Deadlift daddy no!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฅ

1  2019-11-29 by TaysSecondGussy

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You're 25. You're not old enough to make a god damn educated decision about Time Cube. If you're dumb, stupid and evil, you can learn from the lessons of Nature rather than accept deadly math:

1- Cubic Time is above 4e math.

2- Time Cube is the same everywhere. Same for

3- Time Cube is Omnificence (no God). Cubic math is proof.

Educated adults of Earth have no choice but to accept the truth of Time Cube.

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The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.

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This year alone, he completed the extremely ill-advised feat of lifting a kettlebell with his penis and balls, and then just weeks later pushed his leg day in the gym so hard that he lost consciousness and soiled himself.

Ew that's defo a fetish ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

Hey. Once you set a record that is probably going to kill future challengers itโ€™s hard to get a fix.

He secured his place in the Guinness Book of Fucking Retards.

Itโ€™s over for sleep apneacels

Ending your genetic lineage for clout

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Given the amount of shrinkage he must have suffered from steroids, its amazing his p got in the way at all.

Paging pizzashill for some insight into tiny dick problems

It is unhealthy when youโ€™re at the very top level of strongman," he said. "To be the best in the world you push your body to absolute limits. I was 32 stone when I won it. The NHS would say thatโ€™s one of the most morbidly obese men whoโ€™s ever lived. But itโ€™s muscle weight

Oh but you guys just think I'm a fat slob in denial when I say it

When you have a deadlift world record in a category other than than being the weight get back to us!

I...I can't wipe myself...

Adopt yourself some kids. Problem solved.

Can't imagine a better way to die than having my penjs smashed while deadlifting 500 pounds with my nut sack. God bless you Eddie.