take it this far to think making fun of someone for their race is okay.

no problem, just send bussy and you will be forgiven of any tresspasses

I don't understand, I'm new to Reddit.

Oh, it means "boy pussy." I'm female, but you can send it if you want to.

My apologies, it's a bussy comment now, so.

we're all bussy comments on this blessed day

So if my comment ends up there, does that mean I made a contract, officially labeling me as a gay man?

nothing gay about bussy, brother, but either way I don't think your comment will end up anywhere and we'll both hopefully forget this ever happened

Yeah, okay.

This seems to fit more on r/trashy.